How can I convince someone that Southern Italy better than Northern Italy?

How can I convince someone that Southern Italy better than Northern Italy?

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You simply can't. Northern Italy is superior in every metric, there's no denying that.

Remind them that the age of the whiteoid is over

lying is bad

you can't

You can't. We all know the true.

make them an offer they can't refuse

I dont see how you could

South Italy is Norman. North Italy is G*rmanic.

tell me then

I'm sure this is banter. but this was good

Tell him that Southern Shitaly has the sun, the sea, etc etc.

use fables and parables

Southern Italy actually has culture

southern italy has less muslims and less shitskin migrants in general

>You simply can't. Northern Italy is superior in every metric, there's no denying that.

the South has
+better climate
+better landscape
+better cuisine

southern Italy has a longer history. (and a more interesting one, honestly)
It's also more beautiful

t. errone
t. errone diaspora

I am willing to admit that they have a better weather and cuisine, but that's just about it.
lt's no surprise that Southern Italians come to the North to have a better living.

show them this

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Show them the ratio of niggers and sand niggers per citizen et voilà.

yeah just look at all those people flocking from northern italy to the southern regions...

easy, show him cherrypicked images

I'd be more concerned with the murder rate

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>when even isis militants and african savages are still more civilized than mafiosi southerners

Molise best region

>2012

You cant, because im north italian.

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More ibteresting raped by moors and carthage

quite reductive, but then again quintessentially American.

southern italians are greeks and greeks are better than other humans

>statements that would have been true 2500 years ago

No thats literally all, raped and conquered and becoming slaves of moors.

Modern "Greeks" are not ancient Greeks.

Modern Greeks of 300CE+ are qll subhumans

Modern Greeks and Terroni are just Albanians

>be Northern Italy
>center of Renaissance
>center of modern fashion
>rich history
>is wealthy
>is productive
>is hard-working

>be Southern Italy
>center of pasta
>center of crime
>little history
>is poor
>is lazy
>only has farming

Why would anyone ever think Southern Italy could possibly be better?

Absolute faggot. Go away.

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that's ok because we are ancient greeks

Southern Italy has less bl*nde “people”, therefore less arrogant,narcissistic,disgusting people.
Same thing here and in Spain, the people from the south are much more nicer that the “””people””” from the n*rth

greeks are venetians though so north italians

you want me to get the early 90's or early 2000's data?
it was a fucking warzone

>be Northern Italy
>center of Renaissance
Absolute burgeristan

>Let me tell you about your country's history
Watched True Romance one too many times Paco?

>cyprus
You are a leb

>Lebs are a race

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>center of Renaissance
nice bait