Culture Pals /cp/

Una Vela tribute edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?
Sign up at:
www.interpals.net

Website with pastas and scripts:
Https://culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw
qtcrawler

script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7
javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension for the betas

Q: Do the scripts work?
A: It seems like they do

Old:

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Thanks pika :)

Let's spread positivity

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ayo, wtf

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It was a long time ago tho.
Now there's new favorites
Mine are some discord pals, you, mememolo and king ninki

Gonna get a lot of hate but I think this Thai has a really nice smile
/Apinya_Tatar

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>ask spic how long she has been learning English
>she says 7 years
>then she asks me how long I have been learning English
Wtf is wrong with Mexicans?

She thinks you're not a real brit boi
DUMP

I'm pasty white as fuck, how can she be so retarded?

Give her a break. She's Mexican after all

kek awkward

just answer it with your age

she has the fangy smile japanese people find cute

Huo, kinda specific taste I guess. Good for you though.

Perhaps it's not really the smile itself, it's more that she smiles in all of her pictures, it gives me positive vibes

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girls with positive bubbly personalities are the best

If y'all marry and move to your qts home country will you raise your kids with more influence from your own culture or from your qts culture?

i think moving to a country that's not your country or your qt's is better.
Everyone adjusts.
fair(?) :')
plus the kid gets bonus citizenship.

but it's very impractical.

Both I guess? In terms of persona I'll probably teach it the same Christian values I got taught, in terms of social behaviour you should probably let it adapt to whatever is the norm in the country.

I think this is the best option aswell.
My qt is Russian and I can only speak English and German so I suppose it would be ideal for us to somewhere like Germany.

idk if that's possible though, or it will require so much money.

Tbh as long as we still deal with those Syrian refugees, I wouldn't recommend immigrating to Germany. Every bureaucratic step will be misery for you.

Don't know, guess both will influence, wherever she is from

I disagree because it's too much of a pain in the ass

Really want to fuck my qt again

Qt didn’t message me for a week. Sends me massive messages about what she’s been doing. She asks how I’ve been and I tell her I was in hospital for a few days. Reads the message and ignores it. Why is this happening?

>in the time i've talked to qt(7 months) shes traveled to 5 different countries
wew and she complains to me that she doesn't have a lot of money. probably gotten fugged in each country too

Just fucking ask her.

For pika

>the Korean man only has one true love, and that love is Starcraft
>he can remember all the units of the game from memory, but what he can't remember is his girlfriend's birthday
>in the meantime our Korean beauty sits alone in their apartment, crying melancholic tears
>sad that her "boyfriend" prefers the gaming cafe over her, lonely in a society that cares more for electronics than it does for women, depressed to live in a country where men think discussing the Zerg race counts as "flirting"...
>however her deep sadness was interrupted by something strange...
>the faint sound of a lonely guitar could be heard inside her apartment
>it did not take long for her to find the source
>a dark handsome man was standing in her home, playing the most beautiful song she'd ever heard
>the warmth of Spain, the passion of Italy, the melancholy of Portugal were being put into song right before her
>looking directly into her eyes the man spoke "no llores querida Ji-hye, estoy aquí para mostrarte verdadera pasión..."
>our Korean beauty couldn't contain herself any longer, jumping at the stranger that stood before her, she ripped off his shirt revealing his hairy chest beneath
>and this was just the start of the most passionate night of her life, as the Mediterranean angel of lust showed her immense pleasure
>she did not even know her body was capable of feeling such joy, but afternoon achieving multiple orgasms she passed out from the sheer intensity of this encounter
>she later woke up when her so called "boyfriend" got home
>as he bored her with his latest computer game strategies, she noticed a strange handkerchief in her pocket
>in it were written these words:
>"nunca me olvidaré de ti hermosa Ji-hye
>...
>- Fernando Martinez"

other qt is ghosting me again

Benis bump

Some Mexicans on TV thought Spaniards spoke Englis or French. I guess she thinks only Americans speak English. If I were you I wouldn't message sudacas, they're dumb as fuck and ugly as hell, 2bh.

Wew lad

Just had scrambled eggs and sausage for breakfast

Just got on the bus

Just read your post

nice

women are insane lads

wish I was a bender 2bh

Preach

OP where is India?

Oh look it's crazy Portguese guy that talks to himself all

tfw getting tired of my qt's looks and losing interest in her, meanwhile she's starting to get desperate

what have I done ;_;

same

>meanwhile she's starting to get desperate
how?

i'm usually the one initiating conversation, got bored of her and now she keeps messaging me non-stop + sending lewd pictures of herself (which she never did)

Both. I want my children to speak 3 languages at home and eat every culture's food.

Hello it is Australian user from a few days ago, here to say that all is perfect with my qt here in Russia !

Nice

>messaging me non-stop + sending lewd pictures of herself (which she never did)
what do you say when she does that?

has her dad made you stay in another room and only let you eat dinner with them through a skype-call yet?

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Nah her mother is paying for us to live together in our own apartment

damn, thats cool

>Mexicans
>South america

And we are the dumbs...

why won't any Norwegian people respond to my messages

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Message norwegians with fresh profile. Someone will reply

Cause they probably get drowned in attention already. Plus whatever money you have is nothing to them

Just got back from Krakow. Why did nobody tell me that Polish girls had such big tits? The majority of the girls there had such big tits compared to here
>tfw no big titty Polish gf

Did these threads die?

Why...

No.

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>forgetting the gook in america

>make account yesterday night
>flattering pic of me (not even that good, just looking decent)
>go to sleep
>wake up swimming in azn girl thirst

thought this was a meme fellas

I liked the bus pasta better desu

anyone get chinese or taiwanese gf yet?

You can have arslan, she’s ugly and desperate

>wanting the worst east asian girl as a gf
>not having a jap gf

And insane

delusional weeb

Why do I keep getting viewed by girls that have restricted privacy so I can't message them?

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I'm not a weeb. It's just proven that japs are better than chinks but both are horrible since they're both asians

what's wrong with her?

how is it that there people find youre profile even when it is set in hiden mode?

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Trying to set up scripts and keep getting error

>Traceback (most recent call last):
File "C:\Users\(You)\Documents\interpals.py", line 6, in
import requests
File "C:\Python27\requests\__init__.py", line 43, in
import urllib3
ImportError: No module named urllib3
>>>

when trying to run it.

What do, I'm a complete retard with computers.

pip install urllib3

Cheers lad.
I should probably learn some basic coding at some point.

Definitely suggest giving it a try - it's a pretty useful skill to have.

>when a qt hits you with that one word reply and you're too stubborn to change the subject and just delete her chat

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If you talked to her, you'd know

>tfw no one came to kill me today nor did i receive word that my parents were fucked to death

bunch of posers the lot of ya

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it's safer and easier to ask you instead fren!!

Can't remember when this is from, but I think around March

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l-lewd

They're so full of shit

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She's always lewd but she'll make your IQ drop by 10 points and your head will explode after a while

did she send you nudes?

wtf do I do?

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lol
japs are super autistic
chinos are a bit less autistic

Propose a pact

I don't want to die with a fucking arab girl in France lmao

>arab girl in France
Report her to the authorities

how do qts even find out about interpals? i've never seen it mentioned outside of Jow Forums.

Oh shit, she's from Syria. That is an actual possibility kek