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diego riviera edition

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how true is this statement:

marxism is dead

Honestly used to think moving to America would be the dream but actually the more you look at it the more put off you get.

Genuinely don't think I would now unless i become a millionaire and could afford a house in California

Fuck now I want to hitchhike across America

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>be me, on summer break
>wake up after a good night's sleep, feel refreshed
>make huevos rancheros for breakfast, tasty as all fuck; wash it down with some coffee
>head down to the home gym, get a killer workout in
>hit up the ‘chon, start getting my beer on
>head outside to tan, buzz settling in nicely now
>parents own a beach house, mire all the cuties in their swimsuits, they mire back
>go back in, more Jow Forums
>text the gf, she comes over, we fuck like rabbits
>go out to the pool, more beer
>come back inside, fuck again
>gonna hit the bars in a couple of hours, come home and go for the hat trick
Feels good being an arrogant student lads

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110% untrue

blimey, keep us posted mate!

Millionaires can't afford houses in california

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yep, it's a nice enough place, go there sometimes for a few pints before a night out. Always good local ales in there and they do great pork scratchings. Tend to get an older crowd in there so I probably wouldn't spend a whole night there

none of this makes me feel like you're a white person and I genuinely don't like non-white people posting here

No, it's more that if your suit is visibly coming apart at the seams and doesn't fit you well it unconsciously reflects poorly on you in their minds and might influence their decision

what a fucking virgin freak NEET cope this is

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Not true unfortunately. Not as long as retards exist.

who is diego rivera?

too many words for a yank post
shant be reading

homalone

yes yes we all know how american movies go

now get back to work, toilberg still has you on the clock for another couple of hours

how the FUCK is this a cabinet position

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who is homealone

>At a news conference after the summit, President Trump was asked if he believed his own intelligence agencies or the Russian president when it came to the allegations of meddling in the elections.
>"President Putin says it's not Russia. I don't see any reason why it would be," he replied.

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kek

jesus christ no wonder everyone on here is a virgin freak, bet you all wear mismatched clothes and lynx africa lmfao

it looks pretty comfy

Giggled at this one you cheeky bastard

rate the 'puter

EVGA GeForce GTX 1060 GAMING, ACX 2.0 (Single Fan), 03G-P4-6160-KR, 3GB GDDR5, DX12 OSD Support (PXOC), Only 6.8 Inches


Intel 8th Gen Core i5-8400 Processor

DEEPCOOL GAMMAXX 400 CPU Cooler 4 Heatpipes 120mm PWM Fan Blue LED INTEL/AMD AM4 Compatible


MSI Z370 GAMING PLUS CFX ATX Motherboard


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ADATA Ultimate SU800 128GB 3D NAND 2.5 Inch SATA-III Internal Solid State Drive (ASU800SS-128GT-C)


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NZXT S340 Mid Tower Computer Case, White (CA-S340W-W1)

>A First from Oxford
>10 years experience in the field
>Great references from previous employers
>But did you get a look at his shoes? I can't have someone like that working here

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Have an underbite but too scared to get surgery

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

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it is, I'm good mates with the owner of another pub in town though so I usually go there

yet again you completely fail to understand the purpose of being well dressed

one of the many reasons you will remain a sad case in a miserable job

don't know nerd shit
girls mock and gather evidence for the FBI on any male without a MacBook Air

>the primarni povvo is still at
fuck sake lad can smell you from here

need to talk to homealone

you’re arguing at extremes - obviously some pleb with a hand-sown tattered suit doesn’t give off a good impression but the majority of people aren’t going to notice nor care about the difference between a £100 suit and a £1000 one that fit more or less the same

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

he is so cute. would bum

I am getting stronger

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homealoneberg is in a meeting at the moment shaking down immigrants for rent money
can I take a message?

Legs Wine Bar?

>1st from Oxford + Cambridge simultaneously
>32 years experience at 24 years of age
>References from 8 world leaders and 3 Popes
>Sorry we just don't think you'd fit in"

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I'm right wing

I'd make mashed potato out of your face you AIDS ridden little pansy.

why who is that?

chortle

he said he was going to meet me at the station

nope, never been in there actually

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he posts here

At age 18 you care what everyone thinks about you.
At age 30 you stop caring what people think about you.
At age 70 you realise nobody was ever thinking about you.

