DAILY USEFUL THREAD

Listen up newfags, I can't stop all of you from Jow Forums, Jow Forums, Jow Forums, reddit and /other/ from shitposting on Jow Forums, but for the love of money, don't turn this board into the fucking boards you came from otherwise that defeats the purpose of you coming to Jow Forums in the first place.

Here's the basics of shilling a shitcoin
>Rule 1
All coins other than bitcoin are shitcoins until proven otherwise

>Rule 2
Don't treat your shitcoin as the /only/ way to make it. Blockchain will disrupt every industry around the world and competition will be rampant. We only require due diligence.

>Rule 3
ALL shilling must follow the SHILLING GUIDELINES
>Shilling Guidelines
Shills MUST contain atleast ONE piece of necessary information. Secondary information is optional.

Necessary Information
- What is the primary use case of your shitcoin?
- What problem does it solve?

Secondary Information
- What industry does it target?
- What is its current supply/marketcap?
- Dev team information
- Partnerships
- Literally anything else

>IMPORTANT
Do NOT shill a coin with only secondary information.

>Rule 4
Your investment is NOT your personal team

>Rule 5
Idiot questions are to be ignored or answered with "shut the fuck up and lurk more"

>Rule 6
If you want to complain about thots, head to Jow Forums
If you want to give a PSA about personal health outside of finance, head to Jow Forums
If you want to complain about women or niggers in crypto, head to Jow Forums
If you want to post about your #HODLGANG with whatever shitcoin team you're in, head to reddit.
If you want to figure out what's valuable and how to make money, post on Jow Forums

>Rule 7
Half shilling a shitcoin demonstrates uselessness and lack of understanding. Do NOT do this.

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THINGS TO LOOK OUT FOR
Any posts that begin with
>I told you about
>I bought x when it was y
>IT'S ABOUT TO BREAK OUT
is a newfag shitposter and must be ignored. If you post like this, you are PART OF THE PROBLEM.

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Worst biz post ive ever seen

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>part of the problem

i agree OP, we need more thots.

bump thankyou for your service user

damn SAUCE

pajeets btfo

I'll give an example of a good shill.

Request Network (REQ)
Attempting to function as an operational layer around Ethereum, allowing for more financial operability of smart contracts.
It automates accounting by utilising triple entry bookeeping to increase the efficiency, accuracy and reliability of audits, taxes, payments and factoring while decreasing the cost to do so.

Sauce is in the filename. Anlella Sagra

Why is this a good shill with so little information?
It mentions the coin
It explains briefly what it does

This is important so anons like yourself don't have to
>DYOR
just to find out whether or not the function of the crypto even makes sense technically or financially.

BIZ good coin sir , pls buy BIZ. sir will moon

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this is a legitimately golden post

we need to foster a better standard of posts around here, it will help all of us /makeit/ in the long run

its almost like all you cunts that put zero effort into your shill posts want to stay poor. nobody is going to buy your shitcoin unless you tell them what its actual function is.

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Example Shill #2

Decision Token (HST)
Decentralised, trustless voting.
This allows for a voting ecosystem which is reliably and publicly auditable. The functionality of blockchain makes voting mechanically fraudproof.
Partnered with the UN and an Indonesian organisation with 93million members.

Example Shill #3

FunFair (FUN)
Trustless gambling.
They're building a trustless gambling ecosystem so you could essentially live in a future where you never have to ask "can I trust this site?" when trying to play poker or blackjack online.
It makes the house immediately auditable and via smart contracts, you'll never get scammed out of your money.

No chainlink?
Fag

bump

Chainlink (LINK)
Decentralised oracles.
This allows smart contracts and smart contract platforms like ETH to have real world applicability and usage. It paves the way for mainstream adoption as it allows existing fintech to connect with the blockchain without massive immediate upheaval and replacement of current systems.

I didn't realise LINK needed shilling on this board

I'm all in on rule 6. Take your complaints about being a loser and physical wellness to Jow Forums and Jow Forums respectively.

rule 3 and 6 are easily the 2 most important points on here and the ones that would eliminate 90% of the trash low effort posting on this board

nobody cares about your shitcoin unless you tell us what it does or why it is valuable

nobody cares about your personal life period. we are here to find/discuss good picks and make money, not listen to your whinging

Look at this quality, high effort shilling

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Shut the fuck up loser. I see high quality posts every so often that are within these guidelines and you want to know what? Those threads get about 3 replies and then they 404. Meanwhile 30 year old boomer threads get 100s of replies every time it is copy pasted here. The truth is the content on Jow Forums fits the users so if you want high quality spoonfeeds and getting rich then this isn't the place for you to cry about not fitting in.

Don't act like biz is not the most retarded board

how much eth for her?

>coming to biz
>trying to tame it

This is isnt “le epic Redditor, fine day newfriend!!”, stop trying to put out you’re shitty rules and thinking you’re so clever,

Fuck off newfag. Jow Forums is for SMG and PMG type threads. fuck outta here with your millennial tier cryptocurrency bullshit.

OP is a faggot

Further issues, without pajeet-tier shilling I struggle to know which coins to avoid. If every coin is treated to the once over marketing polish “explaining what it does” it’s actually harder.

Finally thotposting is the singular biggest cancer on Jow Forums, if you think complaining about thotposting makes me Jow Forums you’re retarded.

Where’s he sticky for this board?

Someone sticky this until we find one better

>that 30 year old boomer who thinks he needs to give out guidlines
neck yourself

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Bump