/brit/

HOW I WISH
HOW I WISH YOU WERE HERE
WE'RE JUST TWO LOST SOULS
SWIMMING IN A FISH BOWL

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Thailad smokes, so I can disregard all of his opinions x

havent been to pcbang like years since i have no friend to go with and have my own battle station in my room

had soju last saturday for somaek

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reddit.com/user/ultraviolet_darling
she deleted all her posts because of ''''threats'''', coincidentally just a few days after making a premium snapchat
disgusting whore

Holden HSV Maloo

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smoking is cool and masculine

Do as I say, not as I do

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sue

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toquoquay

I'm out I can'd do this

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WHOM

Depends on what you're smoking

What a shitbox

women probably call thailad gay through

>controls the Supreme Court for the next 30 years

pfffsssshhhhttttt nothin' personnel libruls

i want to see the australian posters.
dead.

I can assure you, this rarely happens.

did you know Thailad is 5'8?

is the airfix poster in today

gf likes to lick the cum off my dick after I finish

time women have called thailad gay: rarely
times women have called me gay: never

are you a brit expat

5'11

The perfect height, not a manlet but not tall enough to think I'm some special snowflake

>depression

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Summer mökki life has been disrupted by idiotic family bringing their runtatious friends over who shout and scream and ruin the ambience. I wanted to make a mushroom risotto tonight but this was greeted by hysterical squeaking from one of the invited and supposed “adult” guests “ewwww I don’t like mushrooms can you make it without mushrooms?”. I fuck these people

I am going for swim now

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Reddit gonewild girl, forgot her name.
Try reddit.com/r/gonewild/top/?t=month

why didnt they send him into the cave then, bet he could have made it all the way to the boys standing upright

>5'11

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>under 6 feet
me too

>>depression

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If I lived in Canada I would want to live in Newfoundland.

If I lived in America I would want to live in Minnesota, North Dakota, or Montana.

If I lived in Australia I would only live in Tasmania.

If I lived in New Zealand I would want to live in a non-earthquake zone.

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Whites don't revile other whites. Inferior races such as gooks and chinks deserve all their contempt. It's what they earned themselves so they have to willingly embrace it instead of dumping the blame upon whites.

because thats really unusual and extremely exotic sexual behaviour and never happens to the several billion sexhavers in the world
fuck off you immature little fucking tyke

*pats your little head*

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*angry gay sounds*

You must be really new here. Common /brit/ insults include:

>spacker
>spas
>cunt
>gearoid
>rorke
>deano
>battyman
>sillyman
>homo
>fag
>gaywad
>asshuffer
>fartsniffer
>bootylicker
>cunt
>pussy
>labiamuncher
>mong
>retard
>autist
>soyboy
>nigger
>cuck
>virgin
>bitch
>dumbass
>maggotbrains
>shithead
>fuckwit
>fuckwad
>dumbshit
>tranny
>gook
>spic
>frog
>leaf
>yank
>taig
>aspie
>jock
>neurotypical
>normie
>noob
>newfag
>seppo
>ausfag
>petrolhuffer
>abo
>sheep fucker
>kiwi

And all of these are used with very little restraint of consideration.

Lads, why is Fourth of July such a soul-crushing song? It's so simple and bare it feels like it doesn't have the right to be as affecting as it is.

interesting post

You know what they say....

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>no nonce

feel like the term "carpetmuncher" applies just as much to men who eat pussy as it does to lesbians

>If I lived in New Zealand I would want to live in a non-earthquake zone.
no such thing exists
nz is basically right on the edge of the australian and pacific plates

I am 5'10, am I a short man?

in ten years time ugly men will have to wear burkas

Yes, 6 foot is considered average height for anyone born after 1980.

based and redpilled

thank you for your kind guidance

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Damn, I missed one. Nonce is one of my favourites too.

>man

all me

This doesn't match my experience in reality

MAD TING

zerohedge.com/news/2018-07-16/putin-claims-us-intelligence-agents-funneled-400-million-clinton-campaign

all australian psoter be quite!

>no incel
SEETHING

>Korean fan death

oh my days hahaha

Just an underdeveloped Queensland with higher wages.

Incel isn't an insult. It's an unfortunate circumstance millions of men suffer with.

Whites love other races, I have a Korean exchange student boyfriend from Incheon. He's adorable

*pinches nose*
Bresidend Bladimir Pudding

who nogfcel here

yeah and it's also an insult

if you didn't have a tumour on your pituitary gland as a kid you're basically a manlet

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are those contacts? wtf

why do they post this absolute dreck

This is the general dedicated to the discussion of British culture.

No one cares, you freak.

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>teehee im bent btw :v

I am involuntarily 5'6''

aussies are generally more chad then brits and leafs

Australians as a people suffer from a collective heat stroke that cuts off circulation to their brains.

you're greedy and lazy

love slapping his face with my junk

obviously bihhhhhhh

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boomers are chads

It's true look it up, average height went from 5'8 to 5'10 between 1950 and 1970, obviously it is increasing even faster with advances in nutrition and medicine.

How's your vacation in Australia, Kim? Or did you go there on a working holiday for your summer break? :)

fan death was like 00's meme
no one buys it these days

never met a boomer who wasn't a chad or stacey
one presumes the non-chads/staceys top themselves before they reached boomerhood

can't wait for trumpeteers and brexiters to be thrown in prison

youtube.com/watch?v=n8CYAXRGuxU

Children will literally die in the street. Why are the Tories doing this?

Words of wisdom for today: Brexit means Brexit

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Canada :- BC or Alberta
USA USA USA :- Hawaii or Washington state or Northern California or Colorado. Maybe Texas, maybe Tennessee or Kentucky, Maine looks nice.
Australia :- Near the coast or Tasmania
NZ :- ?
South Africa :- No

Prison is expensive
Line them up against the wall and splatter their hollow craniums

the average height is not 6'0 where I live (rural Wales)
it's closer to 5'8 or 5'9 which is why I never get called short irl and only online

Anyone else watch cancer vlogs to cheer themselves up?