Living in your car

I have an 05 pontiac sunfire.
Basically what I did was remove the passenger seat so I can put a rubbermaid container there with all my personal shit/clothes etc.
Then the backseat is my entertainment area with my laptop sitting next to me and my monitor sitting on top of the rubbermaid container. I got a wireless mouse and keyboard.
Then when I want to sleep, I remove the seat portion of the backseat and put it on the drivers seat, move the drivers seat up, put the back portion of the backseats down so it's completely flat then I have a 4 inch memory foam with 2 inch down topper on it. It's about 6 feet long and I'm 6 feet tall so it's comfy as fuck.
For privacy I got one of those complete car covers, nobody can see anything I'm doing.

Thanks.

Actually my buddy is letting me live next to his house and I can use his wifi and an extension cord for power(my laptop, monitor, fan/space heater).
He's letting me use his shower too.
I just have to pay 40 bucks a month.

I'm going to eat fast food but I'll try to find "healthy" fast food I guess.

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What do you eat??

do you cover up your windows for privacy or what

>fast food
It will eat into your expenses like there is no tomorrow. If you have a kitchen+fridge you can eat relatively healthy for a about $30/week. Make sure you account for how much it will cost to eat fast food, it aint cheap.
I admire your determination, hope you will see it through

>05 pontiac sunfire

fuckin boomer

now infiltrating the crypto space and trying to make money off a dying ponzi

If your friend lets you live next to his house, why not get a big tent where you could integrate wood heated oven/cooking supplies. If you get them used, it's probably not more than 500$. Also you could probably get more space and feel like a human being.

You're pretty well set up but fast food will wear on you, both financially and otherwise.
Maybe get a cooler and a hot plate?

A&W, tokyo express, indian food, I dunno whatever is closest.

I have a one of those complete car covers.

>It will eat into your expenses like there is no tomorrow.
I worked it out and I would be saving maybe $150 dollars a month if I cooked every month, but I'm a terrible cook and it's such a hassle for me and I rarely did it anyway.

>If you have a kitchen+fridge you can eat relatively healthy for a about $30/week.
I'm a leaf and food is expensive where I live. $40 a week CAD is basically poverty food.

>I admire your determination, hope you will see it through
thanks user, I'm going hardcore the next few months and doing this to save my life
hopefully I'll have enough money to move back across the country to live close to my parents and friends and maybe HOPEFULLY never have to work again.
That or only have to work a 2 day a week part time job.

>fuckin boomer
27 year old boomer here

You are the real early adopter

technically he is a late adopter in a dying Ponzi

>why not get a big tent where you could integrate wood heated oven/cooking supplies
I'm not one of those rugged outdoorsman types.
also it would be really weird living in a tent in his backyard.
I'm going to be working a lot so I don't have that much time for cooking.

I'm going to try mixing it up with the fast food.
There are some "healthy" fast food places around here. That and grocery stores have pre made dinners.
My friend said I can use his fridge, so no need for a cooler.

t. salty nocoiner

get a camping stove with gas bottles, cooking your own food will save u a fortune and you will get a lot more nutrients and less chemicals from processed food, also something like earplugs for noise cancellation so you can get a better sleep at night

Actually hope you're trolling (if not, post pictures / proofs) because this is the most stupid thing I ever read.

He's an early adopter of our future life in this dying ponzi* that's what he meant

can you not trade this for some kind of van?

I am a leaf too, a student in Victoria. I know food prices, what I said is true. Potatoes, rice, seasonal veggies all go on sale every once in a while. Meat is a more difficult issue, because good sales don't happen that often. For example: 6lb of potatoes ($6), ground beef 2lb on sale (~$4), $10 worth of onions/carrots/cabbage, a gallon of milk ($5) easily lasts me a week

30wk for what? Do you eat nothing but rice and beans?

I switch between rice/potatoes/pasta/squash, I also have 2 small bowls of salad for lunch and dinner. Cooking is definitely a skill I am most grateful to my parents for. Balancing diet is hard and overwhelming at first, but it's manageable.

gotta be honest op, if im ever strapped for cash and have to live out of a car, this would be pretty comfy t b h.

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If you like soups then you can reduce your food expenses even more to ~$20wk, but I can't eat the same thing for more than a week. On the bright side, I usually make a lot of soup and then freeze half. Works out great

>chucke cheese tokens is my last chance to make something with my life
when you put it that way, it's pretty fucking sad.
but, we can't nignore the fact that people have made lots of fiat money gainz from 2009-now. it is a roaring market. of course, whether or not it continues that way, we'll have to stay alive to find out.

