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/brit/ + /birt/
Brayden Lee
Robert Davis
Anthony Bailey
youtube.com
Tyler Diaz
No, my general is also named /birt/
Joseph Rogers
anime
Liam Parker
we should have more /birt/ threads
Lucas Thomas
need elon musk to be prosecuted before I can clean my room or do my homework or eat my vegetables
Jaxson Watson
One of the british cave divers said he didnt think Elon's submarine would work and that it was mostly a PR stunt
so Elon called him a pedo, twice
Brandon Long
What did Musk say and about who?
Badass, fight the power
Hudson Cox
Henry Allen
grandfather
youtube.com
Aiden Martinez
seriously all women should be taught how to give good handjobs and to give them to their partner at any given time
don't need sex but I need sexual attention nearly constantly
Josiah White
I literally, and unironically, yet also accidentally, started the /birt/ gimmick
Christian Rivera
based cokelord
Owen Reyes
this
world NEEDS to make sense for me to continue doing anything responsible
Brayden Powell
>so Elon called him a pedo, twice
VERY bizarre, can't trust them saffers, bunch of cunts all.
Caleb Jackson
why do black people always get really angry on the rare occasion a black man is killed by someone white (usually by the police for being a criminal), but they never get angry when black people kill each other or when white people are killed by blacks? both of which happen far more often.
genuinely makes me engage brain function for the purpose of pondering
Luke Wilson
>coffee edition
nice
only got 1 (one) Starbucks® house blend Nespresso™ pod left (bought a 10-pack for only £2 in tesco, marked down)
shall be having it with my breakfast tomorrow to accompany my 3 tesco's-own 'Wheat Bricks' knock-off weetabix and one slice of buttered farmhouse bread (toasted)
Colton Richardson
do it yourself lazy bastard
Isaiah Morales
Kevin Nguyen
have never enjoyed a handjob
i have literally scores of hours of practice handling my dick, no way is some rank amateur going to do any better than that
Jack Mitchell
When Thailad's not in the thread all the other posters should be asking "where's Thailad?"
Colton Clark
merely doing maths ironically at the moment
will upgrade to doing maths unironically tonight and tomorrow morning before the exam
Lucas Morgan
>thumbnail
Luke Williams
Want to play a game lads while I wait for the washing machine to be done. Needs to be something simple and cheap. Like Gwent or something.
Any ideas?
Matthew Reed
it's nice if the girl has the correct attitude about it and can dirty talk
Asher Gutierrez
this but blowjobs
Joseph Adams
easier to blame outside forces for your own failings as a society (see: brexit)
Joseph Roberts
FUCK im sorry
Anthony Morris
3 times in all if you count the '(sus)' tweet.
Joseph Jones
cataclysm dark days ahead
Nolan Ross
Feel like a 14 year old . im too immature
Cameron Ward
lil pump fly private jet
Aiden Rodriguez
ay o w*iteboi
Jaxson Carter
Gwent?
Jaxon Wood
Hello
Im from /birt/
Jonathan Baker
twitter is such a fascinating platform 2bh. amazing the things that people you assume should know better will actually post
Austin Reyes
It's like I tell my gf: a handjob is a man's job. A blowjob is yo job.
Joshua Long
what are you studying in maths rn
Jaxson Bennett
6 hours of sleep lads
wahey
Connor Watson
Going to walk around central london tomorrow.
Nathan Cox
Elon is being manipulated
Anthony Lewis
coke lad here a girl i've known for years who went out with my mate a while ago i was getting off with in a club last night suddenly switched on me and ran off. than asked one of my mates to "protect her from me". there was an incredibly awkward conversation but several people said they saw her all over me and she's making it up. she left very quickly. turned out later she is bipolar or something. never going near that one again
Isaiah Jackson
Why isn't brexit cancelled yet
It's clearly not going to work
Nolan Lewis
Connor Nelson
im a jacked gay scouser with a stem phd and yes i am technically "homeless"
Nolan Moore
want to buy a coffee machine but they're fucking expensive (and look bent)
Asher Baker
BTFO
Brody Lee
based
thank u fren
Brandon Peterson
how's the job hunt
Juan Cooper
ahh yes, it's the yank who said he never studies
brilliant
Samuel Young
Already played an embarrassing number of hours tbqh lad.
Tyler Davis
by Grimes? innit??! knew it!
