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honestly big nips are such a huge turnoff for me

t. permamad permairrelevant flyover

rorkes hurt grug's feelings

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i saw a girl with a third toe longer than her big toe

I'm such a fat cunt, feel embarrassed when I see my reflection, too lazy to change though.

how does his collar stay like that

isn't that the so-called fashy haircut, though?

too late
min+fin+ket

>that 19 year old boomer who doesn't go to college

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t. Chicano trash

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fycj boomers

I love 'Klarna' lads. You can get the clothing product and only pay after 30 days

Going to buy a truck load of shoes and experiment for 30 days then send them all back

Looking older all the time,
Feeling younger in my mind

do you hear the people sing? singing the song of angry men
it is a message of a people who will not be slaves again

Never bought drugs, too scared some online dealer will send a bad batch killing me.

u r beautiful no matter what they say

itching for a wank

where can I get semi-decent shirts for work that won't cost a bomb

matalan worth a shot?

>contributes nothing to the rescue and calls an actual hero a pedo on twitter
>time to lean back, my work here is done

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making this change myself, it's been quite easy with fasting tbqh

/fat/ on Jow Forums welcomes you :)

if they do just leave a bad review on the market

tfw I'm finally free of California

the forced 'boomer' maymay is so cringy
only yanks say things like 'boomer'

love are elon

wish all people had toes that were properly sized
women with fucked up toes wearing sandals in the summer makes me want to puke

2 flies buzzing around my room and annoying the fuck out of me but can't bring myself to kill them cause I'm a massive faggot that way

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Grren belt needs to be defended tooth and nail. Without it the suburban sprawl will be unstoppable.

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feel terribly sad

\o7

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imagine having your aesthetics problems be somehting as simple as being fat, you people have it so lucky it pisses me off

uniqlo my man

Don' think my parents, or my corpse will be able to do that.

fuck off arrogant student

Matalan shirts are shit quality, but if you're happy wearing pastel-coloured napkins that crease forever after one wash then go nuts

2 more months until real football starts

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half a pack of choccie biscuits down the hatch

not fat, they were just all melted so i had to eat them all

looks like he is standing on a table and is 3 feet tall

i am unirnocilly a boomer haha

>Kansas City
>In Missouri

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>the forced 'boomer' maymay

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interesting perspective. do you have anything else to contribute?

fly to thailand, get an entire tailored wardrobe for £1000

then they have your measurements and you can put in orders from home

you need to change, you're killing yourself

any SOCIAL INTERACTION simulator man in ?

youtube.com/watch?v=HG_In6RtdP4

no it doesn't go down to specsavers

nobody's suggesting that your precious green belts should be built on
lots of cities have plenty of land that's simply not being utilised effectively

you ever feel like you are quite good friends with someone over text yet have nothing to talk about when you're with them irl

>national sjw league

>new Zealand
>is actually Australia

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favourite museums in london lads?

Get thee to Asda for some quality G by George shirts

mate I can't even be bothered going matalan i'm not going to cunting thailand

bet you actually thought this was funny

Zone out more and more every day. Stare at things and unfocus. Feel a dull ache that isn't quite sadness, more like an unsighed sigh. A fatigue sleep can't cure. It becomes harder and harder to escape. Just waiting to die

yea

best way to be in yankland would be to work remote for some silicon valley company in a flyover state

something comfy about living in literally nowhere, Iowa, USA and having a 5 bed mcmansion with 10 acres for $150,000 and driving your pickup down the 5 lane highway to get to the nearest retail park to go shopping at trader joes and walmart

I can only communicate effectively over text

Actually the EPL kicks off in 1 month

>being a chefs fan

grim

The Oxo cube tower

sue

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uk
more like u-gay

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27 year old boomer here folks, I'm having a midlife crisis. I need a sports car or sports truck and college pussy. what do?

I was thinking about buying a Ford F-150 Raptor because it's both practical and a sports truck.

imagine being english and using the term 'epl'

dire

You know what I'm gonna do it. 2018 will be the year of slimline user.

it's pronounced kansaw you idiot

are u fucking kidding me? what shit taste you have

reminder: hes jewish

Italy won with Italians

Spain won with Spanish

Germany won with Germans

France won with...Africans

Advertising Museum in notting hill
V&A
TFL museum

Have heard and read no less than 6 calls for the greenbelt to be reconsidered this month, from politicians in both parties

You ever been on one of those 5 lane freeways? They're fucking terrifying.

Plus I learned here that American car's wing mirrors are magnified so nothing is actually where it appears.

Thats what brit is

only people who defend the greenbelt are NIMBY tarqs who have mansions with 1000 acres there

im jacking off to this later

know how you feel

It's also in Kansas

>calling your team "chiefs"
cannot imagine being this much of a chief ahahaha

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v&a is the best museum
museum of london is the worst (major one)

cats been out all day he loves the warm weather

t. runt

can't imagine it's much different from our 3 lane motorways

proofs??

'

>Italy won with Italians
>
>Spain won with Spanish
>
>Germany won with Germans
>
>France won with...Africans

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it's ok, you can admit you don't know what it means