/ita/ - il filo

questo

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che cos'è una zampa di maiale?

STRADA DI CAMPAGNA

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no gf for you

mmmh buono il cotechino

Am i ugly?

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Non vi rendete neppure conto di cosa significa tutto questo non sono in ambito calcistico
È CRISTIANO RONALDO in Serie A, in Italia
CRISTIANO RONALDO, cazzo, CR7 in persona, dal vivo, in carne ed ossa

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risi

>cristiano

l'ho passato al traduttore ma ancora non capisco cosa hai scritto

yup

could be worse

you are italian

Yep

why are you sideway? is it like a genetic illness?

atei btfo dal solo fatto che si chiama Cristiano

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tutti me

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ho lollato

DIO MIO SANTA MARIA GESÙ BAMBINO! LA CREATURA È QUA! SCAPPI CHI PUÒ, E CHI NON PUÒ S'ARRANGI!

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Si ma che cazzo nomini Dio invano, coglione

Casio

el demonio de las tieneblas...ayy muy nino, he is eating the white soul of a poor cristiano!

but don't worry bambino mio, he can't hurt you, el ogro de las americas is far far away, an entire ocean from us

and now let's pray: santa maria piena di grazia, il signore è con te, benedetto sia...

pure, beautiful, italian phenotype

L'autocorrettore ha dei brutti vizi

ma chi sono sti nuovi che lo vedono per la prima volta?

ALLLLLLLAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

what do you think about TSUUUUUnaldo at juve?

immaginate essere Cristiano Ronaldo

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>immaginate di essere froci col botto

Dio porco bastardo schifoso cane MERDAAA

Ma cristiano ronaldo è bianco?

Have you planned for your vacations in sicily yet?

Serie A sarà deciso anche prima dell'anno scorso

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mediterraneo

>calcio
ammazzati lurido

俺はイタリアが大嫌い
男が短いから

youtube.com/watch?v=fiEr_yH_GC0

Do not bully the Terrone. He is based and redpilled.

better short than obese lmao

t.errone

>non seiko
che plebeo..

reminder

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IN OTHER WORDS...

PLEASE BE TRUE

Be urself an be suave

postate altre foto di Gennaro SUBITO

U look like mall shooter man....u sure u not poltard

ho cercato uomini muscolosi su google immagini

Tra un po' chiudo l'ombrellone e torno a casa

*shoots you*

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lmao dove lavoro io c'è un Ambrogio anoressico

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t. nippofrocio

>quella faccia
Nonostante il corpo non mi sembra più sexy di un macaco.

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wtf amo napoli ora

non posso darti torto, è pure un po' troppo stagionato per i miei gusti

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>froci e pure amanti dei negri
dio mio quanto cancro

ma un po' di rumene qua?

>le piacciono i rap nigga
cringe

>non è gay per pretty flacko

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Io sono gay solo per lui

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>è non ironicamente frocio

>è non ironicamente nuovo
ammazzati

Adolf senpai

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s-shishò?

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>si vanta del tempo buttato su Jow Forums

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> qsq nessuna rumena

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>froci nel filo
Umaru, questo posto è infetto

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> obesa
me la farei comunque

sì, infetto di voi umaru stronzi

ho un debole per le puttane zozze luride

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>>obesa
frocio anche se te la faresti comunque, come è giusto

*sfodera la katana di legno*
IN GUARDIA , BRUTTO PORCO

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questo
le ciccione sono delle creature orribili

don't worry se te vedo nun te meno

fatti sotto

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*stalkera la rumena*

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>implicando che i froci non siano anche umaruposter

ma mena sta ciolla

Name?

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>ha tempo per dire di no alla figa
chi è il frocio qui?

>non gli piacciono i piselloni duri e bagnati
LOL

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a me piacciono i cazzi piccoli e carini

ma non ce n'è bisogno, ti amo già

*bussa alla sua porta*