OH NO NO NO

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Happens to me all the time too.

This I meant to say to my wife "honey, pass the salt". I accidentally said "YOU FUCKING WHORE, YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE"

The worst part of it is that his supportbase will doublethink this out of their minds because BASED GOD EMPEROR MAGA KEK can't do anything wrong

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>goes out of his way to defend his boss
>muh witch hunt
>b-but I just misspoke!
Pathetic.

*this morning

The man is such a fucking meme.

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Mcfucking kill me

With Mussolini faces, too

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What is the retard gene that causes this?

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-and with all the alcoholism, animal abuse, and child molestation of a real circus!

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He's funny.

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Goddamn Americans are entertaining

t. Dutchman on vacation

>i misspoke!
but he didn't
after the meeting, he did an interview and doubled down on his statement
he only walked back because people here were PISSED

I'm just interested at this point to see how everyday republicans will react to this. I can imagine something along the lines of "well, he's not perfect, but he's still a good president" or some other complete avoidance of the topic.

I'm more curious how the MAGAhats will deal with the fact that Trump shat on the American intelligence community yesterday and then praised it today. They were super eager to throw the IC under the bus just a few hours ago, but now the Great Orange is telling them the opposite.

thats an insult to Benito
he actually did something

they deflect and invoke whataboutisms

Is this true? This can not be true

69D chess

They'll just say the intelligence community is the (((deep state))) and Trump is playing along to subvert their plans to start WW3 in a masterful 4D chess move.

well what if obama was really an islamic communist? that's what i thought. BOOM roasted.

I'm seriously surprised Americans aren't on a strike/in full revolt
Not even Conservatives can defend something like this, what happened to the GOP?

It is, unfortunately.

It's fucking Trump. Do you even need to ask?

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I don't care about this

you see yesterday (((american intelligence))) was controlled by deep state globalist shareblue antifa cucks trying to suggest that God-Emperor Trump (baseosity and redpillitude be upon him) colluded with based and white race-saving and redpilled Russia (he didn’t but it would be totally based and redpilled if he did), but overnight God-Emperor Trump (brbuh) conducted a purge and replaced them all with honest, redblooded, white and based Americans who confirmed that Russia (sometimes based but not at the moment) interfered with the election (but didn’t collide with God-Emperor Trump that’s the key point the whole thing is a witch hunt)

>b-based
>4d c-chess you d-dumb libtards
Trumpanzees are so pathetic. Lambs to the slaughter.

This desu. At least we aren't in a fucking war. So he's doing fucking great by that account.

Not bad.

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Based american retard

Really makes you think about 2nd grade English class.

USA is finally respected again MAGA

>At least we aren't in a fucking war.
Isn't your military in Syria at the moment?

4d chess maga

That's not a war. That's just dropping bombs in some shithole that the entire planet agrees on.

The same people who voted and worshipped McCain and Romney are now bashing those 2 for berating Trump.
It's like a cult.

Why? Its just political game what they are playing. For the rest of us its business as usual, nothing changes

>That's not a war
Ebin.

wtf i'm redpilled now

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you're still in a war in Afghanistan. i understand it's hard to keep track of but do try to keep up with the wars you start.

>Il Duece vs el douche

Why are foreners so obsessed with our President? Is that all your news ever talks about?

Why are people concerned with one random cunt doing stupid shit left and right that ultimately directly fucking impact them and their countries? Hard to think why desu.

To Americans, Syrian involvement is about as much a war to us as the emu war to you… except we’re winning a bit more

This guy is a fucking nutcase

Glad to see the BASED and REDPILLED Russia taking over the world!

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Pic related. The Republican love for Putin has nearly tripled in the last two years, all because of Trump.

The largest nuclear stockpile in the world is currently controlled by a guy who is either so demented that he can't tell the difference between "fire the nukes" and "don't fire the nukes", or is a servile Putin asslicker. Both of these are options are profoundly disturbing for pretty much everybody on the planet.

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>Republicans
Okay, stupid but I understand why

>Independents
tfw

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Christ I hope your country gets nuked.

