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IF I PULL UP WITH A KERRY WASHINGTON
THAT'S GON' BE AN ENORMOUS SCANDAL
I COULD HAVE NAOMI CAMPBELL
AND STILL MIGHT WANT ME A STORMY DANIELS
SOMETIMES, YOU GOTTA BAG THE BOSS UP
I CALL THAT TAKING COREY GAMBLES
FIND YOURSELF UP IN THE FOOD COURT
YOU MIGHT HAVE TO ENJOY YOUR SAMPLE
ALL THESE THOTS ON CHRISTIAN MINGLE
ALMOST WHAT GOT TRISTAN SINGLE
IF YOU DON'T BALL LIKE HIM OR KOBE
GUARANTEE THAT BITCH GONNA LEAVE YOU
AY, TIME IS EXTREMELY VALUABLE
AND I PREFER TO WASTE IT
ON GIRLS THAT'S BASIC
THAT'S JUST SOME YE SHIT
RIGHT NOW LET'S DO WHAT WE WANT
LET'S HAVE A THREESOME, ME, YOU AND THE BLUNT
I LOVE YOUR TITTIES 'CAUSE THEY PROVE I CAN FOCUS ON TWO THINGS AT ONCE

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1st

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I smoke excessive quantities of cannabis. *does a bong hit*

canadians are worse than yankoids imo

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I found a film you might like x

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This is a perfect representation of our country.

I want to fuck Kate Wood
the guy on the left looks like a cartoon of my dad when I was growing up

was very pleasant to read the title