FUCK biggie smalls

first world war was shit

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sad

google says he's dead

need to fuck ames Rodríguez's tight bp

People who hate trump are usually terrible people with mental health problems

Didn't you just say the dutch lad was arguing at the extremes? lol

I went to a school that had a kindergarten, it was a Steiner school though so they had an autistic obsession with saying things in German

OD'd on catnip

Said to you by a boomer who makes $120k/year and still doesn't know how to use Excel

jewgle

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

Joke's on you I already figured out nobody thinks about me and i'm 32

So with the ERG having just pushed through its amendments through the Commons that will definitely make the UK leave the customs union and create an Irish hard border, I want to take opportunity if my future trip to Ireland to walk from NI to the Republic one last time before they are putting up the fences. Can someone tell me about a nice spot to do that? I want to take some pictures and compare them to 20 years into the future.

eBay throwing shade lmao

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wagecucking is just a cope anyway mate, don't worry

President Obama thought that Crooked Hillary was going to win the election, so when he was informed by the FBI about Russian Meddling, he said it couldn’t happen, was no big deal, & did NOTHING about it. When I won it became a big deal and the Rigged Witch Hunt headed by Strzok!

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another 6 hours before I’ll be tired enough to sleep

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Imagine caring about the new north FC shirt, wew cannot comprehend having such an atrophied pineal

All women are stupid whores who only like jerks and always ignore nice guys such as myself.

World Emoji Day tomorrow lads, can't wait

Post said shirt

never see the purpose of personal assistant smart speaker things. except at a party when every's drunk and yelling things

*listens to Broke Boi on loop for hours*

wanna marry rakitic's daughter in 15 years desu ngl

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stupid yank

same, just use your phone

The biggest fashion crime people commit is wearing clothes that don't fit properly. They look like clowns.

cant believe it's nearly end of july already how does it go faster every fucking year please kill me

really want to eat a fat arse - boy or grils

ugly kids = handsome adults and vice versa desu nonce

>Wake up at 6.30
>Shower and get stuff together
>In the car for 7
>Arrive at work for 8.30
>Drink my Weetabix on the go drink, have some scotch pancakes and a protein bar
>Fill my water for the day and read the news for 40 mins whilst having my morning clementine
>Do some work til dinner
>Eat dinner with the qt who sits across from me, consisting of the same kind of dull sandwich, crisp, apple and chocolate bar combo
>Maybe visit a vending machine for a coke if I'm bored in the afternoon
>Drive home in traffic
>Go to gym
>Cook some sub-par food
>Sleep
>Repeat
>Get to Friday
>Fall asleep as soon as home from exhaustion
>Spend Saturday running errands
>Spend Sunday thinking about work again

Ah yes, my 'life'

Only been to 4 foreign countries this year, my worst return since 2014

Haven't taken my heart medicine in a few days think that's why my head hurts now. Reckon my blood pressure is high right now.

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it isn't nearly the end of july

Listening to music and thinking about things

Based
Im proud of my president

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edgy

playing with my bum and thinking about boys

No Ulster man in?

>an hour and a half commute

there has to be a better way

it's nearly nearly the end of july

Nationalism was a "globalist" movement when it first was conceived.

Today people think of nationalism as opposed to being a greater union. That is the EXACT OPPOSITE of what nationalism was in Germany and Italy. Germany and Italy were recently united countries and nationalism was actually a movement to support those unions of small states in powerful countries.

So really if you are actually a nationalist today, you would be pro-EU not against it. The whole point of nationalism is to be stronger united than weaker divided.

So picture the scene
I'm sitting on my corner sofa in peace
Until I got a call 'Have you seen yourself in the papers? You're wanted by the police'
And I was like what? And it was hot. But do you wanna know what was a lot?
The night before was the night I went on Twitter and had a direct message from Sloth
Just my luck
Let me do a Vincent van Gogh
Cos you know I paint pictures with words
And I've still not published one book
I was in Panacea trynna get to the bar
And my man didn't wanna let me past
Pushed me into a family of brothers
Before you knew it I'd already been cracked

But let me remind these fools
Into the devil I turn
They stepped back, I stepped forward, play with fire and you're gonna get burned
But I must apologise in advance cos I didn't want it to end so bad
See what happened from there was loose
I was in the Manchester Evening News
He said he got violently attacked
Outside in a taxi he was whacked, and coulda died
But that's how you know what the papers tried, it was self defence, that's a blatant lie

because each new year is a smaller and smaller fraction of the life you've already lived

We'd be really impressed if you went to a foreign country and didn't return