sadiq khan edition
/brit/
Nicholas Martinez
Ryan Lopez
...
Lincoln Baker
And you'll still be poorer than a brickie
Andrew Carter
lol no
Jack Collins
so fucking horny
NEED to see the gf
Jason Peterson
24/7 lofi hip hop radio - smooth beats to study/sleep/relax
Juan Brown
hello diego. great gimmick you've got going
Luis Martinez
anime
Jonathan Rodriguez
what if diego is the gimmick
Michael Hughes
That's just what the main character calls it
still pretty cringey though
Gavin Williams
keep hearing monkey noises at night and its doing me head in
reckon one of me neighbours is keeping it in a garden. shall be calling the police once I find out who
Charles Morris
don't think you realise how much builders make
David Hill
might be a monkey?
Jaxson Baker
jokingly said the N-word in an email to a mate at toil and he reported me to HR. got my disciplinary tomorrow lol
Daniel Nelson
*brings up periscope"
TAKE COVER EVERYONE HOMEALONE/DIEGO HAS BEEN SIGHTED
*retracts periscope"
Wyatt Wood
that's what I'm getting at. another false character just like 190cm
Jack Watson
bit racist, can't call them that these days.
Julian Smith
no you didn't
Carson Taylor
whatever you say diego
Austin Reed
2 weeks tomorrow
Connor Hill
cant even say nigger without being called racist these days
world gone mad
Juan Stewart
tell em you identify as a real mf nigga
Zachary Baker
the diego gimmick has been exposed and retired
lets see what he comes up with next
Levi Harris
Austin Edwards
i bet it's a fox
they make right weird noises
"vixen's scream" @0:40
youtube.com
Xavier Bennett
so homealone is known as diego now or summat?
Zachary Gonzalez
Chase Ortiz
No. You did not
Logan Myers
his name is/was spencer iirc.
Wyatt Reyes
he looks Lyoto Machida
Owen Perry
>keep hearing monkey noises at night and its doing me head in
stupid cunt
Anthony Howard
no not like that
its genuine actual monkey noises
Ayden Rivera
and yet here you are. you like the banter here.
Easton Smith
got so much chicken
need to stop buying chicken
Logan Cox
Oi.
Ayden Morgan
hey guys i'm a cool 18 year old chad at uni who keeps fucking girls all the time and is 6'3 and like brad pitt but better looking
Kevin Baker
Its political correctness gone mad
Caleb Torres
so what's this new fangled diego gimmique about then
John Murphy
youtube.com
been playing this on full blast for the last few nights
my runt neighbour is going MAD
Robert Gray
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Camden Thompson
let my pet monkey out the back every night to get a bit of exercise
Zachary Jackson
dont ask me lad i'm just following what this guy said earlier in the thread
Austin Turner
unitoil again today
Noah Bennett
let my pet Irishman out the back every night to get a bit of exercise
Jaxson Sullivan
>youtube.com
the song of choice
Hudson Lopez
homealone says he looks like Diego Reveira
Luis Evans
does anyone know of anywhere these are still sold
they were in asda and morrisons for a few months then they just disappeared
Jonathan Cooper
>podcast app is taking up all the space on my iphone
>can't delete the app
>delete all the podcast subscriptions
>app still takes up the same memory
>try to reset the device and clear all memory
>need the "restriction" password
>connect it to my pc to put it in recovery mode
>need itunes
>try to install itunes
>error, can't install
IT JUST WORKS
Dylan Butler
Why haven't you moved to a better part of Europe lads?
