tfw no weak to even do push ups normally

> tfw no weak to even do push ups normally
> my chad muslim friend told me too do leave alcohol and to do literal knee push ups (said me to do as much as i can up to 5 times a day)
> shills me idea to get circumcision to treat my phimosis
Whats his end-game guys

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What's your weight and height?
What's his?

Im 182/65 kg hes 175/75

This is bait.

Damn that's sad.

>my muslim friend
Where do you live

that's fucked
I'm the same height and weight as you and can do about 30 push-ups and 10 chin-ups

Belgrade, hes Gorani muslim they are serbian speaking minority on kosovo They are friendly with us (mobilisation during kosovo war in his area was 100%), their prepresentative in perlament of kosovo refused to sign indenpendance declaration

I dont care need that only for girls

Wow very cool

Yep hes as cool. He didnt even smirk when he saw how bad im

Don't get circumcision unless you really have to. Just keep under, on, and around your foreskin as clean as possible and stretch it over the head of your penis as much as you can handle everyday until you're able to pull it back normally.

For the rest, he's mostly right. Although if you're too weak even for knee pushups you can also do pushups with your arms on a bed and your feet on the ground or even do pushups off the wall if you're muscles are that underdeveloped.

Just give it all time and keep persisting. Momentum is key, don't let yourself down

>to get circumcision to treat my phimosis

Typical middle-eastern tactic.
Phimosis is very well treated with a steroid cream and a bit of manual stretching.

Yeah, even knee push ups he recommended strangely remind me of muslim bow downs

what in the fuck? are you a walking skeleton?

THE KUFFAR IS CATCHIN ON, SHUT IT DOWN ACHMED!

>Hey user *feels your pecs*
>you are getting stronger *massages your nipples*
>And your dick looks better *carefully kissing the tip*
>Why don't you come to my house to watch some Netflix?

> tfw no weak to even do push ups normally
> my chad muslim friend told me too do leave alcohol and to do literal knee push ups (said me to do as much as i can up to 5 times a day)
> shills me idea to get circumcision to treat my phimosis
literally sames here except he also tells me cool stories about Muhammad

O shit mate

>tfw to lazy to stretch foreskin

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alhamdulillah my friend