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fuck coffee, i hate it edition

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brehs

beb

Today In History:

1955: Disneyland opens

>Disneyland, Walt Disney’s metropolis of nostalgia, fantasy, and futurism, opens on July 17, 1955.
>The $17 million theme park was built on 160 acres of former orange groves in Anaheim, California, and soon brought in staggering profits.
> Today, Disneyland hosts more than 14 million visitors a year, who spend close to $3 billion.

shh. come here, buds.

>/cum/ thread
>made by a Dan*sh

Nothing wrong with that.

everything is wrong with that. you literally made a thread where the people you're targeting are either waking up or still sleeping.

Dane is Honorary American

You hear what he() said?
i'm honorary, hehe......

honorary = dumb cunt

honorary?

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that's not how works, you dumb, Dane. dont bother making another thread

why the fuck is everyone bullying me??????

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I wanna move to denmark

WAKE UP

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tea is the patrician drink desu

hello rav

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dumb stupid dead thread

hey bud

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my god my ocd is getting worse

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cucky ucky ucky
where's our little cucky ucky ucky

I feel like shit

s-shut up...

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Love me.

*hates u*

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aaaaaahhh!!! xD my OCD!!! xD

god bless the potus

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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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birb

aaahhh

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Shame on Canadians

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I don't wanna wake up

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lol ok
then don't ;D

good morning
!

hi
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:D

It's almost 5 o clock you freak

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a girl told me that I always look like I'm on the verge of laughter and that my facial expressions make her sad
I don't even know what that means

she want fuck

absolutely nothing wrong with eating it like this

Slavs got the FUNK!!

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>those 36 year old boomers who say they're Millennials even though everyone else their age denies they're Millennials

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How do you guys masturbate? Stroke the entire shaft or just the tip? Lube or dry?

Depends on how I'm feeling

would you say that your mood varies frequently throughout the day?

depends
entire shaft for the slow wanks but speedy faps are tip only
uncut so no lube unless i want a different feeling

entire shaft
no lube, sometimes I moisturise my hands before starting though

entire shaft with a glob of vaseline because i was put under the knife

*drinks monster ultra*

not especially, at least not while I'm at work which is where it happened

Someone posted this yesterday, is it really Placer?

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ready to mow the lawn today bud?

*cracks*
back in my day we used to get up at 6 o clock
*sips*

Nigga it's 11:08

lol imagine living in such a gay timezone

d
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god i wish that were me

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think i missed all the good prime day deals. ain't shit left

yo

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>Spic kills cop in Massachusetts
>Media and NPR are pronouncing his name "loaps" in order to hide his racial identity
We're going Europe tier now with denial

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>t. racist

Maybe if brown people weren't so violent I wouldn't have become racist

t. racist boomer

whites commit more violence in america

ded thred

Where did it all go wrong?

>W

how come keyboards don't have controller sticks on them yet

(it's not very good tbqh i never use mine)

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when I finished my 2nd year of college

i just want a smooth forward motion for cars
i guess i can buy a pedal

this

>try playing on PC some FPS
>complete idiot with the mouse

man fuck this!!!

thats why you gotta practice, its the only way you'll ever get it

>there are people that think Doom is better than Dook or Blood

>>there are people that think Doom is better than Dook or Blood

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*tries to get Canada's attention*

>tfw my cat died almost 3 months ago and I can't find pleasure in anything since then
Even weed doesn't really do it for me anymore. Looks like it was the cat who was saving me from depression.

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>weed

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Switched up your proxy, dane?

get a new kitten

bitch niggas

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>alcohol

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>tfw no drinking buddies

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B
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S
E
D

what a waste of a perfectly good looking speckled trout

>tfw no smoking buddies

que fedora post

>2018
>doesn't burn cigarettes