/brit/

she's 90% of the way to being really hot but something is off about her

what

yeah her race

I think I'll go for Wolves desu

they looked good last year

how the fuck are your standards so much lower than a brit

isn't her popularity solely through spamming re-uploads of her videos on tube sites?

At 190M views The Man Who Sold The World by Nirvana is the most viewed youtube video for a song written by David Bowie.

its not actually a gimmick come to think of it, im just a cunt

it's because she's covered in poo

good edish

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theyll obviously take 7th
seething at that a bit actually, fucking mendes

Should I become a psychotherapist?

you do get qt314159s from other races m8s

she looks much better here. i hate those kind of glasses.

British friends: if you know anyone who is considering voting for Brexit (and I sincerely hope you don't), please point out to them that, thanks to the law of unintended consequences, a vote for Brexit has a 99% certainty of also being a vote for the following:

1. Boris Johnson as Prime Minister - our very own, better-educated, answer to Donald Trump!
2. Scotland leaving the United Kingdom in order to remain in the EU.
3. A three-year recession in the UK.
4. Uncontained delight for Donald Trump, Rupert Murdoch, Kim Jong-un, ISIS, the Taliban, and all other enemies of democracy.
5. A huge setback for the West as whole, and for its slow progress towards peace and stability since 1945.
6. A collapse in the pound: which will mean no more European holidays for most British people, and high inflation at home.
7. All those retired British people in Spain being sent home (or being forced home by the weak pound and lack of access to healthcare), where they will be a drain on the UK health care system instead of the Spanish one.
8. London's Polish builders all going to Germany (see point 6), and leaving us to contend with British builders.
9. No change in net immigration figures: since, in order to gain access to the EU single market, neighbouring nations also have to accept free movement of labour. There's no chance of the UK being granted an exception.
10. The final collapse of British farming, as EU subsidies are withdrawn, and promises to replace them from Westminster are not honoured.

And then ask them to consider, whether it is worth enduring this outcome, in order to express their disgruntlement over immigration policy and EU bureaucracy?

looks like a paki version of one of my oneitises from years ago

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London is so PENG

FUCK YOU

AND YOUR EYEBROWS

haha walder wyte is funnee

yeah the man really kicked the ball didnt he
(im a chad and all replies are virgins)

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Imagine being a pornstar like her, doing a few scenes and then already living a richer life than 99% of the people on this site.

bog standard stinky hairy paki munter
stick her in a niqab

had the same oneitis for a year and a half now

1. City
2. Spurs
3. Liverpool
4. Arsenal

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can't see a single thing wrong with that

*looks up from my maisie folder* christ you lot are fucking obsessed

OOOOOOOOOOOOH THE OKEY COKEY
OOOOOOOOOOOOH THE OKEY COKEY
OOOOOOOOOOOOH THE OKEY COKEY

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I had one for 3 years
It's legitimately a mental disorder, a form of OCD

woah, moni looks like THAT??

Mia Khalifa can pull off ugly, qt, and peng
Quite versatile

at a loss with what to do with my time now there's no world cup

No more benefits so people have to provide for themselves.
No more immigrants and send all the low skilled ones home.
Extremely harsh penalties if you steal or commit a crime that leaves a victim.

looks good clothed. looks shit nude.
she shouldn't have went cheap on her boob job though. who ever did it made a shit job of it.

homealone

actually, the bog standard paki doesn't have bolt on tits with disgusting nipple scars

can definitely believe this
but at the same time shes just perfect

got coked up with my dad again this weekend
i really do disappoint him at every opportunity. i spilled a little bit on the floor and the dog nearly ate it and some of the lines he made were too big so i couldn't snort them in one go.

should qualify for disability benefits imo

look at her arm
grotesque

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found out one of the girls in work is a rourke so I'm going to try get her sacked

need a brown gf with a pooey bum

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fucking state of your fucking life

eating chocolate

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

cheshire still obsessed then i see
sad, sad little man

her arse and tits are all well and good, but let's get down the real business; what are her feet like?

Harry Kane | World Cup Golden Boot Winner 2018 | All Goals Compilation

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homealone you here lad?

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no cheshire here boss just bucks and london

Imagine watching a family member OD right in front of you.

GRIM
R
I
M

preseason footy

bit like Singapore

wank

worst record ever

i think i have a drug problem

i have a doug problem

Last time I played Fortnite was in January. Might pick it up again

Read every work of Dostoevsky

Haha I'm not even a chink.

does feet mean something different in america? you're about as useful as a wet towel mate
anyway they're not bad. not bad at all.

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only salty yuropoors hate are kane golden boot winner

just ate a pizza and i'm still starving wtf

Work in the corporate world and earn £33k despite doing pretty much nothing, but becoming a bit disillusioned and thinking of packing it all in

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love how short and pointless the posts are here
you dont get that anywhere else, everyone in Jow Forums writes longform sentences with grammar about anime bollocks

bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-44852812

Please explain.

it's harder than you think to OD tbf

how did he miss the tap in against croatia

I earn £12,000 scraping poo off toilet bowls and still cant feed myself

the golden boot is the best thing you can win. a world cup winners medal is worthless since they hand out a couple of dozen of them, the unused third goalie gets one ffs

hope to see an advert for your 'mentoring' business before my youtube vids very soon

have a drug problem (not enough drugs)

/brit/ is at least 2-3 years ahead of the rest of Jow Forums

theres a simple solution

short
sweet
simple as

how do you do it if the poo is really stuck on?

pet rock is going to do a gram of mdma this weekend (on one night)

opinions?

You don't know what I think. That's why I said imagine.

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Earn £14k in Burnley and live like a king

You should learn to budget better you runt

That sort of bullshit is not a million miles away from what I already do (consultancy), but the fact that it's complete and utter shite is what's making me disillusioned

Really get your finger nails in there usually works especially with school toilets

3 penalties
2 rebounds
1 deflection he knew nothing about
and he went missing when we needed him
fuck him

burnley mentioned