Why don't you just teach English in Asia?

Also why are Gooks the worst looking asians?

Because I don't speak any Asian languages.

fuck off chink. and take your ugly women too

that would be the Chinese

I don't speak Asianese and I'd really miss the few friends that I managed to have.

Vancouver was a mistake

why should I?

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We're taking over Toronto next.

Those factors aside I'd totally do it though. Although I'd rather be an apprentice for the meanest Asian chef so I could straighten up fast.

>tfw can't cook uma delicia yellow man grub

What did she mean by this?

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go blonde or go home

I did it. it was fun for a year, but all the ESL teachers who did it longer than that seemed to go down one of two paths. They either marry a Chinese girl, and try, but fail, to become Chinese themselves; or they become a alcoholic, prostitute fucking, anti-Chinese racist. I was too afraid of commitment to get a Chinese wife, so I thought that I'd leave before I went down the alcoholic racist path.

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Because I don't know English on decent level.

not that i would ever want to be a teacher, but i've heard it's near impossible to become an english teacher for non-native speakers.

you don't have to speak the local language

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and people call whites cucks LMAO

there are too many english teachers in asia already
anglos please stop stealing my asian waifus

I am a skellington though. I guess the art students could study bone structure from me.

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Thank god I'm not an a*Sian man desu

I already do and don't give a fuck about people slaving away in the west calling me a "loser"

how many asian women have you banged?

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Thank God I'm not an as*an male

Currently in a happy relationship with a loving Shengnu but quite a few others before her.

Because I have a proper job

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Shengnu are the best you can get desu
Well played

When women offer to pay for your dinner when you first meet you know she's a keeper. Fooled around with some younger Chinese girls but they all seem like golddiggers which is why they have a thing for middle aged rich Chinese men.

Makes sense. Gotta remember that

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>Shengnu

Jesus christ they're unwanted for a reason

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Shengnu are the best

Because your hobbies include enabling golddiggers until they're 25 and complaining they're too old when women get past 25

you fucking morons in order to teach asians english language you have to know their language as well stop daydreaming about having sex with asian woman it's never ever going to happen because you queers are too fucked in head to even have sex with your local girls

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Imagine actually finding gooks attractive
Those hundreds of plastic surgeries and 2 tons of makeup aren't fooling me

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I know a lot of foreigners here who are around 18, 19 that still date shengnu

I have pretty low standards but the one on the right is pretty solid, all things considered. Couple of unflattering shots in that webm tbhfam

because i can get laid in my country

>you fucking morons in order to teach asians english language you have to know their language as well

You do realise that in China, a significant portion of the "English teachers" don't even speak English nevermind Chinese dialects. Funny enough most of these guys are Russian. Obviously you couldn't get away with that shit in Japan or KR but unless you're teaching at a truly top institution I can't think of any TEFL job where you need fluency.

to teach english in Japan, you dont need to know a single word of japanese.

just a bachelors degree

or if you go to trash jungle asian country, you dont even need a degree

Haha I meet Russian English teacher before. He says he is American and people believe.

Because I can probably make more working in the field I studied in.

>OH GOOD MOLNING user TEACHER-SAN
*obnoxious gook speak intensifies*

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That's my secondary plan in case I can't get my degree.

why do asian women fetishize white men? It's fucking weird. I only had white girls/niggeresses go after me, never asians

I'd rather just die and be depressed

Same reason why white men fetishize asians, latinas, blacks, etc.
It's a racial fetishization thing and the "le grass is greener on the other side" meme
They are also dumb as shit and believe white=rich/successful.

Why are there so many girls compared to guys?

Japan as an abundance of women and need to import gaijin cock

More like all the japanese """""men""""" are too busy jerking off to hentai and watching shitty anime

>Chinese

lol, trash asians

would fug the one on the right that looks like a frog

bequite ur our toilet

I do. And I really enjoy saving $1000 USD a month after taxes and living expenses on an 18 hour work week. I'm using my free time to work on some certs. I've convinced my employer to pay for my IELTS examiner certification. I'm studying for CCNA and CompTIA certifications, too (my school won't pay for those, but they'll let me use their lab equipment.)

It's not a bad gig if you're using it as a stepping-stone to something else.

any language without vowel harmony is garbage

I always wondered why bangs was so popular with asian girls.
They need some way to hide those massive foreheads.

I have no language certificates and I'm not a native. I doubt my chances.
Wouldn't mind teaching in some bumfuck no-name town in China, though.

>implying 4channers look anything remotely like that

>tfw those are basically the only two women you've ever fucked
>tfw now doomed to die alone