>crypto is the future
OP sounds like he's 100% certain this shit will continue. so if that's what he believes, good for him. a man needs firm and absolute confidence.

for me, i think the really big opportunities are behind us. look how much EOS has gone up. look how stagnant ETH is...is vitalik doing anything or giving updates, or is he just dancing around like a fag still.

Not trolling.
No pictures yet.
I'm moving out on monday.
Sometimes in life you have to do desperate things

I would get a van but I can't.
It's extremely complicated. Partially has to do with my 4 photo radar tickets I would have to pay if I got my van registered.
If I end up doing this longer than 5 months I will probably get a van.

I got earplugs. Thanks

I dont know why but I can't eat like that I get fatigued as fuck and I dont know why.
I tried it for 3 weeks once.

I really wish my gut bacteria and taste buds were configured to want to eat heathy stuff like soup but I just can't.

>fatigued
that's actually a sign that you weren't getting all the nutrients, and it also happens when you cut down on sugar and fat. I hope you will find an opportunity to learn how to cook to your taste. Best of luck

Where in Canada are ya?
One way I save on food expenses is just eat at my work. It's a small bar, and the food is mainly just there to be clear with the AGCO, so we kinda get free reign on it. I have about $250k of Crypto, but my old poverty brain ain't changing for nobody :).

at the core, crypto is nothing more than a pyramid scheme. we all hope to make it, but in the end it's people like OP funding our lambos.

I have weird health/mental issues which is part of the reason I ended up like this.
Thanks user.

Edmonton.

>I have weird health/mental issues

details?

In case you wanna try it, here is a recipe:
In a pan chop and stew 1 onion, 2 medium carrots, 1 bell pepper, 1 clove of garlic, salt&pepper, (1 tomato optional), 2-3 cups of water.
In a pot cut 1 big potato and boil it with a instant stock (usually come in cubes). After potatoes and stock boiled for 5 minutes add your stewed veggies into the pot. Simmer for 10 minutes.
You can add mayo/sour cream to jazz it up.
It's very filling, packed with vitamins and comes to around 300 calories per bowl.

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stew veggies for 45 min

nice recipe
but why not eat like shit and take vitamin tabs

crazy autoimmune shit affecting my brain and body
bad constipation, problems with most foods, really bad OCD
I've taken countless substances and the only thing that's partially helped me is this research substance I ordered from a lab that strongly chelates mercury and is a powerful antioxidant
long as fuck story

Son, don't throw away the best years of your life for money.

Even in the unlikely event that this ridiculous caper works, you will still regret it as you will miss out on many normal experiences, and you will grow distant from your family and friends.

If you must do this retarded thing, think about this:
> Your boss will know you live like a hobo and will assume you have a drug addiction. You will fired at the first opportunity. (source - am a wagecuck boss).
You have no idea what living in a car is like. It is basically being homeless. You will have trouble shitting, showering, finding electricity and staying in one place for more than one night will attract police.
> Cars still cost money, and because you will need to move around you will use your car more than you had planned anyway
> Even if you get some sort of van, you will be uncomfortable as fuck after a month. It will fuck with your moods, and you will not think like you do now. You will become impulsive, irritable and make poor decisions. If by some miracle you aren't fired at work when this happens, you will definitely make poor financial decisions
> If you don't actually make it, and all you do is either roughly break even or make a little beer money, you will wear the shame of this period for your entire life.
>If you do your dough (which given this is crypto and you are desparate is probably the most likely outcome) and this is really your only chance, you will go in a dark place mentally, increasing your likelihood of suicide.

I tried eating like shit and taking vitamins. Not only you get tired of eating shit faster than you think, but my cognitive functions took a huge dive. It felt like i was getting slow. If your work doesn't require a lot of mental work, then it should be fine. Vitamins are super expensive though.

...

OP this is deluded , talk with someone about this.

Just ask your friend if you can rent a room for 250. This is way more sustainable in the long run. You will get sick of your car in 2 weeks (if they didn't already called the cops on you ).

Then save, but most important don't invest everything in meme money. The tullip mania has already been.

If you really want to invest in it, do 500 bucks a month

>Son, don't throw away the best years of your life for money.
The best years of my life have already been thrown away thanks to my health problems and autism.
I'm trading crypto to make enough money to cure my problems and live a great life.

