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Germans...

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Dont bully germans, they are our bratishka.

recreates muddy trenches during ww1

More odd beach behavior, I guess it is good that they have a fairly small coast

You can definitely see why most Americans descend from Germans

Seems pretty fun eh.

typical g*rman weird stuff

Grrr

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yeah wtf why do germsns do this, so weird

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Is this fun?

Bruce jaelous he can't do this because of deadly australian sand worms

what do japanese people do for fun? 昆虫採集?

Yes.

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>5 AM
>*RRRRRRRRIIIIINGGGGGGG*
>David Hasselhoff starts playing
>"Quick Hans! take the towels and run like the wind, conquer as a spot in the pool waterfront! fur Merkel und Vaterland!"

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I don't get it.
There are so many sunbeds, why hurry that much.

each g*rm has 10 towels and occupy 10 sunbeds

Even after that like 80 percent of sunbeds are still not in use

Must secure lebensraum.

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And people pay for this.. What a German hell.

German autism but it looks like it could be fun

Every fucking time, they really can't help themselves

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If anyone wants to try this go with the tour guides only. Quite easy to get stuck in a more swampy area and drown when the water returns a few hours later.

Thats not accurate though. Blitzkrieg was never used as a military term in ww2 by the germans. German doctrine was maneuver warfare to prevent a stalemate. Not just attack with everything. Sometimes that means not attacking if it would only delay.

>maneuver warfare to prevent a stalemate.

Just like walking in waist-high mud, right? As in you always have to move if you don't want to get sucked in.

sorry for stepping on your home

If you are waist deep in mud you probably fucked up already. But in principle yes.

>Mudflat hiking (Danish: Vadehavsvandring, Dutch: Wadlopen, West Frisian: Waadrinnen, German: Wattwandern) is a recreation enjoyed by Dutch, Germans, Danes, and others in the Netherlands,

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>Go down to pool at resort
>no one there, just a bunch of towels laying everywhere
>throw a towel on another sunchair, lay down

How would an autistic German handle this?

You’re about to feel the fury of the Teutonic forest

I thought it's americans now.