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The Dead Pierre Society Edition

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knock kncok

Who is it?

go fuck yourself

Does France have a culture?

home from toilbergs wrath

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no

WTF THIS A BLUE BOAR DELET

no we are muttbros

everyone is french - thing?

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wtf are you lot doing?

no

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sue

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>muttbros
We're not mutts.

slags

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music you say?
i only listen to wall noise you idiotic pleb

:) she loves being patted on the head

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I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

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listen to some takehisa kosugi
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good stuff

that chicken in the slow cooker is about ready now
wahey
fucking starving

Support Israel because they are the only ones stopping muslims from conquering the world simple as

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choon

hullo hullo

alright lads true story time
>Be me
>When I was 4 always had an uncle that was always the most playful
>One time when my mum had gone away for work she left him to look after me (4 at the time)
>Explicitly remember him touching my cock and bollocks (not wanking it but fondling it) and told me not to say anything or santa wouldn't give me anything or something
>Flashforward 4 years and now I'm 8
>My mum's parents die and they get into a huge dispute about the inheritance which means he's out of our lives now
>Around the age of 10 I discovered what he did to me actually was and that I had actually been molested
>Tomorrow after 11 years (currently home for uni) my mum is inviting him around so he can come back into our lives again
>I was literally crying (probably out of shame) to my mum not to do it like I was a little girl instead of a 21 year old man but she just told me to grow up

the fuck do I do
I wasn't planning on moving out until at least a year of two working and I've only just left uni
I can't move somewhere else because all my uni friends live in London

I don't ever remember feeling this pathetic before.
>inb4 put a knife in your room
if my mum found out I did that she'd literally have me sectioned
she already thinks I'm a freak for never ever going out and only doing engineering and fuck all else

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Don't save my images with my file names.

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belter

>32:56

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what the fuck

>be america
>be aggressor in the cold war
>the USSR defends itself

>WTF RUSSIA STOP BEING SO AGGRESSIVE

what did they mean by this

cute thread and boys

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now that the dust has settled, was this a nonce anthem or not?

:) i have all of your images! :P


i will replace you

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explain what he did to your mum and then if he still rocks up fucking clock him
nonces must fucking die

>had an uncle that was always the most playful
Knew where this story was headed immediately.

does she know?
you should tell her

I don't want to hate jews but they really don't make it easy

far too scared to have kids
what if they get nonced

cant take the risk

The most likely to nonce them are family members, do you trust your brother?

"Oy Vey Dat's Antisimitic Goy!" Jewish MP DESTROYS Jeremy Corbyn With Grace and Class

pseudosuposter is a breath of fresh air

not one word of this literal ocean of text

could get run over by a train at any moment. all that financial investment, wiped out by network rail in the blink of an eye. shan't be embarking on such a venture

actually i really dont care

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I did tell her when I was 10 and she said "He's out of our lives now anyway".

honestly think she loves him more than me.
my brother has always been a chad and she was a stacy when she was young so they're practically the same person.

I take after my beta dad who she only married for his money.

love the way this comes up whenever the tories are on the ropes

don't know why anyone bothers writing more than a couple of lines in these threads
like what are you a dickens wannabe or something you fucking boring cunts

Can you please stop being anti semitic, thanks

noflags arent real people and thus their actions couldnt be of any less interest or concern to me

What about your dad, where is he in this picture?

f
(Frog)

>>inb4 put a knife in your room
>if my mum found out I did that she'd literally have me sectioned

brits are actually a gynocracy

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fuckin choon

good!
i love sue

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GARLIC BREAD??!?!?!?!?!?!
BREAD???
WI' GARLIC???!?!?!

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Only just found out these are the two girls in the Louis Theroux doc

Never knew that, always saw it posted on /b/ back in the day

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anime

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heart attack killed him
that was about a year after my mum divorced him and took all of his money

WHEN I WAS A YOUT I USED TO BUN CALI WEED IN A RIZLA

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more of an aoba man myself

truthbomb

Chin your mum then chin your uncle

what are you crying for you little fairy

Karma & reincarnation are real

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More of a not shit anime man myself.

tfw no footy on

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nonce: not even once

I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE
AND I BRING YOU

spent all afternoon swatting flies for toilberg in his office

Can anyone in this photo realistically beat you up?

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Quoth the sage of wigan

Hitherto, the apex of human verisimilitude could be said to be the inestimable discovery of the Garden of Eden, the invention of liberty or perhaps the sampling of such luridly appreciated works of art as sculpture, painting or song disseminated for all. But the zenith of humanity is yet on the horizon, only now rising unprompted in conjunction with the unfetterence of this, the most perfect manuscript ever called forth from the dim sinusoidal writhing of the mental serpent so fondly spoken of by Burton and which has issued this excessively penetrative form of the written word for easy consumption and dubious understanding, this Babylon, this inestimable message in a metaphorical bottle, the author’s clear and concise dispatch to the one fortunate soul in the future who will some day unravel the true meaning and as such fully comprehend the sheer rubicund incandescence of this most precious Gem. It is to you, unborn reader, that I, the inimitable Author, dedicate this missive, the last departure from a restless soul, a patchwork figure presiding over the fallow and lifeless wastes of creative endeavour, finally exhausted by this act of plunder, as if to say “Go no further, there is nothing left for you here”. And indeed, any attempt to undertake a creative project from this point forward is doomed to a most insalubrious suffocation by the towering shadow of my White Whale, myself being retroactively reborn as a modern-day Ishmael, chasing the sun in the penning of this superlative document of which humanity knows no equal. So read on past this mild harbinger of words to come and become one of the lucky elite, the philosopher kings of society whose minds have been set free by nought but the sheer and honest truth, risen above even the shoulders of giants through exuberant self-expression and prose.

Poo nigger

I am not opposed to asian women per se, I find many of them very beautiful
but this sue character, simply not a fan
she looks underage

get touched when you're a kid and you'll probably understand la'
I know it's the man thing to do to punch him in the face but it's kind of PTSD-ish.
He doesn't even look physically intimidating - it's just the memory of what he did turns me into a pathetic faggot.

Well there's that lad on the right who appears to be 7ft tall so maybe him.

vendor left me a nice review

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GᴀRMJc BReᴀd???

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Mate fucking murder the cunt
Smash his fucking teeth in

i guess the question is: do you need your mums money or not?

If you do, then what about if you said that she can have him round but only if she gives you early notice so you can make sure you are out of the house and do not have to see him.

If you don't, tell her to fuck off, grab your ID and birth certificate, move out and cut contact

Bearded guy with sunglass near the centre and the fatty next to him. That's pretty much it.

yeah black guy in the front
they have jungle strength in them

won't be reading any posts that are longer than 10 words

Best chang vendor on DNM these days?

Apparently someone showed this to Trump and he cried! Lol!! He is a big baby man!!!

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ktf bro, that awkward wait between now and epl to start

garlic....
bread...?

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nice try GCHQ

A solid 7. Would defo ask her out for a coffee date x

>If you don't, tell her to fuck off, grab your ID and birth certificate, move out and cut contact
that's a dream lad
have quite a few grand stashed away but if I want to live anywhere in London you need to be a quadrillionaire - or at least have a job to acquire a loan from the bank.

longer than 10 words

cia

She's got a couple of pillows I'd like to try heh hehe
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