Euros of Jow Forums, if you had to live in America, what state would you choose to settle in and why?

Euros of Jow Forums, if you had to live in America, what state would you choose to settle in and why?

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Washington. The coast has nice scenery and orcas. I also have hipster tastes.

Are you European?

Washington because Seattle is a sister city of Nantes.

wiscounsin or minnesota
cause coldest weather

Probably minnesota because I can't handle anything further south

Probably Washington or perhaps northern Virginia.

Alright, let’s say it HAD to be a flyover, then which?

Maine, because the climate up there is my kind of thing. Also, heard it's not a state that's too relevant a state, so if I were there, I'd live at peace.

>a state
fuck, ignore the second one

Colorado

Is Minnesota flyover?

Washington or maybe Maryland or something?

I want to live in Best State.

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There's nothing wrong with your sentence

Colorado, Washington/Oregon or New England
reason for each is the comfyness

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Kind of. It's not completely irrelevant like say Nebraska or Wyoming.

Do you love Lana Del Rey

I might be listening to her right now

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Texas

>No state income taxes
>Cheap land
>One of the freest states
>Low cost of living
>Politics
>Culture

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oregon because i love its nature

Which is...?

It doesn’t touch any ocean, so yeah.

>he thinks he would be able to handle the heat and the drought
Holger...

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>Texas politics
>Texas culture
How are these positives, though?

make a guess

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One of my favorite songs desu

Dakotas/Minnesota

Never heard anyone called Florida the best state

Washington

None.

USA is not even a real country, is just a non-nation created by freemasons and traitors with the human scum nobody wanted in Europe, Asia and more recently Latin America, plus some Negro slaves descendants who are nowadays the dominant culture among Amerifat youth.

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Have you ever been there? What was it like?
I need to go there before I die

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the people are insane and it's filled with bugs

I haven't been there. Why do you like it?

google florida man before you go

Why are Spaniards such sour grapes?

I wish to go to a Walmart in Florida sometimes and see the craziest America has to offer
I don't know. It seems like a romantic idea. A place of eternal summer and happines where you can be young forever

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Do you want to be a cowboy?

I went there, it was pretty nice in winter.
In summer it rains every afternoon for a little bit.
Miami was fun, not many English speakers tho.
My sister lives in Naples Florida, that area is really nice

Maine, New Hampshire or Massachusetts. Any would do.

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>My sister lives in Naples Florida, that area is really nice
It looks beautiful. As a kid I was always obsessed with Boca Raton. I would always look at it on Google Earth. I thought I found the most expensive and best place on earth.

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Florida cause it's nice and sunny, it's a red state and I hear the women there are attractive

I'd just kill myself.

Go to Florida if you want crazy, go to California if you want that paradise (avoid san francisco)

Lel maybe that was the idea in the 70's. Nowadays, it's just little Cuba/Puerto Rico and crazy rednecks.
Florida is purple and the southern counties where Latinos live and Miami is located are blue.

yeah, Naples Fl is very expensive. My sister is rich, she has a private jet, she can afford to live there.

Rude

>she has a private jet
what
how is that possible? Private jet is 0.01% tier

All the cultural features that in the rest of the world are identified with the United States are actually of Mexican origin.

Cowboy culture: The cowboy hat, the rodeos, even the concept of the cowboy is of Mexican origin.

Tex/Mexico food: Basically Mexican food.

Not to talk about all that cities and states with Spanish names that stopped being Mexican after the Anglo illegal settlements: Florida, California, Texas, Montana, Nevada, Arizona, New Mexico...

>West-Virginia
Life is old there.

I was looking at the Miami area the other day on Google Earth and saw all these neighborhoods filled with lakes. It looks kinda surreal, how do they manage to fill everything with lakes and why do they all need lakes?

Montana, nature and normal weather

ok

Nebraska mentioned

go back sudaca

She owns a big business. I think 12 people can go in it.

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Ok no, accept that your country is a shithole with no culture and say sorry for being Amerifat.

What's the good parts of California like?
Tell me about Monterey and Redding

Alaska

fuck off

Well I wondered the same. I suppose they have one hell of a flood control in place with a lot of pumps and canals and such

For me it's the PNW/new England

Have you seen The Florida Project movie? It's nice and shows a slice of life in Florida.

I think you would like the aesthetics of it, too.

California probably, although I've heard the high amount of mentally ill people wandering around is quite shocking.

No but thanks for reminding me. I had it on my radar and then forgot about it untill you just mentioned it.

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Georgia

>The Florida Project movie

Good movie. It shows pretty well what postmodern Amerifat society is: selfish and evil childish adults without culture living in a shithole.

sounds like Spain

>Washington
Fuck off, we're full.
The Frenchfag can come.

why?

He's probably just one of the many dixieboos we seem to have around here for some reason.

New york I guess

Shut up.

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Atención.
A todos los ciudadanos de los EE.UU.
Es tu deber cívico
Reportar a cada y todo inmigrante ilegal
A "U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement"
Que han violado la ley.
Llame a 1866 DHS 2ICE (347 2423) a reportar

Que tenga buen día.

I would pick Montana, Minnesota or Delaware

Washington because I would work as a spy to subvert the american society

You don’t want to live in Jew York

THIS IS MIAMI

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Why? It is the greatest city on earth.

You're talking about Washington DC, our capital, then right?

Washington is already pretty fucking subverted, comrade

If you hate America so much, why did you bother watching an American movie about life in America?

No shit york sucks, the Yankees suck, fuck you


Come to Boston plz

>Delaware
How random. What do you like about it? It's pretty small and doesn't have any big cities or anything, really.

>Come to Boston plz
I want to go there and it would be like in the Departed movie except I wouldn't die hopefully

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I am a film critic for a Spanish cultural website, I am forced to watch a lot of movies from a lot of countries; good, meh and bad films.

And I do not hate the United States, it just makes me sick.

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California, I think that is the only state where I could live

God I wish I was around in Miami during the 80s, dancing with the girls and doing cocaine with the boys maybe getting shot by some FOB Puerto Rican one day

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Portland, OR

Hipster enough

For some reason I thought New Sweden was located somewhere else

Do you live in Boston?

do u like it

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Wish I could live in Maine desu

If it isn't another self-appointed expert on American culture.

Well, the churches you left look nice.

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I've been there. It's pretty nice. Clearwater is a nice place.

Go for it fag. Don't let your dreams be dreams.

the population centers were in Uppland (now Chester, PA) with scattered settlements up the Delaware river to around what would later be Philadelphia and what would be Cumberland, Salem, and Gloucester counties in NJ. There wasn't anything really in Delaware from my memory in terms of settlement
it was all technically illegal squatting on the southern portion of the Dutch colony though

there's a New Sweden in Maine that was a much later 19th century settlement by Swedish farmers, and a few settlements across the Midwest but by and large Swedish immigrants were more urban than Norwegians and left less of a rural mark and mixed more heavily with other groups

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