/brit/

Perfectly happy with myself lads

wore a soccer you

Bring a book. It could be worse and you could be on several buses.

Jewish invention used as a means to destroy Christianity in Europe

been thinking about pretending to be Jewish to get a free vacation in Israel

post the tattoo girl you cunts

need q t like james rodriguez to suck my willy

state of virginmathsyank
>30 years old
>studies maths at a lower level than gcse at a community college
>virgin
>has a ''''''''''''''gf'''''''''', some washed up slag with two kids
>the furthest he has been sexually is fisting her but she refuses to even touch his little willy
>essentially a glorified babysitter

It's alright I bring my laptop, read reddit for a bit then read, but it still fucking blows.

I don't usually mind the morning, it's chill, I like looking out the window, it's nice.

It's the going home and getting home late when you just wanna sleep

nowt wrong with jewish inventions

don't forget to mention he was a NEET for eight years

state of her belly button. did she get lipo or was just pregnant?

Business idea: an app where you pay a stranger to prank your mate

This will eventually lead to someone taking it too far or not taking the prank too well which will lead to free advertising

>be me, on summer break
>wake up after a good night's sleep, feel refreshed
>make huevos rancheros for breakfast, tasty as all fuck; wash it down with some coffee
>head down to the home gym, get a killer workout in
>hit up the ‘chon, start getting my beer on
>head outside to tan, buzz settling in nicely now
>parents own a beach house, mire all the cuties in their swimsuits, they mire back
>go back in, more Jow Forums
>text the gf, she comes over, we fuck like rabbits
>go out to the pool, more beer
>come back inside, fuck again
>gonna hit the bars in a couple of hours, come home and go for the hat trick
Feels good being an arrogant student lads

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told toilberg to take a hike today, punched a hole in the wall as i left. not taking another nanogram of his dumb fucking shit anymore. he probably called the cops, but w/e, fuck toilberg fuck jobs, fuck everything.

anime

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how do u know all this

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had to give head to toilberg today
not very proud of it, but hey, you've got to do what you've got to do

dunno what it is about her but she looks like she has that 'holier than thou' attitude

Anybody remember Hugyank?

going for a buzzcut next week

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fuck off bender

all been stated in the thread, i'm just collating the information

only one of those is true and it's the virgin one
t. mathsyank

love the pungent piss odor on my dick

state of people who believe whatever schlock gets posted by anonymous people

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think i broke my hand, adrenaline is leaving my system and pain is setting in

hi lauren

>Nothing wrong with usury, feminism, psychology, the destruction of moral values, Israel, homosexuality, etc.
Hm. Yes...

there's some one who I think is in their late twenties and someone who is in their early thirties

which is you or are they both you and you change details?

taste my flaps

not a chance

post your rorkiest view
What would get you ostracized?

80% of yanks that regularly post in /brit/ are 30 year old virgins

lyrical miracle spiritual individual criminal
subliminal
in your swimming pool

wish I was that moose that went on a cow-raping spree

27 and childless

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sitting with my willy out

wasn't it one 30 year old yank who had neeted for a decade but then got a job in a restaurant because "he was so handsome"?

>>the furthest he has been sexually is fisting her

what base is this

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nowt wrong with psychology, homosexuality and feminism. other stuff is bad but debatable that it is attributed to only jewish people.

>in your swimming pool
lying nigger

big deal

nogs and pakis should all be exterminated

fairly certain the 30 year old yank won the lottery but then lost all the money when he opened his wallet on a windy day

Pride flags should be treated with the same contempt that Nazi and Confederate flags get.

i will rape you, bitch

only women need to be concerned with this

I think there may be one that's early thirties and math yank is like 28/29 or something

god what a waste of time keeping vague tabs on these losers

I voted leave

de-base

Hate snorting drugs. Will never touch a needle in my life

I think people buying big fuck off 4 by 4 cars should be banned unless they can get an approved licence whichd emonstrates a clear use for it (e.g. living in a rural area with difficult roads, working as a farmer or in other profession that needs it).

Sick of fucking middle aged boomer brexiteers and yummy mummys nearly scraping half the fucking world with them in small towns or reversing over about 8 spaces on their suburban trip to Tesco

fuck off

Unironically me

>nowt wrong with psychology, homosexuality and feminism
Moot point.

do you trim your cats claws

animal abuse

37 and childless is the male 27 and childless

the soy opinion

the bbc (baby british car)

weedy little soyboy.

see

t. mogged by units all day

I would if I had a cat

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>nowt wrong with psychology, homosexuality and feminism.
Okay, not a moot point, but debatable.

Business idea: Donald Trump does fewer interviews and speaks on-camera way less often.

got them removed

little fucker is cute now all he can do is slap with his paw

based and Jow Forumstheredpill:ed

get out your tits for the lads

*strides towards you*

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wrong

that's not even rorkeism
no reason to drive a 4x4 in the city unless you're afraid of getting crashed into by crappy drivers because of the weakness of driving enforcement

oh just fuck off
/britfeel/ or /cum/ your choice but you don't belong here

>Hey Cody, did you budder the wader boddle with the baysil 'erbs or did you leave them in mahm's hun-day?

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girls and boys should be educated and tested separately

ketamine is horrible

ironically worry that if I ever got a gf and saw my friend with their even fitter and generally better gf that I would be uncontrollably envious and dump my shitty sub par obsolete model gf

post kot

how does he climb stuff

>woke up at 9 am
>read a little bit
>ate food
>browsed internet
>bought coffee to drink in flat but it's shitty tasting coffee
>felt an extreme lack of motivation
>read an article about Vitalik Buterlin and felt sad that he does cool stuff while I am too demoralised to do anything; told myself I should start doing stuff tomorrow
>went to gym and didn't plan to lift heavy but still felt fucking weak due to coffee ruining my sleep and it all felt so tedious
>went back to flat, read a book, left to go in to central London to drink coffee and feel sad about life
>currently drinking coffee

I just need to stop drinking coffee. But nothing else makes me feel urgency. If I stopped drinking coffee and tried to increase my squat weekly, I could be as strong as I've ever been within 3 months (probably longer but it emphasises how I could benefit from consistency but I'm too demoralised to do anything).

I start my first "real" job later this year. I would call my current job my first "real" job but I have so little work to do (didn't even bother going in today), it is more like a wasted life opportunity that was gifted by God. Imagine you asked a genie for more than a year in London with your own flat and a job that required close to zero work. At least I'm blackpilled enough to know that I'm too ugly to have had much potential.

post fanny and i'll email you my baby juice

nowt wrong with it. simple as.

arms like pipecleaners and a fluffy little neckbeard
lmao

why do Americans do this?

animal abuse
scum