How old are you guys ?

birthday is in October so he was right
mum got her cunt filled in '89

>hmmmmm one guy's trivial semen got into one innocent little girl's pure vagina ;)

when was your mother's age when she got you ?

18

what was her age ?

she was 28 when she had me

1989 Las Vegas Suburb. in the car

your fa : suck my dick bitch !!
your ma yes daddy ..*sucking dick* *nausea*
your fa : take off your pants fucking slut !
*she took off her pants an half *
your fa : ha... what a whore !! *he take off her panti. He lays his seat back and start to lick her vagina *

your mom : ang ~~ daddy ~ ~ang ang ~~
your fa *spanking her butt *
yout mom : ang ~~ ang ~
*ur fa dropped her on the back seat and opened her legs *
your fa : whoaaa!!! *started fucking
she went to moon for a while and his cum go into her vagina.

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dumb frogposter
fuck off

fuck is wrong with you
also, why Las Vegas?

some dacha in siberia 1999

shasha : igor !! no don't inside !!! plz no !!....!!

igor : uuugggggggghhhh uuggghhh !!!!!!.......

shasha : no ..... no no no..!!. we only promised to only have kissing ....

igor : ugghhhh,...... huuu...... huuu...

shasha : hey !!! you fuckin asshole !!

igor : i smoke ~ you want it too ?

shasha : no you idiot if i'm prenant !!

igor : it's not a problem, i was also fine with olga ;)

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because it's romantic

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1988 stockholm one of those houses
TV was turning on , showing seoul Olympic

your father : hel !! VETE !!! uggghhh!!
your mom : oh yas yas !!!!

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i dont remember

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Poor Shasha.

You forgot the part where they both drink aftershave and inject krokodil. Other than that, your story 100% reflects how russian subhumans usually procreate.
Russians are lower animals. Even stray dogs have more pride and honour in them than russian imbeciles do.

1990

somewhere in barcelona 1992

your father is walking somewhere in the street
one spanish girl talked to him

your mom : hey hey ~ dejaste esto !
your fa : oh thanks
ur ma : vas al estadio?
your fa : no i can't speak spanish
ur ma : are you going to stadium ?
ur fa : nah ~ i'm here just for taking pictures
ur ma : can i see your photo ?
ur fa : yeah of course ~
ur ma : you want to go to my place ?
ur fa : what ?
ur ma : my place

that night

your father : i can't find it.
ur mom : it's okay *she put his dick in her inside.
your fa : oh oh ugh...~~
ur mom : si si si ~~
your father lost his virginity that night at one of those building

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yeah i already know it kek ~

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>your father lost his virginity that night at one of those building
>have 2 older sisters
Guess they're not really my sisters at all!

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I'm gen z and I can confirm that I'm REDPILLED.
youtube.com/watch?v=HK-a4NrQG0I&index=4&list=PLU0-mGUCwaMc-rRTe8L0pTMn582rZa_Mp&t=1s

everybody so young :(

I'm 34.
But 34 y/o is still young in Japan(aging society).
soo horrible...

lol so fucked up

Cheer up sensei

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Older than you muhamed

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Im definitely 18 I just turned 18 Im really actually 18

mods

I turn 23 very soon.

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I was born in November 1990
tell me my birth story

What does it matter? It's all gone and dead, there is no more fun to be had. Jow Forums is 15 years old this year and it's guaranteed many of it's users are younger than it.

19. Feel 40 years old. No, not in terms of wisdom. In terms of every inch of my body aching and turning rusty, balding, and my libido being next to none.

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well, I'm positive you came out of your mother's sideways vagina, ya fuckin gook

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Based and redpilled

one house in oslo,young guys having a party
outside of the door in the living room.
" five ! four !! three ! two ! own !! happy new year !!! '"
"happy new Millennium !! "

in side of the door , in the room

your parants : ang ~~ baby ~~ ang yas yas !! *spanking* *licking* *inserting*

one of their friends : *opened the door * hey would you lik..... oh... sorry~ keep going ~

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Cringe and no jam

who the fuck is this gook

11/10 stories, deserves an award

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some comfort women in wiryseong, hankoku 1919

yamashita : he he he he you our slave now zanichi now give me pussy

chun hye : nooooo qing empire was supposed to save us !!!

yamashita : lol too bad now take this...!!!!

chun hye : fuck u!!!!! u will pay for this....!!!

yamashita : hahaha SEETHING

chun hye : in the future WE WILL DESTROY YOU stupid jap

yamashita : my 3 inch pee pee is cumming, HYAA~~

chun hye : wtf it didn't even felt i was raped, dick too small

This is OP's story

born in 89

no i was born in 1995 plz make my story guys

this fucking thread

Zaire, Kinshasa 1995

mufasa : u ready to be a single mom huh??????

OP's mom : yes i am ready to be a single mom

mufasa : we wuz KINGZ AND SHITT bae now u get my semen

OP's mom : OOOOOOHHHH!!!! my hips are moving on its own

mufasa : y'all better call the un coz ur literally starving for MUH DICK

OP's mom : yes yes i want ur sperm to take refugee in my womb

mufasa : OOGAA BOOGAAAAA HAKUNA MATATAAAAAAAAAAA

OP's mom : give it to me baby !!!! I AM OVULATING

then OP's mom flew to korea and finally was conceived in seul.

21frankly.

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Already 18. I had birthday last week.

