I have a tested IQ of around 75, an asvab score of 20, and the state of California considers me to be disabled due to learning disability. When I was 18 I tried to join the army, but they would not take me because I was too stupid. So yes, I am a real life brainlet. I am officially developmentally disabled. For the least 3 years I have been putting half of my disability checks (a total of about $200 per month) into crypto. You read that right. The last 3 years. My brother made fun of me, he was always doing that, and so did my father. My mother tried to get me to spend the money more wisely. I can't do the math off the top of my head, but you probably can. I have a lot of bitcoin, ethereum, and some old altcoins. The bull run in 2017 made me a multi millionaire, and my financial adviser told me that I should cash out at least enough to pay taxes but also to take profit and allow him to put it into mutual funds. So I did that, because hes smart and I pay him to be smart for me. I'm 25 and the state of California says I'm mildly mentally retarded. Now I'm a lot wealthier than most of you smart people will ever be, and I made it with your tax dollars that you give to the state, which gives to me because I'm dumb. You smart people made fun of me my whole life because I was slow and shy and took things at my own pace. Now I can do whatever I want, and even have a girlfriend as long as she understands I'm not normal. I can even have children, since I have money to take care of them and a wife now. I made this thread to say fuck you, to you smart people who made fun of me. In the end I knew better than all of you. So fuck you, this retard is a millionaire and its because he was dumb enough to buy cryptocurrency when nobody else was. You aren't going to make it. Because now every 'smart' person is sure its a safe and good time to get in. My mom already is finding a date for me. What about you?
Good on you Paul, unironically and with no sarcasm I wish you a happy and fulfilling life. Since youre a brainlet, no offense you said so yourself, I would als9 make sure you have a good lawyer just in case someone smarter than you wants to try and take your money away through malicious methods. Good luck!
Jose Gomez
Run for Senator
Jonathan Perry
probably pasta, but, if not, congrats, fren. had good advice in that you should have a good lawyer, ESPECIALLY if you are even thinking about getting married. also, please consider using a sperm donor if you decide to have children. don't condemn your children to being brainlets, too.
Bentley Butler
fuck i miss 2017 biz
this board is like a fever dream now
Jace Butler
>that 30 years old boomer who put his disability checks on crypto
>Literal retard Paul, do not be upset. You are among your own kind here.
Gavin Rodriguez
The stupidest people made the most money in crypto because they were buying when it clearly had no prospects.
Noah Moore
> Anybody believing that someone with an IQ of 75 posted this with perfect spelling and grammar.
Adrian Torres
Imagine being this retarded.
Tyler Ward
Well done, you may be stupid but you are wise enough to recognize it unlike 50% of Jow Forums I wish you good luck for your date Paul
Charles Baker
OK your perfect sentence structure gives the LARP away, but goddamn did I want to believe.
Fuck it, I choose to believe.
I'm happy for you brainlet, I hope you make fun of your brother by shooting him with wads of money through a platinum slingshot
Wyatt Bailey
5/7 hope this isn't bait but I know it is
Xavier Lee
I know this is a troll, but this wouldn't make me mad one bit, there's plenty of other rich black people out there.
Isaiah Wilson
Exactly. A brainlet wouldn't have perfect grammar and definitely wouldn't capitalize everything perfectly either. This should make a lot of people angry and envious, but because you're on Jow Forums where people are actually retarded and fall for scams like Chainlink you get people that "want to believe". If you believe OP's story you are fucking retarded and if you don't believe that it is definitely possible, then you are also fucking retarded.
