What is the cheapest business I can start up. I don't want to slave away for other people...

What is the cheapest business I can start up. I don't want to slave away for other people, who will only look at me with disgust. I don't care if it only brings in small money, I just want some income. Something easy to start up and maintain that will generate somewhat consistent profit. I don't have much money to work with and of course have no skills/certificates/education to take advantage of.

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Virgin coconut milk stand

Icecream truck.

90% of businesses fail year 1. good luck.

Please no kneepads.
I was thinking of buying and selling electronics online. How much do I need to get started?
I want to do something that I could even use my room as storage so I don't have to rent any building rooms which are expensive.

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Buy 1 bitcoin.
Trade at 2% everday.
Use this method youtu.be/8vyyGehyLGQ
Cash out gains when you have made enough.
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This sounds interesting, in my area it is still normal to see men on bikes selling icecream. Looks like the bikes are selling for 1-3k online though so I may have to look for a deal.
I hope this isn't ironic otherwise I'll be wasting an hour watching it.
If it isn't, then thank you as well.

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Buy a pellet gun and do pest control for farmers and ranchers

Those are called vendor bikes.

Sounds like a funny job desu

Why do crop duster planes exist? Because efficiency thats why.

buy stuff in large quantity, repackage into smaller containers, and sell them on ebay

How would I go about advertising this or gathering the legal paperwork for it?

Depends on your locality but usually you don't need any legal paperwork other than your agreement with the property owner. You don't really need to advertise. Just call up farms and ranches and ask if they're interested in paying you to remove pest species.

That sounds good actually. Turns out I only need a license if the pellet gun has lethal force to humans. Something like youtu.be/LT2JdzGbXwU actually seems pretty neat.

If you're serious about this then start with an entry level PCP airgun like the umarex gauntlet. ~$600 for gun+scope+pump and some ammo on airgun depot. Practice your marksmanship with a couple of tins of ammo before you go hunting. Good luck!

go door to door and offer to clean people's home gutters for $50 a pop. Try to go to a residential area with a lot of baby boomers they will eat that shit up

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I procured ONE product and it was very specialized. My profit margins were over 1000%.

cons: you'll probably get caught since you're too dumb for this op

I don't think I'd get caught because I'm dumb, but with my luck I probably would so I'll try something more legal.
Thanks!
This seems like an interesting idea. I'll definitely need insurance though. Last thing I need is to end up paying for a mistake a roofer made out of my own pocket while trying to make 50 bucks.

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Have you considered shrimp farming, now that's a business.

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Boomer here, where can I find a hopeless young gutter cleaner?

Most people don’t even realize that under their bed is the Perfect climate for shrimp farming, just get some ikea storage containers, water & order dehydrated shrimp eggs from the fish farm depot. Boom, 5lbs of shrimp a week once you get going.