Liam Long
Your girlfriend is on ITV right now
tvcatchup.com
Ryan Peterson
youtube.com
the song of choice
Julian Flores
>̹t̪̕fw̮̯̘͔̣̱ ̹̜̰̭̤͙͝ṇ͕̥̠̩͉͇o̩ ̙̣̯̰̤ș͙͚̻̳̝̞k̜̜̣͍͚̯̘i̺̦̝̩̘̝ͅs̙̯͍͙ ̢̪͚̖͔̥̺̯ṱ̥̳̼̗͕͘o͇̺ ͟r̠̻̱̱͠i̯̭̙͔̗͓͚d̨e̛̙͇ ̻̱͕͕̙͝c̺̪̣͙͈̞̫h̰̻̳̩̼̟ę̖̣͕̳̳̗e̳͇̩̦̝̯͢s̘e͎̩̟͉ ̜͕͚̀m̼̥̗͖̯̀ͅͅo̡̯̻̬u̴̹ͅņ͙̯̘̹͖̺t͍̯̭͢a̮͔̫̼̻ͅi̳̖̯̜ńs͙͠
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F͚̗̱͇̕ęe͖̼͈̠l͉̹̣͇̝͇͟ș͖̱̰̞̟͚ ̫̳̬ͅb̳̠͖͈̫̯͟a̯̱͇̫̼̮̕d̵̞̣̹.̰
Isaiah Howard
just buy normal wraps and cut them you mong
Jose Morales
found something hiding in my /brit/ folder lads
Jonathan Gonzalez
Juan Morris
Has he ever post a picture of himself?
Eli Davis
Is there an 'L O Neeker' here? Hey I got a call for L O NEEKER
L O NEEKER
HEY CAN I GET A NEEKER
Michael Cox
@621
cringe
Connor Green
waitrose or co-op probably
Robert Gutierrez
how did you find this picture of me?
Noah Green
Charles Jackson
used to fuck the gf 2-3 times every night I saw her
last few weeks, I''ve been getting horny just like before but a few minutes after I start fucking her my dick goes limp
fucking pissing me off and I don't know why it's happening
Adam Walker
toil in 30 minutes. goybergstein said if i'm late by one minute or clog the company toilet again i'm finished.
Christopher Williams
imagine being such a runt that of all the people to impersonate you choose homealoneeveryfridaynight
Jason Butler
v sad lads
Austin Martin
solving advanced logarithmic equations today lads
Adrian Butler
>Two thirds of late teens are virgins
>1 in 4 have never drunk alcohol
Thoughts on these developments?
Adam Williams
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Leo Rodriguez
stop watching porn
mebbe get some viagra off the internet
Kevin Flores
Don't think so
Adam Miller
hey why don't you:
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL
Brayden Lee
when it says teens it means males
Caleb Green
good lad. never forgot your log laws, they are very useful in calculus.
Michael Miller
first drunk when I was 17 lol
Cameron Sanchez
only thing more pathetic than homealone is choosing to impersonate homealone
Josiah Long
muslims on the rise is all it is
they won't do alcohol but they weed up every other day
Caleb Taylor
hat
Xavier Ross
never had a drink tell I was of age, cause my parents raised me right.
Noah Bell
in 4 have never drunk alcohol
Jayden Moore
this but 18
kinda this as well wonder how many have never done weed also bet they picked some religious schools or some shit like that
Samuel Turner
*looks at the image*
virgin freak
Christopher Nelson
>remember when Jow Forums offered ads for $20 a pop
>think of putting up a novelty ad
>email the Jow Forums ad guy
>
Lucas Gutierrez
Croatians still celebrating
Nathaniel Taylor
>hat
Joshua Hughes
youtube.com
le quirky female
Jeremiah Price
my balls smell absolutely amazingf
Leo Martinez
VOLCEL GANG GANG
Elijah Watson
>hat
heckoff american twats?
Joseph Rogers
does anyone remember the tfw no art hoe gf meme
Asher Nelson
mine did too for the longest time. really sticky and a heavy musk of old cum and piss. was dire, but kind of arousing at the same time. had a final wank with the aroma permeating the air before having to wash.
Ayden Nelson
Vile worm of a woman
Isaac James
no but my brain looks like wsiss cheese
Michael Hill
that was me
William Jenkins
I have a huge gash on my side, no idea how I got it.
I am a fucking disaster
Andrew Howard
would honestly rape dodie so fucking hard
she has those huge eyes that would look great for crying
want to make her hate me whilst I fuck her
that would be the dream
Nathaniel Davis
who cares lol twenty years that reddit of a country will still brag about nearly winning
Juan Morris
>wsiss cheese
Dominic Murphy
lads the gf is a bit fat but i don't mind it a bit
i'm constantly dieting because my medication makes me gain weight and as a result i'm extremely fit
she feels inadequate
how do i make her feel alri with being chubby? she's really cute and soft and warm and i love her the way she is
Anthony Ross
Matthew Long
>Vile worm of a woman