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ok chink

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Got the day off toil :)

oh so you were going to school at 10 months old, were you?
thats what I thought
bitch

Gosh, my life is so easy compared to yours. I feel guilty at times. I'm not rich.

What's it like having parents with a spine?

My mum is a ~95 IQ, poorly educated, unassertive cleaning lady, and I'm a (now) relatively successful, 137 IQ engineer with a PhD, as well as her only male relative who isn't dead or in prison. She's treated my every word like it was gospel since my teens. I honestly don't remember my mother ever disagreeing with me on anything or not changing her mind the moment I utter an opinion different from hers.

It's was pretty tough since it left me pretty spoiled and directionless, with no one to guide me or tell me 'no' for most of my formative years. It took me a long time to develop some self-discipline to force myself to stick with things or do more than just coast on my talent with the minimal amount of effort.

CYMRU AM BYTH!!

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not a chink just a master of the firm handshake

yeah mate preschool

Forgot the roads were still wer from the rain and took the bike. Now my boots and trousers are wet. Shan't stand for this. This is why I need feminism.

technically you were undergoing training and education for a job at that age. all jobs require you to speak and walk to some degree

1 nigger gf, please.

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The school of hadrknocks, life.

Ah yes the """""European""""" nation of France

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My firm handshake would destroy your sad excuse of one

Maybe you could incorporate a bit of respect for your mother into that self-discipline.

no it wouldn't

yeah, and sitting at home in my underwear smoking weed is training for an office role because it requires a lot of sitting down. COME ON

Haven't had my willy sucked for fourteen years now. The 16th of July 2004 was such an excellent day.

Yes it would

Got the shits and housemate’s gf is complaining about the smell

they are so joyful desu I am happy for them

[spoiler]but croatia should have won[/spoiler]

you already knew how to sit down though, you're not training that skill anymore

fuck up

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I respect her, she's a good woman, but facts are facts.

My handshake is so firm it’s used to reinforce bridges

fuckwit

>1 nigger gf, please.

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cunt

very nice

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nigger?

the white race is dead on its feet

Did you uncle ever get caught?

Bloody hell those are some fake looking ears at least put some effort into it.

joined the Facebook group for my village
it's full of boomers sharing boomer memes from pages like A Laugh For The Day

freak

if you turned up to my desk thinking that you 'already know' all these basic skills, that your education is over, no-one can teach you anything because you are the complete human, your CV would be in the bin so fast it would make your head spin

why does a billionaire even use twitter anyway. fuck me

fuck off toilberg

Letting them build up so it's a fair fight otherwise it won't last 11 years and that's the perfect length for a war

Maybe focus more on those positives, I'm sure she did her best, bless her.

sad that wimbledon's over. always i like to call it neetbledon. really bored now

>he lives in a village
hello boomer

to flex on the proles

I got you lad
youtu.be/xeEFMhdnR6c

yeah, I just feel i'm high enough on the socioeconomic ladder that social media just feels beneath me, you know?

Had a girl pretend do be a dog in bed and lick my face it was the weirdest shit. It wasn't even a sex thing she just did it to wake me up I didn't know what the hell was going on. When I caught on I called her a bitch just as a joke and she got upset.

do you know your father?

can't wait for school to finish so we get an increase in rorke spammers

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WAFFEN SS VS ISIS

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yeah, just like that

my story is like yours except my mother is a 75 iq cleaning lady and i have fucked up my education

you know, if these milennials spent less time updating their instagrams and more time working, maybe they would be able to buy their own houses instead of leeching off the bank of mum & dad!

oh my.... wheres the the gone? haha no matter... bye lads xoxo

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biting insight

actually quite amusing for a boomer meme

I do that privately, here I was sharing a problem I've had due to it so I can't go waxing lyrical about here.

I knew him but he died of cancer when I was four. He was 57 when I was born, my mum was 21.

not what I'm saying at all you fucking mong. I said the training is done. you can't progress your sitting skill any more even if you had a sitting job

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Damn... Your father probably gave your mum a good fucking if she stayed with him whilst he was 57

>I knew him but he died of cancer when I was four. He was 57 when I was born, my mum was 21.
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you sure he didn't do a runner or something, or if that was even your father

shes probably not 95 IQ if you have high IQ shes just uneducated and was never taught properly

my mam has a much higher paying job than my father, she has a masters from trinity college too. I always get in arguments with her because shes a bitch

just hit level 10 Sitting lads

trying not to think about the girl that fucked me over

Yeah sorry lad, I'm being a twat. Obviously you appreciate her too.

can't handle it anymore lads

my brother studied at trinity

fantastic post
reminder that it does NOT get better

Does Ireland have any comfy places like Oxford

>girl asking me to talk to her at 3am because she's done 5 lines of coke
>was actually asleep but woke up 20 mins later
>starts one wording me after we talk
>"OH SORRY MY FRIENDS HAVE WOKE UP NOW"

honestly what a rude fucking bitch
not on, not on at all

Black person sitting beside me in the doctors office

always assume someone's a mong if they quote their own iq unprompted

Oxfordderry

did he like it

call him a NIGGER! haha!

iq should be a range surely
how can you predict it to the single figure

don't ever talk back to me

are you still going on you pathetic little beta orbiting cunt
state of you honestly

i knowwwww my heart feels like its been stabbed by a zombie machete

Sometimes I wish my son would Pokemon GO clean his room!!

bizzaro post

fuck off

don't know, didn't ask

What I want to know is where everyone is getting their IQ tested. I must have been sick that day.

not beta orbiting if i've shagged her is it

jej

no wonder milennials arent starting families, they're too busy eating tide pods and playing with their fidget spinners

white boi thinks he's edgy typing about me on his phone when i'm sitting right here

That’s what you get for being a beta