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I WANT A SLUUUUUUUT
I WANT A SLUUUUUUUT
A SLUUUUUUT
SLUUUUUUT

very very good posts however if you're not 7/10 to begin with then you're fucked hahah.

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>The Times(national affairs)

"Man steps on dog in [insert generic town name here] zoo"

"Brexit may be bad for economy, says literally who minister"

>The Economist(international affairs)

"How renogiating the NAFTA and brexit will affect global supply chains and economies"

"Should the turn away from democracy in developing countries be a cause for concern?"

Ah yes, think I know which one i'll be reading

Win 10 > Win 7 > XP > Win 98

Simple as

honestly love my gf so much i can't imagine my life without her
am really good looking and get hit on by other girls all the time but i can't/won't cheat on her

Repostan for more answers
Unifags, how easy is it to get a doctor to agree I've got depression? From this whole student finance shit, it seems like free money for being a whiney bitch

i read, i play guitar and perform live, i drive, im studying law, i have a part time job and have plenty of savings and go out often and have a large social circle. people tell me im quite funny but i never know if its my looks and my aura

you honestly dont know how devastated i am, i am trying to think of what i did wrong and its gnawing at me

havent text her since yesterday and need to know what the fuck i did for her to cheat on me

america will be South Africa in 30 years

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well where did you go to mosque?

The Economist has been taken over by communist Bolsheviks and gone down the gutter

I want a girl with no moral decency to be the Mother of my children. A SLUUUUUT

0161
Manny on the map

>not a single email from homealone

So it was mere attention seeking all along.

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Badman 10 premier

youtube.com/watch?v=6zN-gFbtZqQ

sue

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never been to no mosque man im sikh init this is profiling

>win 10

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How's it going Moni, tlak to me girl, how was your day?

Rorke fuming

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the nurse did not want to start checking me on klinefelters directly, first she wanted some hormonal checks

for me, it's the gruaniad

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anime

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hello lads mmmm curryyyyy i live in london

scary thunder & lightning, lads

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I have tried all the nuts & raisins from all the supermarkets.

Nothing beats the Waitrose one

Nah, spics are our replacements so we'll look more like brazil.

- And that's a good thing!

sneedsbury
formerly novichuck's

okay, this is a choon
youtube.com/watch?v=g4Vp_P9d6O4

obviously
hes the biggest runt in the gener--
*sees the post below yours*
hes one of the biggest runts in the general

ugly SHIT drawing

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Look at how rehearsed his pose is
This is what i need to practice so i'm ready to replace Turnbull

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shw checked muh dick and my balls and now i feel weird

Lad, sounds like she's just an evil bitch. I wouldn't worry about it. Just focus on yourself and don't do anything stupid.

No contact for 30 days if you can, wishing you the best of luck. Talk to me on here if you need anything

Listening to Frankie Boyle talk about Hinduism and how Western Civilisation is evil.

this is actually quite a well-framed photo and i didnt realise what it was before i opened it

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is that diary of a badman

we used to watch this in year 7 LOOOOOOOOL mad

oh my days will you shut up dickhead?

hahahaha fucks sake

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has a nurse ever checked your dick?

Dumb scotish clown

yeh thought it was a close of up of some caramel treat haha

this is homealone when he drives his z3 hahaha

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words can be hurtful, but i let the holy spirit take those feelings away

youtube.com/watch?v=oZBYOqBr2sc
Feel like just from the title alone he'll be going on about being a white nationalist weeb in SA post apartheid

this is not by beautiful thread

If you want the brutal truth the fact that you're listing being able to drive and studying law as well as having a part time job as huge assets you think make you an interesting dude I think your priorities are wrong.

I'm really sorry for you mate but honestly, I might be wrong and I'm sure you're a top guy, but the hardest part when my gf cheated was accepting that I needed to be honest and do some self-reflection to see where I could improve.

I promise you lad, I promise you it feels like the biggest rejection ever and I remember and know the feeling well, you feel insignificant, your world view is crushed and you feel like you're worth fuck all and wonder what that guy had that you hadn't.

If you lift your chin up, always think about how you can be better and get on with life you'll get to the stage where you wonder why you even cared like you do now.

Sorry it happened for you, the real test of good people is how they react to bad situations, your timer has started so get going lad.

Good luck, we are all cheering you on.

Thanks lad, I'm no Brad Pitt but I must confess I don't think I'm no uggo either

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>a people's vote
We already had one.

>Waitrose

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why does everyone aged 14-21 have the same obnoxious fade high top hairstyle?

unironically the British intelligence services should infiltrate Hollywood and induce them to make more films about the British Empire

would be a sneaky way to improve our cultural influence and soft power

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>Not exclusively reading the Financial Times and Reuters/AP news bulletins

occasionally I'll allow myself the guilty pleasure of the guardian's Long Read

bad

>Polish girl sits opposite me at at work - she very new
>Quirky guy sits next to her - he's the only guy at work who talks to me
>Gay guy sits next to him - friends with the quirky guy
>The quirky guy and Polish girl talk about stuff, the topic of gay people comes up and she implies that all LGBT people have AIDs, she then asks if the quirky guy and the gay guy are fucking since they talk so often
>The quirky guy finds this funny (the second part) and shares the story with the gay guy
>Gay guy is very offended and reports Polish girl to HR
>Polish girl goes on holiday so gay guy and quirky guy give their statements to HR, quirky guy says that it wasn't a big deal etc. but gay guy wants to escalate and get her fired
>Today the Polish girl returned from holiday
>Quirky guy asked me if he should give her a warning
>I said that he should since it would be awkward otherwise
>she stands her ground and doubles down about her "opinion" on all gays having AIDs
>really awkward silences during the rest of the day
>a manager asks to speak to quirky guy
>quirky guy won't tell me what it's about but it's clear he got told off for warning the Polish girl since I guess these HR complaints are supposed to be anonymous

I feel bad I got the closest thing I have to a friend into trouble and I don't know what to do to make things better

yeah once i was err *remembers where i am* er no haha quite impossible hahaha

The quintessential kino on Western Civilisation: youtube.com/watch?v=PkZgLhtDeoU&list=PLYbocufkwRFAS80nLFShkXSblfcFTXwRH

Brainlets keep out

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they believe in open borders and support bolshevik politicians like macron, clinton and cameron

what is Lineker known for besides presenting footy and doing the walkers adverts?

Fashion mate

shitting on pitches

>western civilisation is an ancient thing!!
ah yes you're still pushing this silly notion

hate it too
my 15 year old younger brother just got one as well

despise it, i find it revolting

based silver fox

youtube.com/watch?v=EcMN4zLK9II

as opposed to the last vote, which was obviously done by automatons

Any baseball man in?

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how did you feel afterwards? (i know i am making a big deal of it right now)

playing footy?

>bolshevik politicians like macron, clinton and cameron

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automata

are those two things not good enough

do you actually believe this

demonstrating a basic lack of how britain has managed to stay unchallenged on its many crimes and the continuing strategy to keep it that way

Got back from a few days down south. Absolutely shocked at the vast quantity of wogs. Some of the villages were nice and pure anglo saxon stock though.

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yes

Oh, I forgot. Western Civilisation was invented in 1953 by Colonel Sanders and Ronald McDonald.

you realise they are actually bolshevik right?

Economist is owned by the Rothschilds

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never getting a red

>wogs

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I want her.

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