Crash Day Edition

Sorry from last thread...

USD is stuck. There are so many people short the dollar that its going to moon even harder when the squeeze comes.

I believe that this is what the administration wants so we can find an excuse to gold back our currency, give the big middle finger to China et.al., tarriff the shit out of them bagholding our debt and become completely self sufficient. USA literally needs no resources from China anymore. Especially after the "near infinite" mine of rare earths uncovered in Japan recently.

We will make anime real together.

If the libtarded fucks take control of congress you're god damn right they'd put us in a recession, they do it all the time.

youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw

Options basics (part 1)

youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

Options Basics (Part 2)

Some brainlet just copypastaed the Jow Forums without the url

kek yea they would definitely aggravate the problem.

but i dont think that either side will be able to pull us out of this one. its been a long time coming

What advice would you give to someone that wants to get into trading?

Should I just lurk awhile?

Whats the difference in Robin Hood, interactive brokers, and ameritrade?

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some of us have our Jow Forums settings to "linkify" addresses

so we see the title of the youtube video instead of the url

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Did you keep any bank short positions?

>That fucking 4 week yield going back up.

Fuck. I don't want to hold US debt for 28 days. Bid on Tuesday at 1.66%

1.64% please. Not 1.665% ok.

The DJA is looking like a modified version of the meme chart, but this time with more dead cats

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Yea I need to flip my SLV calls, it looks bad

i cashed out on them like a week ago whenever that crash was. i was running low on time

Me on the left.

WISH I DID, BAC fell off

They'd take out the 2A and make abortions mandatory and impeach my president (not to mention all the lost jobs in the clean coal industry). this alone will just crash the economy beyond any possible recovery. It would be like the fall of Rome...

portfolio is flat and i just took a shit where i had to keep wiping my ass.. i'm going no where today

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SPY looks like a double bottoms right now. Is it going to reverse?

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feels so good knowing the SPY will NEVER. EVER. be below 260 again

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You need more fiber in your life.

lewd

DRUMPF IS SAYIN SHIT

Look at the daily candles and rethink that. We are head and shoulders

Reminder:

youtube.com/watch?v=j7oPJZG_boA

Which one?

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THIS

fucking TVIX corp

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>gold back our currency
Are you aware that there is not nearly enough gold in the world to do this?

I GUARANTEE IT

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what did he mean by this

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Thoughts on CBS earnings today anyone? Their ST page is a fucking ghost town only bots making posts. Surely someone has to have an opinion.

??
where does your data come from
its wrong
we are at 260.49 right now

Why the FUCK THERE SO MANY TRIPFAGS ITT WTF is WRONG with stockfags?

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don't be mad, tripfags are free money fades

((((((((((You))))))))))

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for most of us it is because we are quite active; it makes it easier for you to ignore us if we give shitty advice, and shit on us. It benefits us because it forces us to become a better trader.

type 4.. it was the ass wiping that was killing me though

i drink Metamucil about 4 times a week and eat alot of fruits and vegetables. My shit isn't always like that.. it's just one of those days of spinning my tires in the mud

Look at the daily candles and rethink that. We are head and shoulders

this is gonna be more like the collapse of the USSR if we get there. the parallels are uncanny. you have literally the dumbest faggots in all the land running the country via nepotism and cronyism. educational institutions likewise, have also been subverted and made useless. the official state media narrative has jumped the shark so hard that almost everyone disregards it or laughs at it. you have the govt spending trillions of dollars to surveil its own citizens. and legislation being passed to limit dissident opinions and persecute those who act out. meanwhile were running ourselves ragged trying to run all these shitty proxy wars everywhere and keep guns pointed at absolutely everyone. we spend trillions more on weak sauce psyops to subvert foreign countries. impossibly huge deficit etc etc

we USSR now

good thing i've been innawoods practicing lately.

because this isn't just some shit coin thread where you can yell out some random shit coin and leave, we are here everyday and there is actual research that goes into some of the tripfags post.. welcome to a general

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I've seen many tripfags come and go. Like Big5Guy is here because he's keeping the trip until big five hits mid teens and tehprofit is here because he foresaw something and had a post with trips. The bear woke up early this spring and he's been here since then. I'm here because I'm a degenerate gambler who's got nothing better to do right now.

i dont think we will get there. theres too much wealth in the world that depends on keeping the scam going

screenshotting, best summary of tripfags

you know.. you really do make alot of sense when you are high

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>.< thank everyone
Reposting this graphic because some user asked

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How do you make a living baggie? And if it's through trading, how did you get the capital to trade. You obviously can't be working right now because you went to rehab and are constantly destroying yourself with drugs and alcohol, (not judging, I'm a degenerate fucking drunk myself). Just curious.

USO went up 3 cents! I'm rich!

