/smg/ - Stock Market General

/smg/ - Stock Market General

Off the lows Edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:
Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

Interactive Brokers
>$1 commission per 100 shares. $10k minimum to open, $3k if 25 or under. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
degiro.eu

Free in depth charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Movers:
nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx

Earnings Report Calendar:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw (embed)
Options basics (part 1)
youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE (embed)
Options Basics (Part 2)

FED shitposting schedule
investing.com/economic-calendar/

previous thread:

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livenewschat.eu/stocks/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

OP is as flat as my portfolio for the year

second

REALISE your gains

>not liking dfc

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I think my drugs are wearing off. I just got really tired all of a sudden.

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do some coke

I'd rather realize my dreams because there are no gains

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dubs command it
no sleep4baggy

hey guise

remind me, wheres the 200 daily moving average again?

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Buying UVXY today is like buying Amazon in 1997. Their products and vision are the future

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panic for Pandora

BUY CHEGG FOR MOON MISSION AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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did y'all buy shopify like I said ages ago?

kek did anyone see that FUCK HUGE red dildo on GPRO?

oh boy, i can smell the money from here

did someone leak GPRO's results ?

There's a benis right?

looks like 261.16
nice bounce today. it was looking pretty grim there for a sec

IT FEELS SO GOOD
Hope it plunges deeper

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I want to start a Roth IRA to start saving with...what company should I use?

remember when I literally called the exact bottom of the day and you all said I was a faggot?

I remember

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>Nami tripfag
What the fuck. Also Vanguard

I just transferred everything to Tastyworks

vanguard and fidelity are pretty comfy
if you're particularly intrested in vanguard funds use vanguard because fidelity are starting to charge you to buy them

tastyworks is nice as fuck

Still holding. Been holding for a fucking year.

Holding puts.

Also, SHOP making the classic Roman salute pattern.

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BASED

kek i wanted to, but i bit my tongue cuz i thought you were prolly right.

>he fell for the bear meme

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?
Thanks I'll check vanguard out

Based I'll check them out

thanks for yet another non-prediction that you're retroactively patting yourself on the back for

Fuck, SFS and KMT Cost me 3% Today
Gotta know when to hop off.

I'm on Pandora and New Link Genetics

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lel @ATVI
Trading resumed and the stock is confused

why you so salty user?

do you really think i come on here for a fucking ego trip? i come on because its fun and i like the anons here

AAAAAAAAAAAH
BOGDANOFF NO

you say this every green day but then we get dumped on the next

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Based Spin

dont take the shitposts so seriously friend

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HOW DID YOU FUCKING KNOW

anyone think Pandora can do well after earnings? spot got BTFO

im gonna go long on the bell tomorrow desu to 265 if i can get it

and (you) can cap that if it makes you feel fuckin special

eh its part of the fun

It's probably gonna go to $2.

I have a new strategy where I try to loose money.

>buy hi sell lo
dasitmane

Unfortunately, the options further out get more expensive, and I got cheap instead of smart.

theyre not gonna let us go green on the day

>A kind reminder

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>Not Buying low and Selling Lower

Get with the times Gramps

does anyone have a stream of cramer that runs daily?

High waisted one piece suits and panty hose are two of my favorite things. Seeing them together is unusual, but totally hnnnngggg.

livenewschat.eu/stocks/

mad money isnt until 6pm

kek

me and bear have been trading the weeklys. theyre fun as hell. but i NEVER hold em overnight. theyre for daytrading. made 1000% on some yesterday on the FED shitpost. but if youre holding even for one night only, go with at LEAST a week. fuck theta

how do I become a millionaire by 40...I'm 26 rn with no education and autistic

u cant its too late. u have to start at 25 bruh

ok, I'm putting money on Pandora falling after earnings. Let's see.

I understand user

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I'm also Shorting Weight Watchers for Free Money.

P/E is 50 Compared to Nutri which is ~20

How do I become a millionaire by 27? I'm 30 years old and autistic?

cryptos lookin a lot better than this shit

stop bullying me..

I wouldn't short fad diet shit on first quarter earnings. Everybody and their brother signs up for these fucks in January and they always have a huge spike in the first quarter.

do you have income, user?

r u one of those people who buys Disney in the summer and sells in the winter because more people go to the parks in the summer?

on the real
the only way to do it is to follow bagholders thesis. continually making higher and higher risk gambits with options at increasing sized positions until you are driving a lambo

I still wish I could have bought Activisiion puts...

JUST GO UP PIECE OF SHIT MARKET

THE JIG IS UP
WE KNOW YOU NEED TO PUT YOUR MONEY SOMEWHERE AND YOU ARENT RUNNING OUT TO BUY BONDS

FUCKING BUY BACK IN YOU FAGGOT INVESTMENT FIRMS

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*30 or *40

Getting different Numbers.

The Stock is already flying high, a lower earnings guidance will make it drop.

I got Burned on NutriSystem because It was on the lower end and got a good earnings guidance.

for example
put ALL OF YOUR MONEY on GPRO puts right now

Looks like AMD made some more bag holders :^)

Buy a pair of knee pads and suck 100,000 dicks for 10 dollars each. You have roughly 13 years so you're going to need to do about 22 dicks a day. I'd get to work, that's going to be like a full time job.

Easy, invest in ChainLink and then when it reaches $1000 you spend a bit of it to preserve your body by freezing. Divide the rest into different entities that collect rent. If in the future they can bring you to life again you have enough money to buy a timemachine. When you have a timemachine you go back to before the date you were vaccinated and you don't get vaccinated and then you drop school and start working every job you can until 2009 and you buy all the bitcoin. Wait a few years and voila!

kek thats gonna suck

I realized my mistake with GILD :
In this pic related market, certain but capped profit with limited downside is king
On ATVI, I sold covered calls and bought put

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yeah I make like poverty level but I have 4k saved up...

Warren buffet says gbling and day trading is dumb.

epic

NUUU plz
GoPro only stock me long term hold
Pls GoPro go up pls

Target sighted

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because he sux at daytrading
u gotta git gud

u have 1 minute to make ur decision

*ring* *ring* *ring*

ez

kek nvm

see ya at moon lads

4k isn't bad. How much can you save per year? Can you improve your income?

you on GPRO too?

Salut?

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>that last minute pump

I mean I'm going back to school and trying to get the CompTIA and other tech certs to improve my economic value and usefulness in society.also reading a bunch just tying to get new ideas in me

wew Pandora is Flying.

oh mother fucker

>TWTR tanking on news that user passwords were possibly exposed

CREG may gap up PM

big boys buy on the bell

dont think its out yet