/Sexpat/, /Sino/ - 中文

This thread is for talking about top Sexpats such as Serpentza, Laowhy86 and Peru

>Learning resources:
pastebin.com/KpgEG6G9
mega.nz/#F!x4VG3DRL!lqecF4q2ywojGLE0O8cu4A

>Recommended TV Series:
movie.douban.com/tv/#!type=tv&tag=国产剧&sort=rank&page_limit=20&page_start=0

>Recommended Movies:
movie.douban.com/explore#!type=movie&tag=华语&sort=recommend&page_limit=20&page_start=0

>Literal Chinese cartoons:
bangumi.bilibili.com/guochuang/
ac.qq.com/event/cartoon2016/index.html

>Chinese Manga:
ac.qq.com/
u17.com/

>Online Novels:
qidian.com/

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Other urls found in this thread:

whatsonweibo.com/cant-enter-uni-because-of-daddys-bad-social-credit-the-blacklist-story-thats-got-weibo-talking/
youtube.com/watch?v=2B6pIL3IRyo
is3.Jow
youtube.com/watch?v=YjwjZTPEvC8
youtube.com/watch?v=tMb97lBFrvQ
youtube.com/watch?v=LpYZtOvFJ0Q
youtu.be/xR0aUHPDWsA?t=460
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tenants_Downstairs
youtu.be/Z_t0BcgZy_g?t=859
youtube.com/watch?v=upt6THj4ry8
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>Serpentza
That guy is unironically going to get himself killed

There are people planning to assasinate him online

Peru is not a sexpat

whatsonweibo.com/cant-enter-uni-because-of-daddys-bad-social-credit-the-blacklist-story-thats-got-weibo-talking/

Kid gets denied entry to uni because his father lacks good communist points.

how can i get chinese-singaporean gf?

how white are you?

youtube.com/watch?v=2B6pIL3IRyo

Chang'd

>Serpentza
Surprisingly, his wife's channel is rather wholesome, though it could just be that she doesn't talk much in English and has to do other things. Feels like a channel targeted for young women.

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What dialect of Chinese is spoken most in Singapore?

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Mandarin. And Singlish which is a mix of English, Cantonese, Mandarin and Hakka

Mandarin, because Singaporean government has been trying to destroy local dialects since the 80s

Redpill me on Chinese people and religion please.

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In a totalitarian fascist state, people worship the state itself.

>what is Taiwan, Hong Kong, Singapore and Chinese diaspora

What did Prozzie mean by this?

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They probably adapted the more civilized way of the Westerner, including religions that actually teach morality.

What are these faces trying to convey

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real thread music

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>he CIA

100%

>Taiwan
discount China
>Hong Kong
discount Taiwan
>Singapore
saddest nation in the world
>Chinese diaspora
foreign spies

Practising for my written Chinese driving test. Fucking engrish is maddening tho.

Like it shows a picture of a fuel tank indicator and says "true or false this indicates the oil level". Obviously false right? Nope, Chinese call petrol "oil" for some dumb reason.

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Damn, wtf?? After watching Pirates of the Caribbean i thought Singapore should be a funky place with outlaws, pirates and free port with anarchy. And now it turns out that you have a tough state and also muslim.
How's the fuck it happened?

>doesn't know about 加油

I know about 加油, and 汽油 but oil is still the wrong translation. Oil refers to the lubricating liquid in the engine. Not the fuel,

Singapore isn't in the Caribbean my fren

But they went to Singapore in World's End

>Serpentza
" I don't like this Chinese wife, I'll just exchange her for this Chinese wife. Much better. Nice. Thanks China!"

What happened to beer girl?

youtube.com/watch?v=tMb97lBFrvQ

Winston married her

Whenever she appears in a video she has no personality whatsoever. Why did Winston marry her?

youtube.com/watch?v=LpYZtOvFJ0Q

>use music to help me study French
>can't use it for Chinese because muh tones

I guess it's back to movies.

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He married her, divorced her, and got married again to a Chinese doctor. All within a few years. He was even still married when they met. He just grabs another Chinese wife off the assembly line whenever he feels like it.
youtu.be/xR0aUHPDWsA?t=460

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>小姐
>Chen Prostitute is not a prostitute.

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Didn't his new wife chase after him though? She was engaged to be married to another guy. But she asked winston to teach her to ride a motorbike. And no girl is interested in riding motorbikes without an ulterior motive.

is that fucking Jon Tron?

