President Jerzy Waszyngton edition
/dixie/ - Southern US and Friends
Native Floridian here
Fuck the south
>native Floridian here
this is the funeral procession of legendary f1 driver ayrton senna on the streets of brazil
will your funeral be the same?
boat
lil shippe
GroB germaniums tbqh
I'm not going to have a funeral because it serves no purpose other than making your family really sad for a day.
no
yeB
jesus christ
Burn Atlanta down once again.
nobody here is going to argue with that.
god bless you
hello where are the /dixie/ posts
Kek, Polish is such an abomination of a language.
Purple
did you check inside your anus?
why?
is this /dixie/ OC or is it from somewhere else?
>Flaglet
>SD
>not southern
are you illiterate or something, it says south in the name
It's because of Yankton
>Honorary Yankee
Were it not for the name meme SD would be Yankee
boat
are Mexicans Yankees? What about Europeans?
t. englishlet
cześć panie polaku :{D
>:{D
kys
zamknij się liść :{DDDDD
Gay game for fags
>euros
the only euros of value are poles, hungarians, and scots
maybe pre-revolution frogs
Pretty sure I almost got hit by lightning lads
how so lad
t.
>yfw Southerners are still butthurt about a war they lost 170 years ago
>yanks are still butthurt about a war that they won 150 years ago
y tho
who are you talking to
Was coming back from my cycling tour when the storm that'd been looming over from the begining finally broke down
I sped things up since I was only like 6 miles away from my town at this point, rain was mild but lightning was getting closer
Then idk I just saw everything in white for a second and the loudest noise I've ever heard occured
I couldn't tell exactly where it had struck since I was in a small road between 2 elevated fields among which the one on the left took the hit, it was too high for me to see where exactly was the impact
But I still can't hear properly so really really close, and I guess I was lucky my head was turned on the opposite side it struck otherwise my eyes might be fucked too
There were no trees or anything taller than me around, might have gotten struck had I not been in a kind of trench
Hopefully the hearing is temporary, it's already better than 2h ago when it happened
jesus
don't bike in thunderstorms
>not cycling all season
htfu
I was bamboozled by the nice sunny 90°F we had all day until the evening
>I put it my two weeks at my job a week and some change ago
>Saturday is my last day.
>I've been working my other job at the same time it's manual labor so i'm fucking tired
>Work jobA tonight at 4
>took a nap earlier
>woke up at 4:15
>call boss
>explain self
>"don't come in for the rest of the week, I don't need this"
>second time since I started I've been late
>all I can muster is a laugh, and "okay??"
>she hangs up
Am I the bad guy in this situation? I feel like I shouldn't be, but I do feel bad about not finishing my two weeks.
well i mean you were late
bit of an overreaction though i guess
Free vacations
Nice
>Am I the bad guy in this situation? I
you were late, so yeah
why didn't you lie and say you sprained your ankle
and I still have a job, the better one of the two as well.
>manual labor is the better one
what was the other one?
servicing the glory hole at the porn shop behind the 7-11
literally me
who the fuck still goes to actual, physical porn shops? I still see them, so somebody is.
Boomers obviously
me but ironically
Hear that ?
Me neither, which is why we're in page 8
delete this shit right now
Not gonna bump it this time lmao
sHIT
How is sh any better than sz or zh any better than rz?
youtube.com
demon possession?
yeeeeeeeeeeeeee
this is interesting, I'm going to binge this channel.
That's just in the contiguous 48 btw
Alaska gets it's own section :^)
Golly gee I'm no expert on weight but that looks like a fuckton of tribes
And you are now aware of tribal gang warfare
and the average American knows fuck-all about any of them
going to watch Rocky, since it seems like I should at some point
French people are from France.
Weird, it's not loading.
great movie
Hello neighbor!
Tell me more about it please
Delete this we're proud ancient Trojans
>"An anonymous work of 727 called Liber Historiae Francorum states that following the fall of Troy, 12,000 Trojans led by chiefs Priam and Antenor moved to the Tanais (Don) river, settled in Pannonia near the Sea of Azov and founded a city called "Sicambria". In just two generations (Priam and his son Marcomer) from the fall of Troy (by modern scholars dated in the late Bronze Age) they arrive in the late 4th century AD at the Rhine. An earlier variation of this story can be read in Fredegar. In Fredegar's version an early king named Francio serves as namegiver for the Francs, just as Romulus has lent his name to Rome."
Philadelphia is the only place I've ever been to that I genuinely wanted to be nuked.
hey bud
It'll vary from reservation to reservation of course, and not always is it limited to specific tribes, but most of the stuff they do isn't expressly violent like gangbanging you see in inner cities
Most of it is human trafficking and selling cheap booze and meth on reservations, with it occasionally turning violent, though how lethal it gets is up in the air at times
Young natives go missing all the time and it's more than likely they're six feet under for trying to skimp on payment or stealing from a gang
They have more or less a monopoly on illicit trade on reservations too since pretty much nobody but natives lives there, so no cartel shit to deal with and no mafia to contest them, though when they go outside of reservations it gets weird
Smaller tribes will usually be more inclusive since they lack the population to compete, I know of a couple Lakota-only gangs up on the Northside who get leery at any wh*Toids who hang out around their territory, though they're not instantly hostile like niggers
That said there are often just as many white gangs who do smuggling and drug running, especially over East river where there is most profit to be had what with 60-70% of the population being there
How've you been holding up so far?
I see, pretty bad but when you 'said tribal gang warfare" I was somehow expecting worse Africa-tier legit warfare, although I guess I'd have heard about it by now if tribes burnt their towns and raped their neighbours
It's a different kind of warfare
Most natives aren't all gung ho for killing people to solve their problems, it's been a thing for them for eons
Sans, of course, the plains natives like the Sioux Confederacy and the Comanche
hey ravioli
meh can't complain
hey conway
>because it is polished a thousand times
do you have a discord bud
>discord
fuck you i do what i want
yeah. i actually think i have you as a friend on discord