Did you just say France is weak?

>Did you just say France is weak?

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i think i have a thing for french girls
do they whisper in you ear during sex?

N-no, you're the one that started talking to me

french gf

What do they say?

How many times are you going to repost that same picture of Andou.

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As much as I want to

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parce que c'est notre projet

JE SUIS MONTE

I
WANT
FRENCH
GF

digits are cringe
fuck generals

Do you really though? They're hairy and stinky.

That's a very swarthy French girl. Is she from Algeria?

No I didn't say that you fucking weebshit

But we are. VERY weak. Unlike Montenegrins.

French pilots of helicopters or jets were notorious do be crazies


youtu.be/o1tNyZ5yuJ4


Don't know if it's still the case, the army is getting more and more "professional"

Would you be interested in trading this Panzer lady for your Mathilda II commander (you know, brown hair, long braid on the side)?

>tfw no strong and aggressive montenegrin gf

>tfw they are replacing the G2 with H&K
it's not okay

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I'm not happy with it either. But MAS closed, we don't even produce 5.56 ammo anymore, and FAMAS doesn't do well with non-French ammo.
A tradition dating back to 1764 ended...

How much do you want to?

France is WEAK!
They wouldn't even last six hours against the Dutch Army, the strongest army in the world. Better prepare those white flags, boys!

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>all the old FAMASes are going to be melted down because EUSSR doesn't want civillians possessing firearms
It's so cruel and unfair.

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Honestly I wouldn't even try to resist. Please invade us.

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We surrender already! please don't shoot! we'll learn Dutch and collaborate until someone else beats you, and then we'll claim we did most of the work by weakening you from the inside.

Is that pic from "engaged to the unknown"?

french girls all have smelly feet

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basé

s-stop

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W-wait, I thought France was a heart of European culture and invention, and brave and strong and...

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;_;

Maybe we should start a kickstarter for a new MAS workshop?

Shut up faggot. My uncle is Mark Rutte's wife(male) and I'll get him to invade your ass if you don't stop behaving like a faggot bitchboy.
France is a DUTCH country.

That's only what we claim in time of peace.
Since you're here Russia, please invade the Netherlands until their King commits suicide in his bunker. Then we'll pretend we like you for a year or two.

When was the last time the French and Dutch were at war with each other? was it the time we captured a war fleet using only cavalry?

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>Mark Rutte
Who?

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>kickstarter is successful
>they start reproducing mas-36s, 49s and f2s

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Who said that and where is he

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I love France and any true red-blooded American should. You guys helped us gain our independence and gifted us the Statue of Liberty as well. France and America are blood brothers bonded together by the spirit of liberty and nothing, absolutely can break a bond entrenched so deep. An attack on France is an attack on America. I also absolutely adore France's deep history and culture. France is a fantastic nation with a fantastic culture that needs protection and love.

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I hate France. The only thing they gave us is pain and war. Each time I see a fr*nchshit, it will be during their last moment in their lives.

Your fault for being such a Spain-in-the-ass

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Each and every single problem Spain has originates from a common root, Fr*nce. This is why I support Germans, because they slaughteres, destroyed and humiliated the fr*nchshits to the point of creating an eternal stereotype. Fr*nchshits deserve nothing more than being blown to pieces like in 2015.

>that we'll never be able to own thanks to our EU overlords
>old FAMASes will be still melted

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Awesome video. Cheers m8.

Why is she brown

Algerian-French cutie

You say that like its a bad thing user

I wish I could learn french but I'm too stupid

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Wyatt us some good French femdom porn?

Name a good dominatrix

il y a une appelle “ta mére”
Trés chaud

My proud penis

God, I want to be BLACKED by Andou.

LA FLEUR EN BOUQUET FANE
ET JAMAIS NE RENAÎT

This

From Vietnam

>any true red-blooded American should
The most "red-blooded" Americans hate France though, or at the very least have some modest contempt for it

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Dumb

Of course, it's American

Dumb

to eat her shit

What did I do to you? Did I hurt you?

Yes, by being a German

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Do you want to find love in France?
youtube.com/watch?v=Z1bGYdyQX8c

I want a French dominatrix

>the restaurant is in San Diego
>20 minutes from me
Might stop by one day

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I LOVE ANDOU SO GODDAMN MUCH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THANK YOU JAPAN FOR MAKING GIRLS UND PANZER I LOVE YOU JAPAN

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Ya me too

no not really

Pretty sure there are civilian versions of the FAMAS

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Why is she showing her underwear?

So I can smelll it

J'aime l'oignon frit à l'huile,
J'aime l'oignon quand il est bon.
J'aime l'oignon frit à l'huile,
J'aime l'oignon, j'aime l'oignon.

AU PAS CAMARADE

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Au pas camarades, au pas camarades,

Do Japanese women speak good french?
or is this a horrible incomprehensible accent?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=8oQ7LWjCZ9A

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>Do Japanese women speak good french?
No
youtube.com/watch?v=5GTkLK-IfXc&ab_channel=tetsuyaIIDX

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I was asking specifically about Girls und Panzer
I hear their Russian is pretty good (at least that's what I was told)
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1AUQDglFcM

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hmmm, she needs to be a bit browner than that, but she's close.

>study french in school for six years
>teachers are horrible
>don't understand anything now

I don't think anybody truly understands French, it's as nonsensical and inconsistent as English but pretends to have rules and stuff

The blondie speaks as native.

Taking French next semester desu