Why do Americans confuse "wouldn't" with "would"?

Why do Americans confuse "wouldn't" with "would"?

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They also confuse Russia with Nato.

We don’t?

Only the retard.

the worst is "i could care less" & "i couldn't care less"

because we're fucking stupid and deserve everything that's going to come our way

>a diamond dozen
>doggy dog world
>there's/theirs/they're

Sometimes these things are flexible and can go either way because native speakers know what you mean anyway.

there is nuance behind this that is lost on pseuds and non native english speakers

"i couldn't care less" is a more polite way of saying "i don't care, leave me alone, fuck off". it is a very aggressive dismissal.
"i could care less" is shorthand for "i guess i care a bit about your plight but not enough to actually do anything about it". it is indicative of apathy.
the two are not interchangeable

>should of

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Dumpster Don is Russian not American

I done this sometimes. Granite those phrases are hardly ever written.

>i could care less

why do Italians fuck their mothers?

Good to know the Trump mindset of trying to bullshit your way out of everything applies to the average American aswell. Trickle down economics doesn't work but it seems trickle down sociology does

i came up with that explanation and posted it here a week ago, you obviously stole it from me

fuck off mohammad
sorry you're too much of an inbred to understand the american language
go get mugged

based

>I could care less
It is possible to care even less.
>I couldn't care less
It is impossible to care at all.

holy fuck never breed

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What are you on about?

>>a diamond dozen
>>doggy dog world
I've never heard or seen this.

david bowie wrote a song about it

>your a faggot

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Should of been more careful