DSLs edition
/cum/ & friends
Luis Reyes
Austin Nelson
sus
Ethan Jones
I miss moot.
Grayson Jackson
como se hace la caca
Angel Nelson
took this video yesterday
not my proudest one but i had to bust a nut
Lincoln Russell
three in a row
Liam Wilson
four haha
Jacob Howard
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Eli Jones
based c-c-c-combo breaker :-D
Jayden Morgan
Bit too much head 2bh but the balls sucking was a nice touch.
I give this blowjob a light to decent 6.
Ryan Mitchell
bring on the poo
Robert Nguyen
wyd
Aiden Sanchez
absolutely love this image
Kayden Collins
same, it's a very good meme
Angel Morris
where do you see yourself in 30 years?
Colton Price
Posting on Jow Forums on Toilberg's dime, buds
Tyler Bennett
good meme alert
WEEOO WEEOO
Ryan Lewis
Step one
Christopher Lopez
Step two
Carter Smith
In a mosque, inshAllah
Liam Rodriguez
>7 posters
Connor Collins
Jayden Baker
pranked my room mate again, may have gone too far with this one though
William Jackson
based
Matthew Cooper
what is it now
didn't you almost kill him last time
Brandon Torres
you're the reason capitalism is failing
Gabriel Smith
i wouldn't say i almost killed him, but he did end up having to go to the hospital for a couple days (bill wasn't as bad as i hoped it was only like $1500 which he can easily afford)
this time i planted a few flaps of coke and a few little bags of weed in his backpack and called in an anonymous complaint to his uni
he hasn't been home yet and normally would have been a couple hours ago
Owen Thomas
I want to believe this is all true.
I really like the pepe image you always use to announce the pranks.
Jack Richardson
Once cut the brakes on my friend's bike and he had to go into a lake to not crash
It was fun
Brody Gomez
>canada
>hospital bill
Joshua Rivera
devilish
Kayden Davis
Friend once posted my phone number in a gay chat and said he's looking for phone sex, phone rang all day.
Luckily the parents weren't home!
Owen Johnson
Pure E V I L
Julian Williams
tbf i don't think the uni will even look into it, there's so many chinks at his uni i don't think they could pick him out even with what i told them
oh well it was only like $40 of leftover drugs, i just split it up so it would look like he was dealing if he got caught
Carter Lee
Tyler Cook
he's a chinese citizen and the third party private insurance he bought only covers certain things
Adam Williams
Is he FOB?
Is he loaded?
Owen Foster
>i watch streamers, youtubers, or follow e-celebs
David Garcia
He is a /cum/bum and needs our support...
Wyatt Brooks
>Is he FOB?
>Is he loaded?
yes and yes
Landon Sullivan
Aren't you afraid he'll chimp out and retaliate?
Sebastian Lewis
Why not try to extort some money instead
Ian Kelly
have you ever met a chinese fob uni student?
they are so meek and naive it's goddamn ridiculous
Jordan Baker
>12 poster
Leo Johnson
what did you do to him
Carson Bailey
13 posters now lol
Noah Carter
that would be getting to levels of illegal i don't want to get to
basically i just want him to move/be deported/expelled whatever, i will be able to sublet his room to another person and keep the money he paid in advance as per our contract
Liam Scott
>rich chinks
>deported from Chinada
Robert Bell
gave him food poisoning by putting raw pork in his leftovers
Jaxon Ward
Empty streams always hit me in the feels. They just talk to themselves for hours on end.
At least this guy has an irl bud with him.
Noah Thompson
so is the guy a dick to you? or what?
Mason Wright
being deported is a long shot, but getting him expelled should be doable, but seems harder during summer classes because theyre under staffed and no one gives a fuck
i think i should be able to make it happen in the fall semester
Jacob Richardson
>work at ikea
>setting up a new display with two of my coworkers
>pumped up kicks comes up on the store speakers
>one of my coworkers goes "heheheh..."
>other coworker asks "whats so funny?"
>he replies with "nothing"
Wyatt Watson
Do you know who this anime girl is, by any chance?
Colton Wilson
how about you set him up with a girl and have her file rape charges
Zachary Cook
>Do you know who this anime girl is, by any chance?
Leo Brooks
>work at ikea
Stopped reading desu
Christian Barnes
i like how devilish this is, but i don't think it could be pulled off
mostly just annoying more than anything
Brandon Lewis
I think her name is Laid
Gabriel Richardson
I want to touch her butt.
Jose Lewis
All that just 'cause he's "annoying"? Shit, user. May god have mercy on the man who really crosses you one day.
Grayson Richardson
that song is annoying
Charles Ortiz
Retard
Thomas Morgan
what sort of discount do you get working there?
Joshua Young
I just might report this fucking leaf to the Canadian FBI.
Owen Cooper
Fuck one of those girls or you will die hung by the nutsac.
Who will it be??
Matthew Ortiz
My mom says I'm not asposed to listen to people who call me that so joke's on you.
Isaiah Smith
All of them.
Brandon Anderson
15% anything in the store. Never bought any furniture, and usually just use it on our restaurants/snacks.
Colton King
second from the right
Hudson Diaz
its me and my brother
Joseph Cooper
arr rook same
Charles Powell
first answer best answer
Gavin Bell
like those numbers...
quite a lot...
Robert Rogers
no
Colton Morales
Checked
Jose Green
Makes me proud to know I helped this /cum/bum and his lil brother get some streams in...
Elijah Sullivan
that's awesome. is there a limit to the amount that you can spend at a time, like per month for instance?
Liam Murphy
the swedish meatballs are shit and expensive
Christopher Wood
There's something about them.
Just that meatball, gravy, mashed potato combo.
Doesn't taste good but it's just satisfying to eat...
Ian Phillips
nope. is right. Anything in our food court is overpriced bullshit and I'd probably be better off walking to a mcdonalds or even preparing my own lunch if I weren't so tired by my lunch time.
My boss was going on about something about our light setup and color schemes having something to do with changing minds one day.
Gabriel Smith
Any pitlickers itt?
Dylan Myers
you mean the rcmp?
Elijah Gray
ty :)
Nathaniel Gutierrez
thats what I said jeez
Christian Walker
GOAT overwatch playing song
Aaron Brooks
I prefer to sniff.
Eli Howard
youtube.com
skip to 1:30 i promise it's worth it
Nolan Fisher
just finished a tall can and 4 slices of pizza my dudes
Benjamin Martin
it's mostly i just want him gone so i keep what he paid for his room and sublet it to a new person
Mason White
You lied. I wasn't worth it.
Christopher Ramirez
I played cs:go for the first time ever yesterday. still can’t get a grip of the shooting mechanics
Daniel Brooks
i'm literally autistic
Caleb Robinson
Wish I had a brother to laugh about boomer memes with
Carter Ortiz
i'll be your brother
Ayden Perez
>tfw only have abusive older sisters
i never did nothing to em
Noah Hall
love this one
Andrew Edwards
>hate speech isn't free speech
>hate speech isn't real
subtle
Jeremiah Gonzalez
me irl
Lucas Hernandez
>tfw no abusive older sister