Do you love France?

France is okay. I just don't love it.

FRENCH GF

Basedposters

pls be my girlfriend

I love living here. I don't like most of us because pessimism, frequent uselessness, and too much talking.
I don't intend have kids and the country probably won't go to shit in my lifetime so overall it's a great place to live if you ignore the neighbours.

Sometimes

fuck you, cunts

No

Why do you feel this way?

Yes. France needs more love.

Cousins

Sure!
Even though you took our shrimp fishing grounds

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today i was at the beach and i saw some french faggots and they were also mixed. i feel bad for france

Why don't you guys migrate here en masse, then? then, the African refugees can go to your vacated country and handle the Arabs themselves.
We'll sell weapons to both sides (maintaining the power balance so nobody ever wins) and perhaps can make funny videos with drones.

I love France excluding Paris, Marseille and Nice

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link on that ?

I live in Paris and my street (and condo) is very close to paradise.
Check Rue Legouvé, 10ème arrondissement.

Our government sure didn't brag about that, first time I hear.
Was there a naval battle?

"mixed"? as in, having girlfriends of different colors?

I don't know, I feel like I'm missing if I don't have at least one each of white, black, and asian and mistresses at one given time. I can do without arab girls (no offense) if none strike my fancy, though.

first pic

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I love the language, you guys are just too rude.

>mixed
half black. you know what it means, pierre

Nice job getting snow which happens about once every four years ^^
But yeah, you can see my place - it's the building on the left where the lanterns hang from.

No, fuck em.

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why would you dox yourself ?

No, I had no idea. We've evolved past commenting each others' skin tones, though there was copious discussion about it in the 19th century.
From kindergarten, we're accustomed to live with children of all ethnicities, so it seems normal here.
My parents told me my first (and so far, only) fiancée was black (Indian-type). I was 3 or 4 so I don't remember.

>quintescantial parisian post

Based

Don't worry my dear péquenaud, you peigne-culs will get there too, in time, you always end up copying us.

It's the Caen treaty, it wasn't "taken", but it was apparently a secret treaty, when it came out it was a small scandal here, because nobody knew either.
Nobody seems to know what we got in exchange.

no i'm fine you can keep your niggers and arabs just don't let them damage the monuments

I looked it up, and it might be fake news. I don't know. I don't care. It's just prawns.

yes

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Yes. A good neighbour of us. We like them.

No

these are the people who voted for macron. now everything makes sense

yeah, that sucks

Nah, we've decided to decentralize them and send them en province. They'll be among unkempt ignorants, they'll feel right at home.
After all they're just like you, just with an even uglier tan.

The last (and first) time I voted for a President, it was Miterrand. I learnt my lesson and never bothered ever since.

Yeah, I'd say so. It's a really cool country with a great history and culture. I've only been once, and I'd really like to go again, but my French is kind of terrible :(

OUI

No

>but my French is kind of terrible :(
No worries, it's the same for every Quebecois too.

mais oui

Absolutely

Mostly but I dont like Paris

your posts makes sense now

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Come live here and help improve it, then?
Careful though, it's about 10k€ a m2 nowadays.

I was a PRAF before it even became a thing.

not really. Just their building and art. The people are jerks tho and kinda dumb for letting in so many illegals.

Fuck yes.

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Interesting map. Why do you hate Austria? I thought you guys were always having buttsex with each other.

Absulemon Mon amis

Paris needs to be firebombed. 1,000,000,000 gallons of water have to be dumped upon the ruins until only a lake remains.

>Why do you hate Austria?

It's full of Austrians.

I only have buttsex with humans (male).

Cringe

Why Paris ? kindergarten was in Dieppe (Seine-maritime).

Modern France? Yes. Especially the country side folk, they are very polite.

Early 20th century France? Reason we suffered Vietnam and suffering right now in the Middle East.

>Reason we suffered Vietnam and suffering right now in the Middle East.

You should totally start a tumblr about it.

Nein

America helped create the Viet Minh (like Taliban later) to get us out of Vietnam.
De Gaulle warned you not to intervene in Vietnam after we had given up - not winnable for a democracy.

Wtf with the Middle East? Iraq was in British sphere of influence, not ours. And Chirac warned you not to invade - no WMDs, and removing Saddam would mean chaos.

Yes

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ok omw to fugg your boipussi

Yes, I want to learn French but I'm borderline retarded

Do people in Paris really hate tourists as much as people make it out to seem?

Please hurry! I'll be waiting!

It's where the cancer that has infected your mind first appeared in the Gallic region.

hahaha

no

I've never mistreated a tourist and we seem nice enough in vlogs taking place in France. I say go for it.

>Do people in Paris really hate tourists as much as people make it out to seem?

People in Paris either don't care about other people (my case) or treat everyone rudely, including other Parisians (and their own families I suppose). You'll meet a great many other tourists, though, or non-French residents.

French philosophy about all things & people :
"If you can't eat it or fuck it, insult it"

I miss being able to get fresh chocolate crepes on the street. I wish that was a thing here.

ils m'aimerait comme un mignon ricain baisable ??????
answer pls