I wish i had a gf ;_;

It would be nice.

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faggot

GFs are nice for the first month.

After that it becomes a chore to keep them happy, they nag you everyday for everything, specially if she is a normie FB drone like 99% of the females.

You virgins can't even fathom how unbelievable boring it is to have a LTR with a normie girl. My mind wonders to all kinds of places while they bitch about their coworkers or family drama.

It's just a different kind of problem, don't you ever think that having a GF is the pinnacle of happiness, in a lot of ways its much better to be single.

I miss having someone tell me about their boring day but treating it like it's eventful, or putting in their retainer and still managing to be sexy somehow, or forcing me to do things that get me out of the house... Getting myself out and then coming home alone isn't the same.

I would rather have $50bil than a depreciating lump of leeching meat.

If girlfriends were really that awful then why do almost all men seek comfort in a woman nearing their 30s

meh. relationships are overrated once you're past the honeymoon phase

I wish I never wished I needed a girlfriend, no time for myself

A warm pussy when you need to put your dick in something

We seek only the pussy.

Wrong board, cuck.

not. worth. it.

That's a dude

That crooked nose ewwww

You didn't even give two options. I'd pick a gf.

haha yeah totally man

>be me
>die alone

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Kek

If You are not retarded and had girl You would have understood that its better to just fuck around than have a gf

what i realised was that i've only been wanting a gf to fill this weird empty feeling that I always had. It's only after I get one that I realise she's just as clueless about it as I am and instead of relying on others to "fill me" I should focus on myself and be the one that's overflowing, be the one that has plenty to give.

This sounds retarded because I dont really know what I'm talking about either

Wish me had bf....

>why do almost all men

Because almost all men are retarded pussies believing in bullshit

I have been with girls for about 8 years now, 3 years with current one.

Trust me - this is not the source for happyness. In most cases they bring more misery. I wish I was single sometimes.

This comes from within, being happy with YOURSELF. This is the hardest thing you can do in life but probably the most rewarding.

I can arrange that

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Literally nothing better in this world than having a best friend who you can not only fuck, but also rely on for anything and know they have your back. I weep for you poor lonely fags.

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>woman
>friend

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sad fucks. I got a really hot and sweet gf that loves to cook. when I become crypto millionaire im gonna ask her to marry me.

Most of these guys here are outliers and dont really apply to what you are saying, evidenced by the replies and most of the posts in this thread.

If you want a girlfriend so bad, and you're failing so bad, why not just go after on every girl you see? Play the numbers. 99 failures out of 100 still equals success in getting gf.

haha

you are pathetic as fuck. relationships are the key to failure in life and being a weak bitch of a man.

bait

I haven't had a GF in 10 years

like what

If we by default are retarded then who is to say who is right? Subjectivity makes this "i am right" quite hard. Good luck though

You're a fucking retard. Look at any top 10 wealthiest men in US. They're all married long term. Random pussy is a distraction from the end game.

Isn't that what you have a dog for?

I totally agree with the nagging part, but I love my dumb and annoying gf.

what opportunities do you allow to meet chicks.. none..? so to a fkn pumpkin patch or something lol