/brit/

Recommend me a good british mommy pornstar

Tigger Bensons been pretty good

love chebs
HATE bastards

PAKI GAAAAAAAAAAAANG

What city

Hate the dumb "wait 5/10 minutes before replying" meme that normies do

Attached: 1531575616973.jpg (635x633, 42K)

just stop watching porn

>dumb chink-loving commie virgin freak thinks he can compete with my thread
I put my enemies in the ground

Attached: 1527435021962.jpg (355x236, 38K)

how do i make friends at uni

hull

what should I say to this cutie on the left lads?

last thread 404'd before I could check replies

Attached: Screenshot_20180717-184209_Tinder.jpg (1080x2220, 1.09M)

bet the lei feng cunt is absolutely fucking seething

Went to watch this in the cinema. half of the film was about 13 yos fingering themselves. did not expect that sheer noncery

Attached: MV5BZDgzMjAwMzMtN2M0Ni00MDAyLWIwOTMtMTMyMzg5NzcwMTczXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyODgyNDQxNzA@._V1_.jpg (612x907, 76K)

hope he offs himself the pathetic cretin

got a bit of a stiffy watching this

you've lost my support

>China doesn't make good musi-

youtube.com/watch?v=_xotXHjKHqY

well I wasn't going to watch it but I might now

actually he posts both threads from different VPNs to trick you into moving to early news

Attached: 1509071533500.jpg (867x1222, 212K)

out of curiosity what are some of your favourite books?

Attached: 1455310886143.webm (404x720, 877K)

hope so
he got absolutely btfo last night too lmao what a silly cunt

no one cares about early news except j*nny
gook shit can fuck off though

pink floyd great band !!

1984

>keeping reptiles as pets

my virgin freak metre is off the charts!

>quoting peep show because you're underage and just started watching it
cringeeeeeeeeeee

good lad

Attached: 17587088_197796637379017_4877141484383502336_n.jpg (1080x1080, 77K)

love the bit where they have sex

lmao

dios mio...

ugh i was born in the wrong generation!!

love chubby jets me

Attached: Boeing_737_(K20252).jpg (2231x2799, 248K)

1984 was a bunch of anti-communist drivel

Isn't it shite for jobs there

>random yank I met ages ago asked me if I watched love island

oh dear i hope its not spreading

>because you're underage and just started watching it
no and no. a thread on /tv/ reminded me.

freak

Attached: 1519381806885.jpg (889x503, 44K)

Imagine being such a cunt that nobody likes you IRL and online because you spam chinkshit in /brit/ all day

youtube.com/watch?v=e-fA-gBCkj0

just found this hidden gem

communism makes me sick

I am an American, Chicago born – Chicago, that somber city – and go at things as I have taught myself, free-style, and will make the record in my own way: first to knock, first admitted; sometimes an innocent knock, sometimes a not so innocent. But a man's character is his fate, says Heraclitus, and in the end there isn't any way to disguise the nature of the knocks by acoustical work on the door or gloving the knuckles.

errrr i think you're here longer than the chinkspammer mate

BOOMERRR YEAH

BOOMER USA

WOAH

YEAH YEAH YEAH

homealone is an attention seeker that isn't actually suicidal.

yeah same lol

you're utterly devastated m8 everyone hates you

t. chinkshit spammer
fuck off to your thread you sad little man

fuck off cleanshirt

ONLY ON THE RIGHT SIDE

YEAH THAT'S THE BLOOD SIDE

yeah, we used to have a good fishing industry but the eu said we weren't allowed
lot of neets here
lot of students as well
and some really rough areas, probably some of the most deprived council estates in england
it does have a few really nice areas as well though, and i'm fortunate to live in one of them these days

I want to take Emma Watson to bed and make sweet sweet love to her.

Attached: Emma-Watson-Widescreen.jpg (1116x1080, 217K)

wow the beatles were just so before their time, incredible songwriting
>We all live in a yellow submarine
>Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
>We all live in a yellow submarine

bruno mars is my favorite pop star

Don't really have a favorite one, but Jonathan Coe, Donna Tartt, and Thomas Bernhard are some of my favorite authors

turkmenistan has an endlessly burning gas crater

Attached: 1505335020583.jpg (1920x816, 468K)

youtube.com/watch?v=oG6fayQBm9w
best song of the 70s

amazing what an image is capable of doing to rorke

.............mentally ill ..............

WHy ARE THERE SO MANY TALL GOOD LOOKING PEOPLE IN LONDON

STOP MOGGING ME

Attached: 1485678366990.jpg (1600x1600, 96K)

Bought a City shirt (Agueros name on the back)

Want and England one too but don't know which players name to get on the back, only one I can think of is Vardy since he's over 30

aliexpress.com/item/2018-2019-Adlut-soccer-Jerseys-camisetas-shirt-survetement-man-Football-shirt-sfsdfsdklo-Free-shipping/1000006278260.html?spm=2114.search0104.3.11.3b253331jqqoIY&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_5_10152_10151_10065_10344_10130_10068_10324_10342_10547_10325_10343_10340_10548_10341_10696_10192_10190_10084_10083_10618_5723416_10307_10820_10301_10821_10303_10059_100031_10103_10624_10623_10622_10621_10620,searchweb201603_12,ppcSwitch_5&algo_expid=aa209371-f232-44c0-b1c6-0ab8a379e036-1&algo_pvid=aa209371-f232-44c0-b1c6-0ab8a379e036&priceBeautifyAB=0

thanks i'll check them out

wish i fell in

>/brit/ "celebs"
get a grip you sad fuckers

my arsehole after curry night

would kill to dip my bollocks in there

Well, I'd rather see you dead, little girl
Than to be with another man
You better keep your head, little girl
Or you won't know where I am
You better run for your life if you can, little girl
Hide your head in the sand, little girl
Catch you with another man
That's the end'a little girl

Attached: 1500663092296.png (354x286, 28K)

iffy iffy uh

the utter state

Attached: 1522382470933.jpg (264x242, 12K)

bollocks in there

Got one too called me fuckin boiler

Particularly The Rotters Club, The Secret History, and Extinction, respectively

sorry bro haha just get a haircut

reading is for poofs

thank you

dont know what this webm is

Attached: 1515244748977.webm (222x400, 1.62M)

mental how chinkspamming has such a negative effect on rorke

bet the nuclear meltdown he has when he sees an image of lei feng takes a good 30 mins off his life

/brit/ is sick of gooks

Started commuting by train to toil.

What the fuck do I do? I haven't got the attention span to read books

nothing wrong with being a poof

america

@92349673
>commie still seething

>aguero

come on moni at least get a de bruyne or david silva shirt

twitter

nah m8 you're just an annoying little cunt making the same early threads over and over again
rorkes and leftypol alike hate your guts

>if you don't find chinkspamming annoying you're obviously the chinkspammer

ah yes, fool proof theory rorkey boy

Attached: 1420642307637.webm (1920x1080, 2.89M)

i know exactly what elmo_band_street_fire.webm is because i use descriptive filenames

Attached: 1504864753379.webm (640x800, 2.42M)

Attached: gook so smart.png (883x837, 30K)

audiobooks, audible

so the paki and the chinky are fighting in /brit/.
hohoho. this is so funny.

STOP REPLYING TO CHINKSPAMMER YOU FUCKING RETARDS