I’m addicted to (you)s

Going home, cashed out 75% of my portfolio at +7% avg. today. Time to do some research for new invests.

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What happens when this rally fails to break the 200 from the bottom this time.

Whatever happened to dynashil

did anyone save the pic that might be of him yesterday? I want to photoshop his face onto the pepe

Pic related

His Dad made him get a construction job.

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you can follow the old threads

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it looks like its ready to rock. look at all the big buy volume spikes this week. its important to remember that commodities traders use the wycoff method of accumulation

cant speak for baggy but i need about $400 a month to survive when im being careful. it aint hard to pull that out of your ass when shit gets tight

i think a lot of millenials are just used to living like absolute shit, so we just roll with it

thanks

Serious question: Why not just use Reddit?
Or, just post using the trip when it is relevant to. If the post isn't about said prediction, and you're talking about taking a shit nobody really needs to know who you are, just saying.
surely you would get shit on if you gave bad advice anyway, in fact more so if you don't use a trip because people make pink wojack threads all the time crying that they followed some user's advice. Maybe. Maybe you have a point since stocks are slower.
Pretty cancerous but at least you are honest about it

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I'm a transportation broker. I actually am at work right now.

You can't live in your own for $400 a month you have to live with your parents right? I do, at least until I graduate from college.

This current market is absolute trash. I'm seriously thinking about putting half of my portfolio in bonds/gold and using the other half to trade Bitcoin. You can't make money as a bull OR bear in these circumstances. I feel like the big money has already exited the market and rotated into other asset classes. Just look at the volume from the past few months. The NYSE is a ghost town compared to what it was.

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When you catch the knife perfectly.

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>Why not just use Reddit?
I'll fucking kill you

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It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having teriyaki chicken with green beans and rice and I'm up today. Swung UVXY for a decent bit so now I'm just laughing at BKS as it dies slowly.

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Truth is back in December we were having bad weather and everyone was nice enough to be concerned so I started doing it and never bothered to stop.

lol @ you whtie faggots losing your shit in the market.

If you were smarter, you'd be in crypto, fools.

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well done champ

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>We will make anime real together.
that gave me a good chuckle

Because reddit's system of up voting shit leads to group think, and I think it's retarded and queer.

0/10 bait

Thank you mommy

She is fucking delusional. Can I short her fund?

based lunchbro

I am getting JUSTed again with all my biotech shits
Never trust Netherland companies because they are just ultra-jews in disguise (QURE doing another public offering below market price in less than a year)
And invest in companies that trigger diseases instead of trying to cure them

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There is if you decide how much currency actually exists. Imagine if you will the US dollar simply going poof and Trump Dollars 2.0 are revealed. US citizens and business all get equivalent values for their USD and everyone else can go shit the bed.

because reddit is a shit site with a shit layout (especially for posting charts), and the site is saturated with a shit community (that would inevitably come in and annoy the piss out of us), and the shit mods censor wrongthink even more than here.

this is a fast thread with a lot of unique IDs. were also playing a game where people coming on and dumping bags on suckers is the norm.

everyone seems to be caught up on tripping being some sort of ego trip (its not, its mostly endless, pointless shittalking). its so that we can pick out the friendlies among the masses for those that come on here daily.

personally, im just bummed i missed the era where physical trading was the norm. theres no better boiler room than here on the net (sans exclusionary faggotry in discords), its just a sad reality

nah m8. ive been a musician living on my own since i was like 16. im fucking really good at poverty

here is my shitty photoshop of you snorting coke

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We're at peak RSI and hovering from the bottom end of the 200SMA, keep an eye on that if we gap down again after the lunch break.

read 'a new trading for a living'

Your skill level is god tier at poverty

Shoulda taken a pic of the tuna melt I just made.

Hoping to see things reverse today based off some nonsensical lie and we finish in the green

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I’m flat. Been flat all month. Last month Fucked with my head and I keep second guessing myself and missing my by in points. Oh well.

havent held a steady job in going on 1 and a half years. and playing gigs lets me travel all over the fucking place. i feel like im on a permanent, albeit cheap, vacation. youd be surprised the kind of shit you come up with when your backs against the wall

Ate duck magret and green beans with garlic for lunch, now sitting in the train going home.
Was in the green, decided to cash out most of my shit (ORA, STM, Schneider) to secure my profits, US markets opened and now I regret nothing.
Shitty cold weather too.

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> It's already starting to recover
REEEEEEEEE

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Thank you

Nice!

Just closed my volatility long, what should I move the funds into? Sell the bond rally?

This is my lunch current, looking at the possibility of wiping out all of my SNAP put profits on a CBS put. Will post results so I can be laughed at if I fail.

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hey where is comfy? Am I correct in thinking he bought calls yesterday? I hope he doesn't off himself.

For your sake, I hope it's half vodka.

read books
pic related
go to pdf thread
enjoy

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