It's a Taiwanese movie, but I wonder if they did that on purpose for any mainland viewers.

which movie is that? anyone link to tht scene?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tenants_Downstairs

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que pasa?

>top Sexpat
Now that is a job title.

They were Malaysia for awhile before being forced out. Kinda funny how they ended up being way better off because of it.

>tfw no qt Olympic swimmer gf

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What's this guys deal? I don't browse this thread usually.

peru? you've been acting different since takahiro gave his assessment of you, did you take it to heart peru?

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Unbiased quick run-down

>Born in South Africa to a poor working class family
>Post fall of apartheid so whites are basically fucked and he had no future in South Africa
>Moves to China hoping to start an IT company
>Falls into the "English teacher trap" a lot of foreigners fall into, English teaching being such an easy job to get in China and pretty well paid
>Teaches English for a while
>Starts up a youtube channel as China's first China vlogger, giving useful information about life in China
>Marries a Chinese girl
>Divorces her
>Starts teaching English to doctors. Claims he "trains doctors" and is not an English teacher
>Starts dating and eventually marries one of his students
>His videos get a bit clickbaity

Generally I think he's a pretty ok guy, but he's a bit full of himself, and he freely admits he likes being a white guy dressed up in a suit in China because he likes attention.

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watched a few of his vids. he's kinda weird and quirky. sounds like a narcissist. only in china for the attention and adoration from asian women. and sex. obviously. basically a sexpat in a suit.

nah he's there because he would probably be dead or in severe poverty and life threatening danger in South Africa. I don't blame him.

You forgot the part where he constantly mentions being British despite only a quarter of his heritage actually being British (and even that part was ethnically Scandinavian, living in Britain apparently)

He explains that here
youtu.be/Z_t0BcgZy_g?t=859
It's much easier to just be British than be South African

I'm on mobile without a vpn but I'll watch later, thanks. Not sure if this is part of his explanation but why British and not the other ethnicity that he has more of? Btw I dont dislike him or anything

say that shit to my face and not online

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>only in china for the attention and adoration from asian women. and sex.

Why do people say this like it's a bad thing.

And like the other American said, his life in SA would basically be poverty and a black population that wants to murder him.

God he's such an ugly rat.

My weed dealer cousin looks just like him.

why are you sperging on /tv/ amwfag

He has a massive inferiority complex which stems from him dropping out of high school and his extreme racism against black people. In his mind being British gives him a higher status than saying he is a mixed raced South African.

>He just grabs another Chinese wife off the assembly line
This is the answer. He has had a strong fetish for Asian women since the early 2000s when he first became “internet famous” for running a anime website. All Asian women are semi-replaceable to him. He is married to them for their race. He thinks being married to a doctor is higher status so he “upgraded” like he upgrades his motorcycle

His fetish is probably tied to a resentment against the white women he got pregnant like 18 years ago

Peru? Are you OK? I’m very worried peru.

Peru!?

There can only be one China

lole where did you get mixed race from?

If he's the britflag I think he is I think he's having a severe case of projection

He made a video where he said one of his great great grandparents was black

Chinks are apparently already asking for big feral ‘French’ niggers to teach their chink brat children soccer. There are advertisements on wechat asking for ‘native French’ blacks only. Don’t they know that niggers aren’t French?

They’re also going to get flooded with violent drug dealer African nigger applicants with fake French passports. Kek

There is a huge difference between a 20 year old only being there for sex and a dad in his late 30s deserting his daughter to be there for the same thing

Link?

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NWO

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>tfw Beijing has better air quality than Santiago

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>tfw when Japan is more polluted than China now

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*inhales*

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>Chinese are too dumb to understand 我出生在南非,但我的祖先来自英国

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I like how people around the world just forgot about Fukushima like it never happened. It only gets worse.

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>unironically name this general /sexpat/
you all gave up don't you?
i am glad i leave here already.

Where should I go if I want to become a top tier sexpat like these guys?

cambodia

me in the back

too bad im going to taiwan now

To be a top tier sexpat, you need to be struggling with emotional baggage like those guys. Like struggling with the weight of having a teenage daughter who you completely missed growing up, running out on your first wife (Cmilk) or chasing a Korean girl half way around the world only to have your heart broken (prozzie)

>getting mad at SerpentZA
The absolute state of /sino/

Cmilk ran out on his first wife?.. what

It will be done

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This general has literally morphed into a serpent za discussion forum

I wonder if his retarded looks and behavior are a coping mechanism of sorts