WTF ITALY??

>sweden hires italians to help with forest fire
>they arrive late in shitty planes and let it all burn down.

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Did one of you cook spaghetti in a way that wasn't 100% the way one of the firemen's grandmother cooked it? That might explain it

yeah keep blaming others for your own incompetence

>shitty planes
Stopped reading there, it shows you have no clue what you are talking about

You can't count on Shitalians.
We ordered some NH90 Helicopters from them and it was a total disaster. They were delayed by about a decade, and when they arrive they are of terrible build quality. Southron "quality".

What I don't get is why we rely on flying in italian pilots in italian planes rather than just purchasing a couple of the planes

They're old and busted propeller planes for God's sake

truly worst ally

t. Fire Service Italia Spokesperson.

It's futile defending Italian incompetency. However they do put a nice charm to it.

>shitty planes
those are canadian planes

Yeah, I think in Sweden too but it's working fine for us now.

>western union places
those are places for immigrants

or maybe you're just retarded

because you need experience to use canadairs

Burn in Hell Sweden

>therefor we must never train swedish pilot for the same task
>nevermind that sweden has more forest than two italys put together

who set those forest on fire?

I blame raindeer farmers

Wow Italy, very rude.

Lightning strikes are enough to start forest fires right now.

We are doomed

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Yeah but how many fires compared to a Mediterranean climate?

nice meme

>>sweden hires italians to help with forest fire
i see your mistake

Your country is a meme.

You can always ask the Russians. They love fireplane diplomacy.

What do these pilots do for the five consecutive years when there are no noticable forest fires? The reason is simply that it is cheaper for the Swedish taxpayer to rent the competence than to buy and maintain it. If this becomes a trend we will obviously create a domestic competence.

I hope they get paid a lot, fuck... going so far when fires start in shitaly everyday

t. Irrelevant

you aren't getting a single cent you incompetent retards.

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They fly other planes probably.

norway is 1000000000000000000000000x times more relevant than shitaly.
they even made the pizza what it should be, small and microwavable.
grandiosa > shitalian """"pizza"""

ahahah
incompetent fucks vent their frustation at the only people that come to help them

another case of the nordautistic impotent rage

Fapping to this pic right now. Hope they pour some oil on it to finish the job lmao

>high tree density
>old dead trees everywhere

you need to learn how to manage your forests, Sven, planes can't do miracles

Burn sweden

i hope your entire country burns to the ground

n*rdoid pilots are too beta to flu into fires

fly*

Shut up, burger.
You will drop 500g of Butter and a clove of garlic into anything and call it "best spaghetti carbonara in the world".
The problem is not your shitty cooking, the problem is that you are trying to label it as the original.

ciao bambino no hurry, *toot* his scooter*
me fiesta now, fire can wait

also KEK at the scandifags because its 30c there and their country stop functioning

75 fires spread all over the country, a few in Norway as well

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let sweden burn, scandinavia is a tumor

>none in finland

Swedes are a bunch of bullies always pushing innocent Southern Europeans around
case and point
aftonbladet.se/minekonomi/a/EoggpK/talamodet-tryter-med-portugals-skattepolitik

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Good, I hope your country burn to ground along with all Fennoscandia

why do fires start everyday in italy? do you drop you spagetti in the forest and it end up exploding?

Wh*toid countries are used to neverending rain and cold, they are not prepared for global warming.

Its hot and dry all the time, why do you think.

norrbaggabrand!
norrbaggabrand!
bränn allt land, från skog till strand!

b-but Varg said that another Ice Age is coming.. FUCKING SOUTHRONS REEEEEEEE

I know this is a bant thread but I just want to say I am truly thankful for any help we recieve.

Almost had me with that one.

Leave finland alone FAGGOT

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he's actually right now. Forests in high risk areas need to be scaped and the old trees to be removed.

Your fault for killing all the based aurochs who were like natural gardeners, eating and trimming down vegetation. Now everything is like a jungle and the fire can spread easily everywhere. Revenge of the auroch.

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this is the short heating period before the ice age

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based rikkionen

youtube.com/watch?v=jorXe2kwKqc

The virgin "i think you are shit"
The Chad "i dont even think about you"

come sono felice che sto coglione è morto

Why the fuck you asked help with forrestfire from italy.

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>Please don't be a taxhaven fellow social democrats. You can tax our citizens as long as someone does it.

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>How dare they.

Good all acording to plan. Gj Italy its up to MED BVLLS to protect Europe again

Jusd as blanned :D:DD

>Carbon monoxide concentration

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they are there to sowing the salt after the fires, wh*Toid

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Is grandiosa norvegian?

Yes en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orkla_Group

Meant that
>you need to learn how to manage your forests
almost rustled my jimmies.

Of course we know how to manage our forests. The problem is Northern Sweden has ~5 inhabitants/km2 and in my region its even less with 3. There is simply no way we can trim things down in the short term and proactively trimming down forest volume because there might be a fire every 10 years is not economically sustainable.

is this why ive been so out of breath the past two days?
or am i just a fat cunt?

better a taxhaven than a tax hell

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How bout fire trails?

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>the pizza what it should be, small and microwavable
This is your brain on Protestantism.

vad gör piloter som normalt flyger de fåtal hercules eller gulfstream som vi har?

svar: de flyger annat

sen skulle en stor del av deras arbete gissningsvis vara att lära upp yngre piloter

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Fires are gonna get more common as time goes on though. We built artificial lakes in dry areas for the airplanes to collect water from, for example.

Those trees have just been removed to not be near the power lines, not for fire reasons.

That is probably the most important long term solution we should implement but it is going to be costly as hell for the taxpayer since landowners will refuse to create them for free on their own land meaning the state will have to buy the land or pay to keep the trails clear.

Aurochs maximum range is 500km south of the fires we need Italians for. Checkmate aurochs murdering southrons.

don't worry, fires will trim your forests just fine

It serves both purposes. When I lived ruraly i used to hike along fire trails a lot. Dunno if they still keep them clear though, it was a long time ago and it seems to be expensive, they used to airlift bulldozers into the mountain.

based MED BVLLS
swede boys just need to handle the banter

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Its the finns

based mongol bros

Rätt svar är att de kostar en massa pengar och att det bedöms som ekonomiskt försvarbart att investera pengar i deras kompetens eftersom vi inte kan hyra in legosoldater vid händelse av krig.

Är du oförmögen att förstå att den kompetensen antingen är undermålig eller något som konstant måste övas? Att impulsivt sitta och avgöra vad vi ska investera skattepengar i, utan någon som helst ekonomisk insikt är farligt för ekonomin och vårt välstånd.

För att vara extremt tydlig så är jag självklart inte dogmatisk motståndare till svenska brandpiloter/plan men att låtsas som att det är en självklarhet utan några belägg att det är det bästa alternativet är barnsligt och oansvarigt.

Who is that pseudo Kristen Stewart?

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>can't handle their own forest fires
but why?

>sweden ask for help
>italy sending 2 planes
>started working the same day they arrived
>stupid swede complains on Jow Forums
>people believe what he said

>not knowing Miriam Leone
she's a Sicilian goddess

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This

>italians
>working

honestly glad this happened
sweden and its people deserve to burn