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Washing all my white jeans, used a whole bottle of stain remover lol

any early morrissey man in

are 'genie is losing weight and her mighty chebs with it

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white jeans are sooo 2009

oops that reminds me
gotta take the washing out of the washer

anime

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any early gary numan man in
youtube.com/watch?v=GVW8_lvs_vs

doubt that 'genie could fit in a lamp haha

why don't all the nigs use these then

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Oi.

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poo willy
willy and poos
willy and poos

lads, some time between 5 and 5:15 can you remind me to buy milk before I go home?
cheers

Oi.

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buy some milk before you go home

make an alert on your phone

She's the 'genie bottle for my genie.

set a reminder on your phone you fuckin gimp

>shotgun shell
Surely someone that could get access to one of those could just get a gun too?

As this well-written article suggests, my words were spoken in anger after Mr. Unsworth said several untruths & suggested I engage in a sexual act with the mini-sub, which had been built as an act of kindness & according to specifications from the dive team leader.

Nonetheless, his actions against me do not justify my actions against him, and for that I apologize to Mr. Unsworth and to the companies I represent as leader. The fault is mine and mine alone.

to look like?

actually pretty yummy. fair enough.

too tired to work
might go to the members room, have a coffee, nap, and start work again at 3:30

Hey that you mate? Don't forget to buy some milk before you go home today x

I swear to god if I see Nige napping again I'll FIRE the bastard

No. To violently bum and poz

glad oxford doesn't have aids
might bum him now x

the eu just fined google 5bn dollars
since when is the eu a court of law that can fine corporations as much as they like?
i reckon they've gone mad with power

cheeky wank and poo lids wahey

fuck lads toilberg almost caught me napping on the clock

Is mark allowed access to the internet again

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how big is your fucking clock

Need to clean my room but I just don’t know where to start

is it a big clock or is he a small man

Whaaay

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take a pic and I'll guide you through it petal x

Quintessential.

pick your clothes up and put them in drawers. get a bin and throw out shit you don't need. get the hoover out once this is done and give it a spin around the room.

you're welcome.

i thought oxford is straight now

Whoops, that was meant for dictionary.com

not a fan of the jerseyman

bring back the sheikh

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get some headphones in and some music or a podcast going
get a bin bag ready
start with the big stuff, things you notice first
once you get started you'll get into the flow of it

might read 1984
it any good?

just bit my tounge so hard and it hurt so much i almost cried

not a fan of this nonce. he's intimidated by my banter.

yeah it's good

Am I back in year 9 English?

It was a bloody warning not an instruction pamphlet!

thank god youre here, otherwise there would be nobody to stand up for the poor ickle wickle $200 billion corporation/conglomerate

It'll just make the yanks who compare us to it look even more brain dead

you'll want to get the bin bags out and just throw away everything on that floor. doesn't matter how valuable, it's all tainted now.

based EU

Don't forget to read Fahrenheit 451 and Brave New World afterwards for maximum fedora points

The History of the 20th Century is pretty good, but the narrator has the gayest voice and it is highly annoying.

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walking?

it's pointless anti-communist drivel

I can’t do that lad, I’m in a tight mess here

cycling

>imagine being such a retarded rorke that you cannot understand how the EU can fine a corporation, and yet still having the audacity to have any political opinions at all

The Virgin transport

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just remembered I had a dream where I was on one of those Razor scooters and absolutely booking it

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>it's okay to steal from people if they're rich and you use the law
you think that money's going to charity?
at least google contributes something to the world
the eu gets their money from taxpayers, who pay them for the privilege of having their democratically elected leaders overruled by foreigners
i hope google goes to war with the eu and reverses all this blind worship of bureaucracy by bootlicking morons

>brexiteer shilling for megacorps

couldnt make it up

acne is going fucking wild this week

don't pretend we didn't notice you deleting your original comment.

>anti-communist
it's anti-totalitarianism
easy to see how a communist would feel threatened by that though

>flying

Fuck off billionaire

>at least google contributes something to the world

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>refuge for megacorps pretending to dislike them because muh england bad

Don't care

*fines you for redditspacing*

Tender fragrance of ham wafting from the gonads

any aussies acquainted with this Lachlan fellow
fascinating chap

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>rorke
>taking google's side on anything
they're more sjw than the eu could ever dream of being

lachy? yeah he's a ledge

no idea what you just said

he genuinely is. he's one of the best posters on this board in years.

how many times have you used google today?

>stealing
they broke the law and face the consequence

idiot
*bashes you on the head with giant inflatable hammer*
IDIOT
*bashes you again*

EU Shill. #Irexit #Eirexit

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citizen snips

based retard

simmer down timmy mallet

Anyone done a battery up they're bum?

>its okay to steal from people if... you use the law
yes
what about this is hard to understand
if its legal, its not theft
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