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R8 grandfather

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Finally Kiwis woke up. You are all lazybones.
10/10

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Handsome fella.

Better yet, keep doing that until the its saddening effect is depleted!

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Thanks. As you can see he loves his smokes

No

Well its still early morning!
It's not lazy to sleep through the night...
They all did back then.

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i've never asked him what he thinks of gheys.. maybe i should tell him before he passes

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Back then they didn't know that it causes cancer.

Lots of things were different back then. It sounded fun to be a young boomer

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You probably shouldn't in all honesty....
It's not all that important he knows is it?

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Please man, you've tortured your family enough. Your grandfather may have been a decent man dont taint his dying breath with your mental deviancy.

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t.meanie

Why not? I haven't talked to him much and i want to get him to know me better

how have i tortured my family

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>boomer
My parents are literally boomers, is weird to think it's grandparents for others

both my parents are 1 year away from being boomers. feels good to be a /young gun/

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>how have i tortured my family
Well technically not torture, when you get into fights with your 'rents and go a bit off the walls it will be tough on them

That's understandable. I know i've been tough on them and it feels like shit

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looks like today is going to be nice. might fire up the grill

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*makes noises into the fan because it makes them sound funny*

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Hello Germanon!

>t. robot covering up for his voice

Well it might not go over well with him and you don't want the last conversation you want to have with him is an argument...

But if you think it's essential then go for it.

>humps you so quickly your moans sound funny

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Don't think he's very conservative. will try

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just imagining that made me giggle

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Disappointing them every step of the way, and embracing every gay thing that you think will buy you a sliver of happiness just to later devolve into a mess.

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lewd

he's taller than you probably

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>just to later devolve into a mess
>later

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is it the same reason you continue posting here?
what?

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Being open-minded about others and being open-minded about your own are very different things

I most likely am desu

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idk, you probably couldn't fight back against the spanish bull

ok

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No, I come here because it's clearly the last bastion of whites on this board

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i didn't laugh because i don't think he wouldn't be able to, it would just sound funny.
Kinda like when you ride over a cobblestone street with a bad suspension and just let out a long aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah which then sounds like a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a, you know what I mean? or am I being autistic here

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that's very specific

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well it's the closest example i could find to what it would sound like, remember it all started with this post you know how your voice sounds when you speak into a fan?

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>try to get a gun license for hunting
>got denied

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yeah yeah I did that when I rode my scotter through town, you even felt your hands tickling.
I think it sounds more erotic than it does funny though.

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fans r cool

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That's probably because you're an unstable looney

Really? i didn't know that.

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were you the kiwi that got sent into a mental institution?
yea i agree it would be erotic, but not at that tempo, we're talking like 3 moans a second here, can you thrust that quickly?

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yes! it was fun

I guess that is the reason.

I'll try my best!

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maybe it's better if you don't have a gun near you right now, don't ya think?

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how tall are you im intrigued now

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i'm not a mass-murderer i am completely stable

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190 though something tells me I'm growing again which is terrifying. I don't think my heart can take it.

you want to trade some of that height?

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>190
just fuck me already

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yes, if you have coin cata will provide. How many cms do you want fren?
I guess it can't be helped!

I want to be at least 180, and i'm 162. Can you spare 18cm?

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All the more reason he should have it

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stop calling me unstable

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don't know fren that's a lot of cms....

fuck i just want a couple of centimetres

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Cata is the tallest in /ausnz/
Germanon you are such a slut.

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wanaka is the same height i think

we'll see who gets the last laugh when I finally have that heart attack desu

why heart attack, are you super thin?

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i'm sure you have a big heart

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lads i just measured and i've grown 1/2 a cm

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not skelly, but i'm not muscular and haven't regularly done cardio in my life.

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well we can do some cardio together if you know what I mean

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I like how you think

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Extremely lewd.

Gnight everynyan!

im just really fucking horny all the fucking time

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night

That is very slow, do you have ED?

Good night!
That is extremely lewd, cease it now!

no i'm just really small

cried again. why am i getting mood swings aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Meds?

Prozac only now, don't think so.

Goodnight everyone!

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Night

I hope /ausnz/ is out enjoying the sun right now!

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Where Is that? Looks beautiful

No I was inside pew pewing

Lovely Rotorua~

You know it.

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No I am not.
Because it is grey and cloudy.

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Not in /bestisland/

I love Australia and New Zealand :)

I'm so proud!!

Go outside!
It's great out here

I can feel my heart bursting but it was worth it to feel like a real boomer

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What do ya like about it?