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your fa : hey how much ? * he is in the car *

your ma : how macha ? a don't fuck below 50dollars

yourfa : hey come on ~ you looks prerry as chink girl ~ i will give 55, you have to lick my anus.

your ma : no !!!!!!!! no no nono !! it's 60 than !

your fa : ha..... fuckin bitch alrigh !!~ sit here

your ma : why this car is so shitty ?

your fa : it's fine car in churchil you dumb chink !

arrived at forest

your fa *taking off his jean* hey !! bitch suck my dick !

your mom : *ommmomm~~ *

yourfa : oh yeah yes !! yeah... that's what i am saying !!! bitch !

your ma : aright ! give me 60 !

your fa : what ?? what the fuck you told me you are gonna lick my anus ?!?!

your ma : no ! i sucked your fucking small dick so it's done you white trash !!!

your fa : wtf bitch come here !!!

your ma : what ? !!!! don't touch me !!! how dare dont touch !!!!

your fa *took off her skirt and panti * and he started to finger her vagina

your ma : stop.!!! st... s... ang ~~...ang... yeah..

your fa : fucking whore . *spanking her ass *

your ma *turn her but *

your fa : i always love doggy style yeah !!!

your ma : ang~~ang ~~~ yeah shuma shuma ~ ching chogn chogn chong chogn ching ~~ (whatever chinese )

*he cumed and you were created at this moment

your fa : whoaaaaa mother fucking you are super whore bitch i enjoyed it!! fuck whore
let's get merriage !

your ma : what ? really ? when citizenship come to me than ?

your fa : don't know you have fucking nice hole and i have small dick we can make superman ! it's not gonna hard to live in here

your ma : but you are fucking woodcutter !! how can you make money more than me !

your fa : do you know da wae ? i donno da wae i will find the wae !

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Best thread on this website by far

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Are you royalty?

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No the fuck. Why would I be royalty?

how the fuck are you here

1994' master race reporting in. Birthday is in September. Feel fucking old.

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24 and still here

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What the fuck are you people on about? Do you think only royalty has access to internet. . .?

But you're cunt is a dangerous place where people have almost no freedom

are you 21 y,o guy on the top ?

same, but in October

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no

>But you're cunt is a dangerous place where people have almost no freedom

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What is the Internet culture of Saudi Arabia like, do you have exotic memes ?

>implying this is false
KSA is one of the most restrictive places in the world though

>What is the Internet culture of Saudi Arabia like
Trash.

>do you have exotic memes ?
I don't involve myself in it because it's dogshit. desu.

Not as restrictive nowadays. On top of that, there are no restrictions to regulate behavior online.

Also, ksa might be a bit restrictive but it's as safe as finland.

>safe
safe as in there are no robberies and you won't get murdered by civilians? yeah I agree. but in terms of having your freedom of speech protected and other human rights not being violated, that's debatable
also people are a bit surprised because KSA flags used to be rare just a few years ago (maybe after 2014) on Jow Forums but you see a lot more of them on here now. even on /sp/. maybe it's literally just you lol

*backgound sound of your city *
allah hu akbar aaaaaa~~llla hu aaakk bar ~~~

your mother : ahim here is too dangerous let's go to the mountain.

your fa : hmm i know an place to fuck.

your ma : i belive you.. .

*they went to forest *

your ma : slowly plz ahim... but is this right to do for god ? ..i'm so scared...

your fa : i don't know but i love you. i want to do it now .

your ma : okay .. *taking off her hijab*

your fa : no no yasmin i would like to see you are wearing hijab when i fuck u . it's last thing to do for god.

your ma : okay alla hu akbar ...do you have condom ?

your fa : i couldn't get it ... here is saudi arabia yasmin. i will just pull my dick out fast.. belive me

your ma : ok...

*few min later *

your ma : ang ang ~~~ i love it so much ahim ~~ fuck me hard ~~ omg ~~

your fa : uuuughghghghggg.....om omg !!!! i just cummed !!!

your ma : ...... we are fucked up we are fucked up !! how to do ?

*8months later*

your grandfa : my lovely daughter you eat a lot and get fat in these days are you getting stress ?

your ma : no no i'm fine dad ..

your grandfa : i actually been doubted you for a while let me see !!! i will see your belly !!! *he pull over her burqua*

*belly ~~~ *

your grandfa : how dare !!!!who is this bastard !!!!

your ma : no no dad plz.. i can't tell !!

grand fa : than i will kill u for our family's honor !!!!

mom : his name is ahim ....

*stadium with many people *

aaaaaallllaahu akbarr ~~~~allla huuu~~ak baaaaRRr ~~~~RRR

your fa :......

your fa : ..... i love you yasmin !!

head cutter : alla hu akbar !!!
your mon : noooo!!!!! no way !!

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>maybe it's literally just you lol
No. I personally know 7 posters who post under a saudi flag but one of them is an american expat.

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/mena/?

No. I met 3 through Jow Forums, the rest were either on Jow Forums or other boards.

/mena/ barely has any saudis.

>/mena/ barely has any saudis
true. also /mena/ is a fucking shithole
has mummy gotten a driving license now

Turned 18 yesterday

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* club in berlin*

muhamad : hey ~ i'm from litally

hannah : what ? what did you say ?

muhamad : let's fuck

hannah : bitte ~

*house*

hannah : ohhhh ohhh bitte bitte shon shon ~~

muhamad : uuuggghhhhh ,~~~

hannah : what ? did you cum inside ?

muhamad : yes why not ? we muslim don't use condom, we make child (awkward german )

hannah : wtf !!! you told me you are italian !!
i knew it ! your dick was too dark and larger than italian.

muhamad : whatever~ you also enjoyed my big dick what's the problem ? it was all my jihad plan in german tho

hannah : fuck you you fucking idiot allah fuck ! fuck off from my house !!

muhamad : thank you ~ happy to be single mom allah won today !

hannah : i will take a pill fucking muslim fucker ! it won't be what you want !

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fucking based, south korean guy!

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Old enough

1995 April