Which NATO countries would you defend in case of war?

Wouldn't volunteer though unless it was Germany or Austria

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Yeah, why would I fight over eskimos and ice?
If mainland denmark was invaded that would be something else.
Also, it's out rightful clay, you're welcome danes.

Paint it all fucking red. Only in one case I will go to war, if fucking aliens came to our planet and will be threat to us.

One time a guy from Slovenia was rude to me. Also Montenegro accidentally got annexed by Albania. Sorry.

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Would faithfully defend any or all of my NATO allies.

Sick fuckin quads, Satan.

It’s still Danish, what about the Faroe Islands?

America
The UK
Poland.

i'd defend any of them because it's the right thing to do
wouldn't be happy about it though

Would defend if it was still our colony.

they have self-rule, but relies on danish military. i wouldn't defend greenland either.

take it

precisely why we will pull out before the end of Trump's reign

I could have sworn Binland was in NATO. Not so?

I would defend everyone. All life is precious. Yes, even yours, my friend. Never give up.

>Danes are willing to lose their last piece of relevance to the world, their size
Just sell it to us you retard, we might still buy it and we’ll be bigger than Canada.

shut the fuck up hippy queer

That's all the reason I need to buy Greenland tbqh.

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too late, china has got its hands on it.

depends on who's invading

kinda depends on who's invading

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What do they need Greenland for? It’s too far away

Oil.
Bases against europe
Bases against you

good thing they wont make bases against canada

For all intents and purposes internationally our interests are aligned, despite current tensions.

Geopolitically we are the same country, despite many protests from people here.

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yellow hands typed this post

rest of you can fuck right off

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we actually have a little 'war' with canada
nytimes.com/2016/11/08/world/what-in-the-world/canada-denmark-hans-island-whisky-schnapps.html

So without Greenland you won’t be at war with Canada. Give Greenland to us and Canada will stop

>actually included tiny islands (of Portugal)
th-thanks bros

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I'd defend every country in NATO except for the U.S.
Not because I dislike them, but simply because their military is ridiculously large and they don't need our help.

Both of us are in glass houses when it comes to immigration.

So is Russia joining Nato an absurd concept because RUSSIA would never want it, or because THE USA would never want it?

NATO exists to attack Russia and Russian allies, like Serbia.

Poland would never allow it

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t. volga bull

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I've read about this before. It's cute. Scandinavians are so fucking cute.

>volga bull
wouldn't defend his brothers

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FUCK NATO

What makes you dislike Latvia in particular?

I mentioned there Muslims in BVLLgaria,
Kaffir slav arent bvlls

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>implying defending NATO is a good thing

Greatest ally

All of them.

Non-alignment here :^D

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None

When will NATO pillage Africa and Asia? We played the nice guys act to long already.

I just do

Punch a Nazi

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I don't actually dislike any of the red countries, I simply don't like them enough to want to defend them

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YOUR FUCKING DIGITS

As long as its mostly aerial i would support intervention everywhere. I dont want to see my countrymen die which is why I wholeheartedly support drones and a larger airforce

>all latvians are nazis

I see you believe your government propaganda too much

I am a w*man and a coward and lazy to boot, never shot a gun in my life and only been punch once (where I cried)....these are the countries I am claiming to "defend" as I sit and drink coffee in safety of own home.

In reality probably none lol, sorry no offense.

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If USA was invaded, and even a single country refused to help us, they'd get nuked into submission

post tits

Then we'd all die. Including you. There wouldn't be any submission, only death.

Nm I was thinking about poor UK out in the rain all alone by itself after brexit needs someone to defend it but I just remember that Brits are shits, make UK red ok.

Why did you pick that particular group of eastern euro countries to mark green? Have you visited?

this

>everyone in the thread missing the point of NATO

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You forgot Denmark

B*lgaria is a puppet of R*ssia
Why would you defend them

>puppet of russia
>canceled turkstream at the behest of washington and brussels while germany allowed nordstream
Huh...

They are all the former soviets who are also Catholic I feel like they need the help so I'd """"defend"""" them on religious ground. (Show up with a gun and smack myself in the face because I dont know what I am doing, probably cry and get anxious and go lie down).
Western countries shouldn't need the help but I give it to Ireland anyway (see Macklemore's hit "Irish Celebration"), and I was going to give to UK because I feel bad for them a lot and they are our forefather country kinda but then I remember that Brits are shits.

Of course I would defend Canada (USA jr) it would be full retard not to.

1) Latvia hasn't signed the European Charter for Regional or Minority Languages

2) Didn't give citizenship for people who lives there for decades

3) Latvian politicians constantly trash Russians in Latvia

4) Claim to be European and Russia Asian

STFU NAZI SCUM

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NATO is a bunch of soft palmed wealthy nations, most of us have never known war and hopefully never will, you really expect a bunch of autists on Jow Forums to go to war because "muh treaty" that they had nothing to do with?

Based and redpilled.

This but without Turkey

Why isnt sweden in NATO?

1) So what? We have one government language, and it's Latvian. Same in Russia with Russian.

2) Here I do agree with you - I think we should just give a fast track period of expiring their passports, and allowing them to either grab a Latvian citizenship passport or whatever country that would accept them's passport in that time. (But by default - get Latvia's)

3) Not really, no. That's mostly the National Alliance, and even so, it's only a few people from there. Most of the trashing is actually regarding some political forces, namely the "Latvian Russian Union" and "Concord".

4) We ARE European. So is Russia (except it is going full retard in its government by saying it has a "special way"(must be due to an extra chromosome)).

Also did I mention I'm actually one of those people in Latvia that speaks Russian daily and with their family?

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Fuck of Yeltsin

1. Some not even Federation countries (Croatia, Hungary, Poland, Romania, Serbia, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain...) recognize their tiny ass minority languages. Some of them even made that languages official in some municipalities.
38% of your country are someone but not Latvian.
It's Very Nazionalistic.
Also in Russia many languages have (co-)official status.

4. We arent European :)

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Iceland
Czechia

that's it.

1.) Eh, really, I don't see any reason why we should make Russian, Polish or whatever an official language here, even locally. The people should bother to learn Latvian IMO, instead of saying "I don't speak Latvian, but those who expect me to speak it in a country where it's the official language are totally nazis, Russia, please help!!!"

4.) Yes, you are. The culture is CLEARLY European, not Asian. It's a European country whose some of the most important parts (at least the most important economical centers are there) are in EUROPE.

Yes, most of the territory is in Asia, but let's be honest here, calling Russia "Asian" would be completely wrong.

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Why do you tolerate Italy but not the other Southrons like Spain and France?

Based.

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Italy actually has a culture tbf. What does France have? Stale bread? What does Spain have? Getting assfuck by a cow?

Mostly because I've been to Italy
opinions about the other black countries could change if I ever bothered to visit them

France has wine and cuisine. Spain doesn't have a lot

>defending turkey

>any reason
It's a human right, dude. Latvians even in pre-1941 never reached 77% of entire Latvia's population. It's not like post-1941 Soviet soldiers and KGB agents started to live there suddenly.

except they literally started taking apartments for themselves here

and eventually the population from other republics did drastically increase, especially in Riga

also so far nobody has managed to prove that we are going against human rights to the ECHR, so once there will be a ruling maybe something will change, but at the moment I see no reason why since we also literally had a referendum on making Russian the second official language in 2012. Results are picrelated.

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None. Not even my own.

Time changes. Now we capitalists and murica - commifags and socialist shelter.
But we all know who must be liberated.

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