Mum opened my wardrobe and saw my piss bottles. I tried to tell it was just the where I store the lemonate/orange drinks but she asked why I peeled the labels off. I wonder if she believed me.
Mum opened my wardrobe and saw my piss bottles...
Jordan Myers
Blake Gray
how do you get to a point in your life where you are to lazy to go to the toilet to piss?
Easton Gomez
I have a reason but I don't wish to elaborate.
Leo Price
mother know everything :D
Samuel Foster
I feel bad for your mother. God, Australia is awful.
Jaxson Mitchell
what are your plans for the future, pissanon?
Connor Butler
To bring respect back to a certain profession.
Jeremiah Morris
Are you the same user who shits in the shower?
Parker Gutierrez
Jose James
what profession?
Owen Russell
>haha, it's so small
Caleb Lewis
Tick tock...
Luis Butler
you are doing gods work
Jack Price
I used to do it. Answer? Serious, diagnosable depression.
Zachary Harris
You.. don't empty them?
Brandon Garcia
I've been meaning to. These piss bottles are from last night's batch.
Michael Morris
I've already contacted all the other nursing students at Deakin, warning them about a certain Lachlan who is a predatory person
Adrian Roberts
It's great free fertilizer if diluted 1:10 desu
Camden Fisher
Bentley Gutierrez
lol
Julian Ross
Been playing Farming Simulator again Hans?
Dylan Jones
why do germans do this
Elijah Murphy
expects this must be from australian
yes it is
Juan Ward
>be korean
>run at a fan
>die
Ayden Butler
ahhh yes australian """"""""'threads"""""""""
Jason Robinson
Used to think I was hiding my drinking well until the mother told me my room smelled of booze and I found out you tend to smell of booze the morning after haha
Samuel Rodriguez
>a meme from two decades ago
Jeremiah Taylor
She must've smelled it countless of times before she said that.
Charles Young
Why do you not just piss in the toilet? Sort your life out mate
Jaxon Bell
You actually smell of booze REALLY easily if you've been drinking a lot. Especially whisky and vodka. At least I can smell it a mile away.
T. Alcoholic
Alexander Smith
What about if you use Listerine after drinking?
Joseph Ross
You still sweat it out
I'm always paranoid after a heavy not of drinking because you can't smell yourself and idk how long it takes to wear off
Joseph Wilson
I can smell you from here you fucking alchie
Ryder James
You're just jelly I can afford it