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>The Republican love for Putin
pic related

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'Independents' are just republicans who are too pussy to come out.

Is this real?

>At least we aren't in a fucking war.

2004–present: The U.S. deploys drone strikes to aid in the War in North-West Pakistan
2010–present: al-Qaeda insurgency in Yemen: The U.S. has been launching a series of drone strikes on suspected al-Qaeda, al-Shabaab, and ISIS positions in Yemen.
2011–present: Uganda: U.S. Combat troops sent in as advisers to Uganda.
2014–present: American intervention in Iraq: Hundreds of U.S. troops deployed to protect American assets in Iraq and to advise Iraqi and Kurdish fighters. In August the U.S. Air Force conducted a humanitarian air drop and the U.S. Navy began a series of airstrikes against Islamic State-aligned forces throughout northern Iraq.
2014–present: American-led intervention in Syria: American aircraft bomb Islamic State positions in Syria. Airstrikes on al-Qaeda, al-Nusra Front and Khorasan positions are also being conducted.
2015–present: In early October 2015, the US military deployed 300 troops to Cameroon, with the approval of the Cameroonian government; their primary mission was to provide intelligence support to local forces as well as conducting reconnaissance flights.

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that is fr*ckin epic

We already nuked ourselves desu

>One tweet

Just a reminder to people in this thread calling republicans retarded
Stop before you become a man named bob chipman

Funny how silent drumpfkin are compared to just a few months ago.

ayylmao

He actually served.

>The president of the United States of America

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you make it so easy tho

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Of course he shat on the "american" "Intelligence" community. And no fucking shit Russian Intel communities are more trustworthy. The American intel community hasn't served the American people since FDR, and its been fucking obvious about this fact since they murdered JFK.

His base fucking campaigned on the idea that none can be trusted and all of them should be shot.

I aint deflecting, but then again I aint a fucking cuckboi republican.

The CIA/ATF/DEA/FBI/NSA/ATF should all be fucking exterminated.

someone pls be an hero and assassinate this retard

I admire your work ethic, Vasiliy.

Just because you use an American proxy doesn't mean we can't sniff out your Russian stink, Ivan.

1488d chess

>implying Hillary wouldn't have been much worse
I would have been drafted into WW3 because she's such a war hound. Be grateful that Trump is at least attempting some forms of peace with Russia

Hillary being protentially worse doesn't mean you can't enjoy this ongoing train wreck.

>implying war with Russia is a bad thing
God, when did my countrymen become such cowards that they'd rather bend over backwards to lick the balls of a tyrant than stand up for our national sovereignty?

Oh no, Russia is gonna be my new France so I get to shoot all the Liberals and Cuckservatives and shitskins and kikes. Oh No!

Holy shit Ivan, learn to speak English. That wasn't even close to being a legible sentence.

:)
make the best of my country, and above ALL, please try not to get shot!

i think you need to learn to read

He's so fucking stupid, goddam

I think you need to go to Gulag, you're doing a terrible job

He's better than Shillary, cucks. But he's no Reagan, though. Now THAT was a president.

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>I don't see why it would be Russia
>Based Trump! Russia is our friend, fuck the corrupt deep state! Mueller should go to jail!

>I don't see why it wouldn't be Russia
>See, he wasn't a traitor! All those articles calling him a Russian puppet were FAKE NEWS! God bless America!

When intelligence agencies of a hostile, especially one that is ruled by an authoritarian regime, nation intervenes in your country's elections or any internal process for that matter that should be seen as a declaration of war.
Russia is not a friend or ally to any democratic, developed first world country. Russia is an enemy of the Democratic world and everything it represents.
In my opinion the United States of America must officially declare war on Russia

Okay, this is epic

I still don't buy this whole story about muh Russian hackers. It's a B-Movie tier narrative.
Didn't they reveal the other day that they used social engineering to "hack" into the DNC? It's literally skiddie tier.

Ayyyyyyy

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If you don’t think Trump will start a war to get re-elected, you are not a student of American history