>you will still regret it as you will miss out on many normal experiences
I expect to do this for maybe 6 months.
Pretty sure there will be another moon by then.
I honestly only need about 250k.

>> Your boss will know you live like a hobo
I know him personally.
I won't tell him.
Even if I did, he wouldn't care and couldn't do shit because they need me.

>You will have trouble shitting, showering, finding electricity and staying in one place for more than one night will attract police.
Read above.
I'm parked on the street in front of my friends house and I get power and get to shit and shower whenever I want.

>If by some miracle you aren't fired at work when this happens, you will definitely make poor financial decisions
Possibly but I've survived under worse conditions.

>you will wear the shame of this period for your entire life.
My life is already fucked.
This means nothing.

>increasing your likelihood of suicide.
I'm basically genetically immune to suicide.
Even in the worst moments of my life I still had hope.
I have never consciously considered suicide, I don't even know what that feels like and I think 20 year olds that want to kill themselves are retarded

>(if they didn't already called the cops on you )
why on earth would someone call the police for someone living in their own car?
it's not even illegal

>sacrificing the certain present for the uncertain future
If things don't work you'll be fucked. Cut the crap and find a cheap place Diogenes.

I ate extremely healthy for month.
I felt no different cognitively.
My other mental/health problems seem to be unrelated to vitamin intake.

>if they didn't already called the cops on you
Cops literally can't do shit.
Also people across the street already know about and don't give a fuck.

>The tullip mania has already been.
Why do you think crypto is going to crash?
Major corps are investing now.

>crazy autoimmune shit affecting my brain and body

i'm sorry m8...did you ever get diagnosed? medication? i'm a medfag, so maybe i can give some advice.

>my laptop sitting next to me and my monitor sitting on top of the rubbermaid container
you have a external monitor for your laptop eaven though you live in a car? haha dont know what to say about that.....i mean i know laptop monitors are for plebs but having an external one while living in a car is insane dude.
also i hope you make it.....just be sure to invest at least 50% in btc - just look at coinmarketcap hystorical snapshots (eaven from just 1 year or 6 months ago) - 90% of the shitcoins dont exist anymore.....and of those 10% that do, 80% get outperformed by btc in the long run anyway

Are you really this fucking stupid? What is plasma? What is Casper? What is a deflationary currency? Fucking kill yourself

Oh man, I hadn't read this. This shit doesn't even make sense:
> You can fit all of your belongings in a container
> You are planning to sleep on 6" of foam. This is camping level shit and you won't last a month.
> The bed is exactly as long as your are tall, which is a good idea for anyone who doesn't enjoy sleep
> Bumming wifi from friend, that will last forever. Given you have no entertainment other than jacking off in your car, you will chew through his cap and annoy the fuck out of him.
> You are literally running an extension cord to your car across your friend's lawn? That shit is going to ugly very quickly.
> And you can use his shower! Well at least you will smell better than without it.
>Apparently, for 40 bucks a month you get all this. Your friend will soon work out he is being had.
>Especially when there is some homeless fuck living outside of his place all the fucking time, embarrassing him in front of his non-retarded friends and potential fuck buddies.
> You are running a space heater in your car. I hope you enjoy fires in small confined spaces while you sleep.
> You are planning on eating fast food, which is much more expensive that eating prepared food from a grocery store. Let me guess - you are a fatty as well?

You are a fucking moron, that is what is holding you back in life. If you had the ability to think things through, maybe, just maybe you could rustle up more than 4k mapledollars without using your friends and becoming a hobo.

You deserve the terrible life you will continue to live.

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An 05 pontiac sunfire is not suitable for living out of user, the tent would be 1000x comfy, if it's too retarded pitched in the backyard I suggest an aussie swag so you can at least sleep properly. Basic butane stove to heat basic foods, your fast food costs are really going to stand out and you will be a fat.

All money is chucky cheese tokens in one way or another

>>sacrificing the certain present for the uncertain future
sometimes in life you have to take risks

>If things don't work you'll be fucked.
I'll lose money but whatever I could easily just get an apartment again.

Doctors here are assholes that don't even care.
All I know is I have "Antinuclear Antibody - speckled pattern" which could be many things.
It might be some rare infection.
I'm actually going to be injecting this shit called GCMAF in the next few days. I try a lot of rare research chemicals because nothing else has worked.

thanks for the input, I'm kind of crazy yeah lol

wont altcoins go up far more than btc though.
At best I could see btc go up 4x.
Alts could go up 40x and more.
Am I wrong?

