Irrelevant countries

They invented 56% face, what memes did Sweden invent?

I'd like to apologize to any norwaybros

Cuck, Norway is shit, they hate us Swedes. Norwegians posters talk shit about Sweden all the time, meanwhile they are more cucked than us

Norwegian language sounds better than Swedish

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Wrong

The Scream is one of the most famous paintings ever though

Apparently yes, it's kind of strange. Scream is ugly af

They had two mathematicians who were inventive in the field of abstract algebra.
Not that it was relevant to anything outside Math departments, but it was smart.

Damn, I always thought he was Dutch

Vikings did make a huge impact on Europe though.

I don’t get why they’re a separate country and “””language””” from Denmark.
Sorry.

The holy trinity of irrelevance belongs to Suriname, Guyana and French Guiana

and shit threads like these are why we complain about sweden.
how dare you shit talk us when there's literally burning cars and grenade explosions in your cities?
i can't even understand 90% of colloquial danish. and i'm from eastern norway, the part that's supposed to be "practically speaking danish".

They are an example to us all, able to justly share their nations wealth without becoming an oligarchy. Who has ever really pulled that off?

>They invented 56% face
[citation needed]

We need to stop fighting among each other, Nordic friends. This is ridiculous.

What about Icelandic how's the intelegebility?

i've been to iceland recently and it feels a little closer than danish, much simpler phonology but only the simplest words are very similar to norwegian words.

based

Are you from Western Norway perhaps? Personally I understand a lot more of danish than ice language. I think we can safely say the language situation is a bit of a mess.

i'm from vestfold born and raised. the kind of danish they use in ads on danish TV is actually very easy to understand, but anyone with a dialect is much more difficult.
the strange thing about icelandic is that it doesn't really sound like their cool written language.

norway are more historically relevant than Sweden

what a based and redpilled thread op it would be a shame if someone were t---

NO
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>who is Niels Henrik Abel

based and red pilled

La Guyanne Française is literally part of France. Are you implying France is irrelevant ?

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>Be (any IRRELEVANT Scandinavian country)
>"(Famous Icelander) was actually from (any IRRELEVANT Scandinavian country), and his name was (fucking childlike misspelling of name, with no historical or grammatical basis)
>"(extremely relevant Republic of Iceland) is rightfully property of (COMPLETELY irrelevant Scandinavian country)"!

It's seriously an all day, every day sort of thing. If I was the dictator of Iceland, I'd declare total war on all of them at the same time and finally eradicate those rats.

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knowyourmeme.com/memes/amerimutt-le-56-face

>who is breivik

A Swede was the first to settle Iceland. There is no denying that, Sigúrdur

With your semi dozen soldiers (albeit Ice giants counts for two, so make it a dozen) and your assault whale hunting ship ?

>60% of export is oil
what happens when it runs out? real question

That's a fair point, most Norwegians for example consider Leiv Eiriksson as one of our exporers.

Too soon.

nope, that swede was the second one, and he only wintered there, he didn't settle it

How about no

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We would unironically need no more than 20 people to take each country. MAYBE 25 for the Finns. Mainlanding's got the best of them centuries ago.

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but he was norwegian, both of his parents were norwegian. we don't know if he was born in norway or iceland, but he definitly was ethnically a norwegian

Yeah we are terrified of autists who have been living in isolation spoiled out of their minds despite the fact that we have to deal with bloodthirsty negro savages on a daily basis

bunch of gay ass monks beat you all by like a hundred years lmao

Fair enough. Be sure to use your genealogical tree app so that the icelandic rapebabies don't end up commiting incest. Think of your conquest please

There's a lot more countries in the world like that.
Also Norway made the best meme, le 56% face

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No thats Funland

the only proof of those monks living on iceland is from an icelandic book written 3 centuries after iceland was discovered. there were likely people on the faroese isles, but iceland is far more uncertain

So you made russia great by destroying swedish empire?

This thread is sad. I'm sad. Scandinavians shouldn't fight each other.

I am your friend Denbark, if you want me as a friend

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Of course friend. I love Sweden, I will be hiking in Småland this coming autumn.

My family on both sides are from Småland but I live in Stockholm. Enjoy!

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Fuck off, we hate each other

See this is why we enslaved you

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This man

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Thank you friend, I am very excited

I don't think that is true

bit rude

>periodic table

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>60% of export is oil
>what happens when it runs out? real question
Most of it is saved in the pension fund anyway, so a slow decline over 1-2 generations I assume. If the stock market gets fucked, we get double fuckes. But in that case, the world will be a mess anyway.

The real trouble is all the workers within the sector that will be laid off, but same goes there. Slow turnover.

Not that worried about the oil, more so the demographics. That's the real wild card for the future.

yeah?

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Norwegians don't use washcloths in the shower
They invented scrubbing your ass with your hand LMAO

>don't use washcloths in the shower
Based and red pilled

it's funny because it's the only thing swedes ever bring up despite the fact it's largely irrelevant

it's really not a good way of looking at it

woah, i expected this thread to be 10000 times more toxic

This is not a Finland vs Sweden thread...yet

Norway is the best Nordic country but Netherlands would be even better if it wasn't for their oil

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>89.6
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>The Swedes said no to some of our oil fields in exchange for 40% of the Volvo shares
>This blunder cost Sweden around $85 billion
>Volvo was sold to the Chinese for a measly $1.5 billion in 2010 anyway
Suck it, Sweden

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You faggots can't even banter

Swede vs Finn threads have great bants

Also they aren't a banana republic like some retards seem to think. They deserve their wealth (unlike some arab shitholes) and actually know how to use their oil money (investments etc)

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I may seem ironic but i absolutely believe that the modern western world would be nothing without the cheese slicer

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>sweden

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>Norway vs Sweden thread
>both countries literally just as irrelevant

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Norway is so much better than Sweden that it's just sad seeing my countrymen sperg out like this in the thread

Shell is based in NL and is one of the largest oil companies in the world. NL and Norway are both disqualified. Based Finland wins again.

I'm more interested in Spain, didn't know that they are more cucked than us

Wrong wrong wrong. Just take a look at all the Swedish inventions, unlike Norway we have actually contributed to the world
Say it: Du gamla du fria

he was probably killed by a traitor, not a norwegian

Why do you hate us Sven? We got nothing against you guys, except friendly banter

*draws out rifle*
JAAA VI ELSKEEEER

didn't they discover antarctica or something?

Uhh sweety... (I spent time doing this pic just for this post give me at least 3 (You)'s please)

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We love you, this is just one autist on Jow Forums

*starts joiking*
SABMÁ SUOLGGAI SÁMIEANAN

Joik is stronger than gunpowder

how can they prevent the crash?

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Over 20% of exports from petroleum is still a shitload for an economy your size.

My sami brother...soon we will take back what is ours
youtube.com/watch?v=schn6IIJd-U
death to the invaders! our shamans will cast fire and thunder on the sw*Doids and norw*Gians

The people in charge (read boomers) doesn't care, they will be long gone before the crash

by putting all of the oil money into an oil fund and only use like 2% of the revinue of the fund every year

Scandinavian union when?
Don't worry, Denmark will be able to protect norway and sweden from the rest of Eur*pe

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By having high human capital. (in other words white and smart Norwegians) Their oil right now is just nice extra, they aren't relying on it in the slightest.