>"Montenegro is a tiny country with very strong people. They are very aggressive people, they may get aggressive, and congratulations, you’re in World War III"
"Montenegro is a tiny country with very strong people. They are very aggressive people, they may get aggressive...
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>"Italy is a large country with very weak people. They are very harmless people, they may get submissive, and congratulations, you’re nowhere near World War III"
Um, excuse me, I'm the resident American who's obsessed with Montenegro and I never said that.
Your president did.
>"France is a gay country with very gay people. They are very gay people, they may get gay, and congratulations, you are gay"
Right, you asked for it, we're coming for you tonight Italy. Start lubing your anuses or you'll rue for it.
>"America is a huge country with very dumb people. They are very aggressive people, they may invade Vietnam, and congratulations, you've gotten a good laugh "
>We would make a great deal with the United Kingdom because they have product that we like. I mean they have a lot of great product. They make phenomenal things, you know, and you have different names — you can say “England”, you can say “UK”, you can say “United Kingdom” so many different — you know you have, you have so many different names — Great Britain. I always say: ‘Which one do you prefer? Great Britain? You understand what I’m saying?’
>picturing Trump going to his golf in Scotland and calling the place "England"
>We would make a great deal with the European Union because they have product that we like. I mean they have a lot of great product. They make phenomenal things, you know, and you have different names — you can say "Germany”, you can say “Benelux”, you can say “Europe” so many different — you know you have, you have so many different names — France. I always say: ‘Which one do you prefer? Paris? You understand what I’m saying?’
>You understand what I’m saying?
Can't say we do, Mr President.
Can't say we do...
Oh no it's worse
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The White House Twitter account posted: “Today, @realDonaldTrump and @FLOTUS had tea with Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II at Windsor Castle before departing the UK”
And people were quick to spot the blunder.
Alistair Scott said: “Even better, the US has just backed our independence.”
While Jamie Ross said: “Scotland is still in the UK, lads.”
>tf tp
>"England is a city. They are very shitty people, they may get litty, and congratulations, you're in Team 10 "
Fact: Montenegrins are the most powerful race on earth
No idea what that means, sorry? I've been on Jow Forums since around 2005, but it's been more than a year since I last came.
Also, I mean no disrespect, and Vietnam also kicked us out.
>that flag
>that post
They're like Warhammer Ogres
Do you really want to be allied with them? One day those madmen will just invade Moscow for no reason. I mean they'll win eventually because they are big and strong, very big very strong, people but there's bound to be casualties on Nato's side as well.
FACT: Montenegrins have started every war in Europe for the last 1000 years
It's like a whole nation of Gavrilo Princips. How can we stop it?
Elves: haughty dicks, heir to a dead empire and culture -> France
Dwarves : tough, industrial, unwieldy alcoholics -> Germany
Gnomes : smaller relatives of Dwarves, hiding gold under their mountains -> Switzerland
Orcs : stupid and violent boors -> America
Goblins : weaker relatives of Orcs. They are nasty and spiteful -> England
Skaven : filthy, backstabbing cowards -> Italy
Giants : strong and dim-witted. There are many kinds of them, but nobody really cares -> Africa
Slann : they claim to have founded a large Empire and have had a Golden Age, but if it is through it's been forgotten -> Spain