I live in a tent for three months in the fucking mountains with a 4 inch foam pad. You sound like a pussy
>huddoo wut will people think of me o no
>buohoo I need to spend half my income to shit and sleep comfy and have a chance to fuck stacey's ragged pussy

>> You can fit all of your belongings in a container
A lot of my personal shit I sent to my parents in another province. My friend is storing my other shit.
>You are planning to sleep on 6" of foam.
I will sleep diagonally. Also it's memory foam man, comfy.
>you will chew through his cap
Internet in Canada is far better than USA, our data caps are really high.
>extension cord
It's going through his bushes.
no big deal
>embarrassing him in front of his non-retarded friends
I'm his friend though and his mom owns the entire house and it's paid off, he only pays utilities anyway.
>space heater
Only in the winter and it has protections against overheating. It only heats periodically.
>which is much more expensive that eating prepared food
I worked it out, you really don't save that much more.
>fatty
nope

I eat fast food 24/7 anyways user.
I'm not fat.
I try to eat healthy fast food.

How much does it cost you on average?

550-600 a month

I would cost me maybe 450-500 a month if I cooked.

>I would cost me maybe 450-500 a month if I cooked.
Bullshit

Yeah doesn't look like much margin, your fast food is very cheap, or you are eating childrens portions

You're not living in your car, you're camping at your friend's house in a car and leeching his water/electricity/wifi for practically free. These are extremely important things and you're pretty much just once removed from crashing on a friend's couch.

Nigger I live in fucking Norway and food is $300 a month max.

What would he cook? Seems limited without an actual kitchen and freezer

Who gives a shit his friend is merely supporting an honest effort to make it

>Doctors here are assholes that don't even care.

what did they tell you? did your ever get treated with immunosuppressants?

>All I know is I have "Antinuclear Antibody - speckled pattern" which could be many things.

true, might be SLE, sjogrens, to name a few. what kind of symptoms have you experienced? pains, rashes, dryness, etc.

anyway, i would strongly advice not to inject random "experimental" shit into yourself, could be extremely dangerous. you could try curcumin extract, it might have a immunomodulatory benefit.

Talk to a shrink, maybe is the wish of living in your car something related to your brain problem.

Bringing chaos in your life won't make your life better.

food is expensive here man
I dont know what to tell you. Everyone else I know spends only slightly less than what I spend.

>did your ever get treated with immunosuppressants?
No because what I have isn't an actual classifiable disease.
What I have is vague as fuck, it still severely negatively affects my life though. The ocd is terrible.

>true, might be SLE, sjogrens
yeah but they wouldn't explain my other symptoms.

>what kind of symptoms have you experienced?
many food intolerances, brain issues, anxiety, massive OCD and delusions, fatigue, extreme mental fatigue where I can barely do anything(even video games or movies).
The mental fatigue is the WORST of these things and is the main reason I'm so fucked up.

>i would strongly advice not to inject random "experimental" shit into yourself
At this point I honestly don't give a shit.
I've seen a few studies on it and it looks promising.

>you could try curcumin extract
Tried it years ago, did nothing.

>shrink
do you know how many I've been too.
they're mostly scumbag drug peddlers.

>maybe is the wish of living in your car something related to your brain problem.
Nah, it's a survival/last ditch effort thing.
>Bringing chaos in your life
I already have chaos.

>wont altcoins go up far more than btc though.
>At best I could see btc go up 4x.
>Alts could go u
yeah, some definitelly will. but most will die off, just go and look at cmc snapshots....
dont believe the shills here saying "shitcoin x will be the future of activity x"......all of them are "the future" of something revolutionary.......2 ears since this whole ico madness has started and still not one fucking single working product....alts are here to make more btc

this. do not get stuck with alt bags, doors literally get welded

advice taken
nothing wrong with riding the alt train and selling when it starts to decline, I'll make a decent profit even if I don't sell at the exact ATH.

exactly just dont get too greedy.....but on the other side im a pussy and only daytrade alts becuase im afraid of going to sleep with alt bags (except for monero)....

My goal for investing in crypto is to eventually get a EuroVan and enough money to live out of for an extended amount of time. If this doesn't work I'm going to try investing in Beanie Babies or pogs.

