/cum/

amazing posts so far, as expected from /cum/

someone make a uk boomer pic

/brit/?

more like /shit/

that would explain the crack usage

>overwatch is for dumb norm-
umm no sweetie

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Based
and redpilled

bro got me a watercolor from anime expo

crack cocaine gets a bad rep

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Overwatch is for normeis and billionaire jackasses

my proposal: solve the incel problem by forcing males to get gf’s or pay a 25% incel tax on all goods

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>heat is almost 3 hours long

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it's funny no matter how you perceive it. either he stole the bike or he's to poor to afford his own

*ingests redpills*
Wow.... so i’am the best poster here, huh......

*vetoes with big DENIED stamp*

Okay okay, 15% is more than reasonable

*eats one more redpill*
Man, cana, americana and mexica are dumb

Is there anywhere in the USA, where they have never registered snow, ice, frost and temperatures in or below the freezing point?

ordering 5guys rn it cost 40 dollars what the fuck

notbased and Blackpilled

How’d you get your flag back

Anyone else forget to filter Costa Rica?

it costs 10-11 unless you did something stupid and ordered for 4 people

my guess is he's on his 3G on his phone. Its what I did when I had no wifi in other countries

I get it whenever I'm not on wifi

But it should still show a US flag, since he’s using american cell towers. that’s what mine did in the US

FUCK SHE THOUGHT I WANTED 3 BURGERS INSTEAD OF 2 IM DEAD

dont think so, when I was in belgium, the service changed, but it still showed italy

bitch niggas

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thought of a meme

eat until you get violently sick like a true american

You're not allowed to lose weight here. Think they check before you fly out.

why would you order 2, theyre not small like mcdonalds burgers

please rate my meme (wip)

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ok this bitch is seriously retarded I had to explain to her 5 times that I wanted 2 bacon cheeseburgers, both with lettuce tomatoes grilled onions whereas 1 with mayo and bbq and 1 with mayo and mustard

I would love to see your meme concept and possibly give some constructive feedback

I don't get it

put cara on the floor as well

miyazaki orders the guy in the wreath to have weebs killed because he is sickened deeply by otaku

>2 five guys burgers
you sure are embracing the life

decent meme I guess

don't they have an app or something yet? it's much easier to order food that way because you eliminate a great deal of chance for human error

>get to have sex with an 11/10 arab milf before I go off to war against mutants
>wake up

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>arabs
>11/10

guess again

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yeah I realized I should have done that now

In sverigetråden we say "För fet för ett fuck" = too fat to give a fuck

retard

nice

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i live in philly

you should drop by and give me the extra burger

now I want 5 guys

speaking of cum

Who here listens to cum town?

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>get off work
>drive to uni
>turns out class got canceled
>drive back to work
ahh
the life

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think i'll get some 5 guys for my dad and myself this weekend

Could go for a cheeky quarter chicken dinner at the chalet desu

what is that beverage

that dude is fucking hilarious

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Im coming to philly later i can buy u a burger then lad

Strawberry milkshake

post pics

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lost the reciept for the shit I bought today and I need to return some of it

yummy

where the fuck did monday go

neat, which parts of the US are you visiting?

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there is no way for me to finish this

u were right i should only have bought 1 burger

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Ave

im going from nyc up to boston then to Niagara falls then down to philly then washington then smoky mountains and other shit them eventually down to Miami and after that to nashville and then all southern states then up go colorado theb las vegas then yosemite then sf then la then probably Arizona

expect alot of tourist questions here in the future hehe

impressive

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thats going in the /cum/ OP folder

how long is this all going to take you?

youtube.com/watch?v=IjeKbFeBv4Q

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how much money this going to cost?

so qt!!

>Drive down I-75
>Every other billboard is for Cracker Barrel, Waffle House, Strip Clubs, Firework warehouses, or something about abortion

pretty based desu

3 months

25k is ny budget

Also just remembered im allergic to peanuts lads

need a smrt wife who makes more than me and controls my finances

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me at the all star game right now

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need a cute wife with a bubbly smile, long gams, and a good thin waste

youtube.com/watch?v=W0Af_PAQ8ig

jesus dude

how long have you been saving up for this trip?

need a qt gf with tits

Pretty sure that's in SEK

>no revolutionary turtleneck-wearing 60s gf

I don't know when you're going but if it's during the baseball season you should really try to get a ticket to a game at fenway park while you're in boston even if you're not a fan. Tickets are really cheap if you already have a hotel and everything planned. (talking around $20-30) and it's a legendary park

heres a pick I took from fenway a few weeks ago

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Need titties on my face rn.

3k usd, not bad

implying he doesn't intend on blowing thousands of dollars on hookers and cocaine in vegas

>writer

she's probably as smart as a sack of potatoes. my future wife also isn't very smart, she's a maid.

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received a retarded (You)

>muh big stupid green wall
>302 and 310 out at the corners
>420 ft corner past the warning track for no reason

>boreball

>basedball