ITT WE SUMMON ASSBLASTER

check them

ITT we now guess my old Trip

Monsieur Cul Blaster venez ici!! Nous avons besoin de toi

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Stop larping fakenigger

goddammit

THERE HE ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

test

AssBlaster, I wrote this the other day and it was Insta buried.

ASSBLASTER... I Don't know if you are still here or not. I'm sorry that these faggots weaponized their autism and doxxed you. You didn't deserve that.

I want to thank you. From the bottom of my heart I want to thank you for what you've done. You've risked your very livelihood to bring us insider information, in a completely selfless act that didn't only not benefit you at all, but put you at risk, and for what? A bunch of thankless neckbeards on a Chinese basket weaving forum.

I am a humble man. I live in the American Midwest and work hard 60+ hours a week. But through your insight and information you have shared with us, know that I have managed to accumulate 26,060 LINK as of now, sitting comfy on my trezor until the time id right, making this stack of seemingly useless internet monopoly money the second largest investment of my life behind my home. And its all thanks to you.

Everything that you have told us has come to pass. And I believe that trend will continue, and that some day, I will be able to break these chains of wage enslavement and experience true freedom, and there is no one else on earth that I can thank for that other than you.

I hope you read this. I hope you know that we're not all the rabid autists who hunted you down and doxxed you. I hope you know that by the time this is all over I believe you will have made a huge difference in a lot of people's lives. And I hope you know that your legacy will never die. The pink wojaks will flow thru the biz board carried along by the tears of the salty no-linkers, the very group you tried to help, while those of us who heeded your advice and wisdom will cheer loudly, "ASSBLASTER! ASSBLASTER! ASSBLASTER!" ... What a glorious day it will be.

Again, know that I'm a nobody. Just a guy with a small stack of LINK and a dream, but some day, I hope to buy you a beer and shake your hand.

Thank you, ASSBLASTER

assblaster here
you linkies are fucking retarded this shitcoin is never going anywhere check those dubs

fake and gay

post a pic of a receipt from an upscale belgian restaurant to prove it

Dammit there must be some way to prove you’re AssBlaster
What’s your portfolio? I know AB’s three biggest coins.

Thanks, just sold 100k assblasters

test2

Im at home nigger

THANKS FAGOLA LMAO
fuk u am the real abmpsblanter
What do ya wanna know, kid? ;)

That wouldnt prove who I am when someone fake can go back and look at archives. Im trying to figure out my old trip, give me a sec

Where are you AssBlastoid ?
C'm'ere nigger so I show you a serious pump !
Imma pump yo' ass till $3eoMay mofo !
C'm'ere nigger so I give you a hard pump !
Motherfucker !

test3

fuck your mother if u want fuk

That’s true. I went through all ~600 pages of the archives.

test4

>whoops
Test 4

wassap guys

last try.

I AM ASSBLASTER

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>last try
Looks like you fucked it son. Better luck next life

Igiveup

Hey guys I'm back. I meant $3 by the end of May. Totes what I meant.

I AM THE TRU

I AM THE REL

:D

who disturbs my slumber...

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Do you have this file on your computer? Would it be enough to just show that the date created was earlier than your post?

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MY LINKY STAYS STINKY $1000 EOY

or recreate this pic

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100% this

Fucking incel autists

No fucking way you forgot your tripcode, nigger. AB has had the same tripcode for years and years.

trips leading the way to build trust to a new tripcode

I moved apartments and i shaved my head off so i cant prove with a pic.

Go away you cunt, nobody cares about your larp.

2nd way to prove its him,
this is the first instance of the image on Jow Forums ( on warosu.org, if you click "view same" you see all the images posted that are the same of it )

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i hate all of you

what about the blue/black object at the edge of the right side of the image? Is it your computer?

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Just tell us something juicy. Idc if you are the real AB or not. Come on faggot.

A classic

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I'm honestly not convinced that these weird tripcode AB posts are not a larp...if any of them are fake, these ones are it.

What would you like to hear from AssBlaster? Are you still insecure regarding the future of chainlink?

One thing for sure, if a LARP he was a damn good one. Dude could lay it down.

We all want bed time stories until the singularity. We want more building blocks for our rich dreams.

My nan is borrowing my computer at the moment. sorry.

AB IS blonde lmao dyor

AB had two trip codes, the one used on the attachment with the first post of this thread, and the one I previously attached. All the rest were bogus imposters, and they were not very good at it either.

Assblaster will never return
You faggots should be grateful for what he has done for Jow Forums

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Let's now deal with 5 million larpers pretending to be AB, who might have been a larper himself.
Number 1:

Only for brainlets who are easily fudded and obviously only bought cl for the memes.

retard

Damn, I made this picture awhile ago. The memories.

great

Assblaster still hasn't given me the 100 LINK for correctly guessing the origin of his name. A good way to prove his identity would be to send me the 100 LINK he promised :)

The address should be somewhere in the old thread archive, but here it is again:

0x734282E02729Da01D5b5220C72C92070ef9EbD38

You know if his sent address has over 400k LINK it could be him (and if he’s determined enough, moves all the LINK to that address if he has more than one wallet.)

This is the biggest proof to me that ab is not only a larper but also an asshole
He tricked all of Jow Forums though which is fantastic

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I'm Assblaster's cousin. I am so sick of all of your exclusivity and demeening chovanistic behavior. First, you drive the only voice of sanity around here away, then you demean women with your constant lewd images in new thread.
At the current point on our crypto timeline, women have no place in this "boy's club" called biz. This will not stand. I will have you know that I am actively working with top scientists to engineer a temporary hair dye that allows us girls to trade 10x better than you white straight males. The preliminary trials have already been a great success, as we have all invested in trx and have seen greater gains than any of you vile bigots have ever seen. You can all eat shit.

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Based AB is here, I can feel his presence. He’ll never show himself again, but he walks amongst us

Fuckign kek lol i'm drunk and 13.6 years old. LINK to the moon XDD

Is there a link to all assblaster posts or could someone dump