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le funny worm haha edition

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cara

Eating veggies lads

second for multiculturalism and democratic socialism

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i want to FUCK shoeonhead

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Neoliberal.

sue

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the mouse does this weird "double click" sometimes.Kind of anoying haha. Any advice on how to fix this?

This is your average leave voter

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not normie, still a virgin freak just not spastic enough never to have kissed a girl

post a pic of your willy

the friday night entertainment

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friendly reminder to stay hydrated lads

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No THIS is

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Women

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it's over if you're not dressing incel-core in 2018

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had a midweek wank which is rare for a toilsman like me

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not going to date again until I really like a woman

i'm a toilsman and i wank 2-3 times a day
all those tights and bums at toil get me flustered

Only like girls who are cute
Simple as really

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not sure what happened

haven't they quite obviously altered the contrast on these

created a tfl account with my contactless card and i'm now reliving the drunken nights i had in london

it's all flooding back to me as i analyse what i was doing between the journeys

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Why not just send illegals home? I don't get it. You wouldn't need a wall for that.

Be illegal at hospital, sent home.
Be illegal at restaurant, sent home.
Be illegal at police control, sent home.
Be illegal at school, sent home.

literally no

Yes yes no one's willing to lend a helping hand to a poor third worlder. Reflects on the current world don't you think?

they would turn to crime

And? Don't care

no human is illegal

think I'll marry a Cornish girl

ah yes
the north
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*murders and rapes your family*

nobody is entitled to help

>no human is illegal

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>no human is illegal
Daft cliche that grotesquely misses the point

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what if you don't got a home then blud?

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is globalism based and redpilled?

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They're gonna do that anyways
My families lived here for several generations
These spics make it across the border and go straight to a sanctuary city where they run wild

working 95 hours a week in order to become a sugar daddy lads

this sounds like such a dire existence to be honest

Let's Make Britain Great Again :D

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Globalism is a jewish ploy to further obscure themselves within human society

As this well-written article suggests, my words were spoken in anger after Mr. Unsworth said several untruths & suggested I engage in a sexual act with the mini-sub, which had been built as an act of kindness & according to specifications from the dive team leader.

strong women? mommy tell me a different fairy tale today

>nationalism
>globalism
>imperialism


not a big -ism man, just operate on the mundane life of things in front of me.

don't care about abstract notions of society or shit like that.

had foreign gfs, lived abroad, don't trust the government of any country, don't feel any obligation to feel kinship to anyone or help any grand machinations to be frank

Based (and redpilled)

Rate my tea.

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>My families lived here for several generations

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tfw too clever to be fulfilled living the quiet life of the normie, but not clever enough to do anything particularly notable with my life either

are borders bad though?

TRUMP

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he's right

virgin freak

Jewish magick gave me tongue cancer

That kind of globalism is based, each nation proud and confident in its identity, cooperating to create a vibrant and better world. The current odea of homogenising globalism is fucking shit and a plan for white genocide.

My families lived here for generations

yes, can't believe everyone goes along with this artifical idea of some human isnt allowed to go to some other part of the world

BASED
AND
REDPILLED

Looks like you plated it to look pretty like a faggot

God isn't real but somehow borders are?

Another question
Take (the noun of famous tourist spot) at mid night
Could this Take be something like 'come to' ?
I'm translating an English song into Japanese but i came to realise that my engrish is not enough to be a translator

Actually redpilled

What's wrong with being a faggot?

epic heath ledger joker

*shoots your kids*

post the song

Don't have any kids
The joke is on you bruh

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right wingers won't ever have kids though

dont understand what you are asking

No, borders allow a diversity of opinions and cultures. Absence of borders would lead to annihilation and homogenisation into a single global culture.

>and a plan for white genocide.
what if we were able to preserve all races and yet live side by side? we could cooperate for a better planet. borders and insulation breed animosity surely.

if they are well meaning i agree. dangerous people shouldn't be able to IMO.

>Take (the noun of famous tourist spot) at mid night

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sucking willers

what on earth were you doing in westminster between 2am and 3:30

Borders are EVIL

*locks car, windows and doors*

basé et rougepillé

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>Could this Take be something like 'come to' ?
いいえ

Yo yo yo look what I thought up ahahahha.

right swingers

got a fanny wedgie

Hes unironically right though?

Absolute state of /brit/ innit

Brexit is a big fuck you to the globalist elite, and it's beautiful

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what if that created a new synthesis which resulted in a better society? it's happened plenty of times before when two or more cultures mingle into a new one.

Left wingers neuter themselves

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my demands are simple:
an end to foreign invasion
an end to borders
the total dismantling of the prison–industrial complex
healthcare, housing, food and water acknowledged as an inalienable human right
the expert fuckers who broke this world never get to speak again

No he isn't no one should be allowed to own guns you yank cunt

listening to mcfly and thinking about things

The only similar context where 'take' would be used would be for a form of transport (e.g. take the 145 bus, take the train to Birmingham, take the northbound Jubilee line). You wouldn't use it for a tourist attraction.

hey wana post a pic of your hand?

you go first tho and Ill do the same haha

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I thought that meant 'come to great ocean road at midnight' or 'take me to great ocean road' but the later one is weird because it follows the lyrics that says 'ill get in at three'

how are those contradictions? personal property is not the same as world living space.

Neoliberals criticize socialists for their dream of a world economy
without losers, but they had their own dream of a world economy without
rule breakers and more importantly without idealistic—or, in their
opinion, atavistic—alliances
of rule breakers who seek to change the
system of incentives, obligations, and rewards. In the mid-2010s, the
popular
referendum in favor
of Brexit and the declining popularity
of binding trade legislation suggests that even if the intentions of
the neoliberals was to “undo the demos,” the demos—for
better or for
worse—is not undone yet