Ayden Anderson
Adrian Gutierrez
Listening to Morrissey
Anthony Diaz
thank you my friend!
Evan Thompson
Daniel Powell
no! i just ran it through waifu2x a few times its not actually high quality
Jace Wilson
I don't know how norms can survive without anonymous platforms
well I do know; they're all narcissists and attention-seekers and validation-seekers
I feel a kindred spirit with the people who have naturally gravitated to this anonymous website and posting environment
Elijah Evans
Somebody said you were in trouble with the police Cokelad, any truth to that?
Gavin Wood
morrisey makes me cringe a bit
dont get the hype
Asher Perry
fuck off
Landon Nelson
what will happen when the diver turns out to be actually a paedo
Jack Peterson
holy shit how will thainonce ever be able to recover
Tyler Wilson
In defence of Musk, he thinks the guy is a paedophile because he is a white expat living in Thailand. Exactly the same reason we asume Thailad and Alan are paedos.
So it's not just a completely random insult, just a very stupid one
Chase Jones
seen you post your room several times before
Isaac Morgan
indeed, agreed, proceed to smoke weed
Cameron Roberts
Get a Moka pot
Noah Smith
>tfw probably put 30 hours into the in-game version
Nathan Nguyen
just another one of their tactics to get you thinking about Tesla™
Dominic Thomas
>Exactly the same reason we asume Thailad and Alan are paedos
*we know
Ayden Hill
my paki neighbor's 14 or something year old daughter asked me if i could download gta san andreas for her i said yea so she gave me her usb stick and ran off
fucking hell why did i agree to that
Nathan Smith
I just use a percolator
do want a proper espresso machine with a milk frothing thing and all that though
would be a pretty neat thing to have if people come over (which they don't)
Tyler Sullivan
Thailad is definitely a pedo
I don't think Alan is though; he goes on a lot of Tinder dates and stuff. Dunno what his motivations for being in Thailand are.
Ryan Watson
What if this was Thailad all along ad Musk figured it out
Jordan Rodriguez
What are the charges? The lads were saying it was related to your stalking/voyeurism and general cokemongery
Joshua Richardson
yes
Christopher Martin
Well it's not just an insult but straight-up libel, he knows that though and it's why he deleted the tweets.
Mason Sanders
nonce her
Dominic Morgan
threes or 2048
Angel Russell
yes but the difference is that we are posting anonymously on an internet forum to an audience of 20 people, and Elon Musk is posting under his real name under his official verified account to an audience of 22 million followers
its literally libel and he could easily be sued
Ian Wood
can't believe quite how furious musk is that his child death box wasn't a good idea and wouldn't have worked
Sebastian Hughes
beta freak
Samuel Murphy
got an IQ of 133 on a 20 question online test, I therefore am smarter than every one of you
bow down to my intellectual prowess
Hunter Morales
youtube.com
in a world where there are 2 billion tube journeys a year...
27 sexual assaults were recorded. we go onto the tube to discover the rampant harassment women face on a daily basis
Bentley Wilson
Yes
Filthy slag is working for (((them)))
Anthony Perez
would love one of those poker mechanical keyboards Jow Forums always froths over
Lucas Kelly
doesn't alan have kind of shaky degrees and academic standing
might be the only place he can work
Nicholas Morris
Imagine what Emma Watson’s farts must smell like.
Brandon Ward
she sounds adorable
m8 it takes like 5 minutes to get a gta sa torrent
Easton Morales
consider suicide as an option
Christian Mitchell
he's way ahead of you I'm sure
Daniel Perez
why do people call Thailand expats pedos
I thought thailand was for ladyboys
Leo Brooks
Thailad isn't a pedo, just a tranny chaser. Alan is a confirmed nonce who uses the Tinder story as cover ala Jimmy Savile.
Luis Sanders
unlucky mate I'm 134
Oliver Ramirez
who cares, hardly something to mull over like this general has been doing for the last 10 hours you paki nonce freak
Austin Davis
Heh, that's nothing
t. Got 147 once
Easton Scott
One time when I was getting out of a very packed carriage my willy brushed the back of a womans bum on the way out, hope the rozzers don't show up because that was the most sexual contact I've ever had.
Aiden Richardson
What do you do if you have a GF but have awful keffs
Nicholas Long
*strides into thread*
*looks around*
*realises I can't see anybody I know*
*walks out again*