/brit/

non-gook spam edition

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Yanks in

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pseud dog

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turns out one of the guardian sports writers is a nonce

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susan

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*gets dizzy moving between threads*

going to get completely naked and have a shower (otherwise clothes would get wet)

no you didn't
be quiet

going to watch Pin Cushion

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anime 2

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going to open my mouth and have a drink of water
(to allow the water to enter my body)

SLAGS

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Sussex?

been enjoying Elon Musk's meltdown

going to listen to tin machine

bum!

>saving my image

cheeky leaf cunt

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>non-gook spam edition

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Going to the cinema tomorrow. (alone) lol

Can we have a serious discussion as to why a poster here has been shilling the Chinese Communist Party for like 2 years?

bum

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y-you wouldn't actually b-be racist to me if I visited r-right?

I'm going to see the new mission impossible when it comes out

alone?

do you think hes serious

what movie

I'll go with you lad

-he lives in London
-he has a Chinese mum, English dad
-he has aspergers
-he's 19
-please be nice to him, he gets upset when the whole general bullies him

What are you seeing?

nah just dont like the gook spammer
will keep switching threads until he gets tired of it or grows old

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nah mate I have friends
*body slams you outside of the thread*

>so what do you do, user?

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got a botched circumcision lads

Cant bare thread splitting nonces

peng hooker

wanked first time with full retraction and bellend hurt like a bitch

wish i still had phimo

I fuck bitches.

the woman at the counter is going to smile again because I'm the only person going alone

Fuck /brit/

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probably going to need a circumcision since i have paraphimosis

dios mio...

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>or grows old
funny i actually never considered that thread wars are the product of the "literal child" poster class. makes me feel a little better.

why is /brit/ the most popular general on Jow Forums

>user. i've just farted in the bath and may have followed through. are you getting in?

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is this sam hyde?

based

lots of british posters
americans
canadians
ausnz
random jfs
irish

*dives in head first*

there he is

how can you say the jews were wrong to cut baby dicks given all the evidence of foreskin abnormalities on here??

oh no no no

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you can fix it without circumcision. there are other surgical procedures

is my Australian friend here?

Reminder

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GET THE FUCK OUT ME BATH

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>baths

disgusting

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>tfw the aryan nurse saw my small circumcised dick today

room smells like bellend

LE FALKELANDS ARE BRITISH

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yeah but i don't really want to show my gp my willy

NIAMH
I
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Prefer life on hard mode because I'm so nails 2bh.

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Healthy eating and regular exercise is what I need.

actually couldnt be bothered to have shower so just washed face hair and penis in the sink

based

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Heres what I get

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won't be doing that lol

>China's First $100M-Budget Film 'Asura' Pulled from Cinemas After Disastrous $7.1M Opening Weekend
reminder that chinks can't create culture like the west can and that is why they shall fail

This is boring though. If you plan to die before your 40th, why bother with this shit?

they're going to have to see it and talk to you about it anyway. it's not a normal circumcision. you can't just book a circumcision and and show up with paraphimosis

I find the autism on both sides incredibly tedious
just fuck off

that's not niamh

Do you guys choose male or female doctor as your primary care physician or whatever the brit equivalent may be.

Me, I chose a female

white yanks are literally more british than any nonwhites posting under a british flag

well, they are

theyll probably figure it out eventually

yeah true i might just keep it until it gets bad and i need my willy cut off

China has produced lots of good films though

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212 reppin rise tf up

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and

l e g s

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>paraphimosis

enjoy your gangrene knob

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Did everything they told me to do. Here I am a few years later. Got a drivers license, went to school, got a certificate, than a job. Still an unhappy kissless virgin.