ITT: We are American and try to sound as American as Posible
American Posts
Jose Brooks
Josiah Johnson
Shut up nigger
Austin Scott
Ok
Robert Powell
Damn, here in Boston we keep Irish traditions more alive than in Ireland itself
Lucas Lewis
Bump
Luke Hill
dude DUUUUUUUDE
let's skip the semester and have spring break early, it will be totally epic and like radically awesome
EXCELLENT
you have to believe in yourself FREEDOM
our police, our military, our constitution
yes we can
*clap* *clap* *clap*
Wyatt Russell
just found out I'm 10% German, stay mad EU fags
Jeremiah Jenkins
>let's skip the semester and have spring break early, it will be totally epic and like radically awesome
Do you base your knowledge of u.s. college students on Hollywood movies?
Colton Hall
HELL NO
Asher Martinez
Duuuuude I had to go to the hospital cause of my headache and paid $500 plus tip
Jaxon Jones
Hello, how are you?
Angel Lee
Hey guys how are you I'm doing o..-
*Gets shot*
Andrew Gomez
*labored nose breathing*
*coughs*
Jordan Young
Hola ese
Jordan Martin
Do you take visa?
Liam Ross
Everything is a matter of how hard you work. I could be the next Gary Kasparov of I tried hard enough.
Jeremiah Murphy
>*learns about a war*
>*tries to figure out which side was the good guys*
>*believes moral relativism is a ploy to destroy my values*
>*believes a generic "higher power" has exactly 50% chances of existing*
Camden Brooks
*visits another country for once and is astonished to see that not every person lives and consumes like an american*
Angel Allen
I'm incredibly gay right now...not that there's anything wrong with that.
Carter Perry
green man is based tho
Eli Murphy
Jordan Ramirez
>let's skip the semester and have spring break early, it will be totally epic and like radically awesome
that's not American. Sure, we say 'awesome' but that's it
Samuel Hernandez
never seen your flag before on here
hello
Henry Smith
Gonna pound that surf and ride it TUBULAR, brah
Chyah
Jacob Johnson
obsessed
Levi Sanders
"Hey Brian how's it going"
"That's great they accepted your offer on your second home!"
"Congrats on your second and last child!"
"Yeah I heard about that downtown incident, fucking niggers..."
"Well I best get back to work now, the whole world is depending on my economic output"
Evan Foster
Hey man, do you have some paper towels? I totally spilt bud light everywhere. Last night's halloween party was killer!! I really enjoy fall, its my favourite season. I wish I had an elevator in my house 'cause i'm so fat.
Samuel Bailey
Nolan Johnson
nothing wrong with any of that except the being fat part
Carson Martinez
Oh you mean poor people? Yeah we know they exist but we don't go out of our way to be them, unlike you.
Caleb Robinson
I had to weave in the word "elevator" so a fat joke seemed appropriate.
Parker Johnson
Hey aren't you that North African country that was colonized by Mexico? Do you speak Mexican yourself?