>yeah but they wouldn't explain my other symptoms.

trust me, it might. m8, you need decent medical care. if a doctor acts like a retard, go see another one. at least get your blood tested, it might be something as simple as anemia, hypothyroidism, a vitamin deficiency, etc.

ride the train, sell on the way up, move on to next mission. no need to be the chart watching autist, because you were well ahead of the charts.

No matter what happens, 10 years from now you'll look back and know you did absolutely everything in your power to help yourself make it. No room for regrets. Good luck my dude.

fucking this.

>if a doctor acts like a retard, go see another one
in Canada this is hard as fuck
I've basically given up with our corrupt medical system and done shit on my own
my own research has gotten me much better help than they have
they won't give out immunosuppressant drugs for vague symptoms
they act like robots and anything not exactly to their bullshit standard is regarded as quack pseudoscience

they're the real pseudoscientists.

>anemia
I have too much iron, man.
>hypothyroidism
t3 and t4 both good, no problems with this shit in my extended family.

>a vitamin deficiency
I've tried countless vitamins.

>because you were well ahead of the charts.
lol how can you do this?

Honestly thanks bro.
This is my life and I want something out of it.
I see all these losers that want to kill themselves and I think they're retarded.
I want to fucking live and I'll do what I need to live a great life.
Even if I have to be a social outcast for a few months, fuck it.

good luck

fuck, this is hardcore, you admire me.

I`m kinda in same situation,

most people nowadays are pussies, so its easy to become successful
go op

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because one way or another you worked something out before everybody else, maybe you had exclusive information, maybe you had some form of control and could force something to happen, maybe you just made a really good guess.

the charts show you what already happened, they can help you work a few things out but you're basically the chink at the roulette table writing all the results down trying to divine the next number, but he was not the one holding the ball.

OP if you're still on thread, good luck. Many people in New Zealands largest city are doing what you're doing because fucking National let's the gooks pillage our land just like in Canada.

Stop lying. You're living with your parents, they'll pay all your bills as usual and you're going to invest your allowance/earnings from your part-time job into trash crypto, only to lose everything again and be back to square one.

It's not the gooks entirely bro, it's high immigration and new houses / infrastructure that isn't being built. All immigration contributing to high prices.

Fuck bud what if you do all this for nothing? Worse, what if you do all this and lose money?

Just be normal, get an apartment or split one, make the best of every day with what you've got. Learn to cook oatmeal, pea soup etc.

If you're that convinced about BTC just throw what you've got in a 10x BTC and get this shit out of your system.

Yea even Americans are allowed to buy citizenship. Always look to who profits, National MPs own the most land in Auckland collectively so benefit from this bullshit. Jacinda isn't going to solve anything and will only be a left hook to the face after a right one.

You can't even blame the Chinese for trying to get money out of their country. Their government could strip them at any point

>you admire me.
I think you mean inspire
but I appreciate the thought
FUCK YEAH

I wish there was an actual method to this madness instead of a "feel" thing

Honestly the main thing is central banks in Canada New Zealand which are basically giving free money to immigrant investors.
The housing market is booming because the central bank is printing money and the immigrants are taking advantage of the boom by making it bigger.
Solution: Abolish central banking and allow the currency to deflate.

>Fuck bud what if you do all this for nothing?
oh well
>Just be normal, get an apartment or split one
tried that many times
>You're living with your parents
havent lived there since 2010
im 27

>they act like robots and anything not exactly to their bullshit standard is regarded as quack pseudoscience

sadly i have to agree. if you have a common medical problem doctors are great, but if you have something rare, well...shit can get extremely annoying very fast. a combination of protocol, fear of punishment, lack of knowledge/experience, extreme stubbornness, and very important: lack of time.

>they won't give out immunosuppressant drugs for vague symptoms

that's some fucking bullshit...immunosuppressants aren't exactly fun, but considering your state they might be worth it.

>I have too much iron, man.

high iron doesn't imply you have many red blood cells, it might very well be the opposite actually (hemolytic anemia). hemochromatosis could also be an option.
in your case i'd just advice an advanced blood test, fuck it. the whole package, liver enzymes, glucose levels, red blood cell count, every hormone, every mineral.

>sadly i have to agree. if you have a common medical problem doctors are great, but if you have something rare, well...shit can get extremely annoying very fast. a combination of protocol, fear of punishment, lack of knowledge/experience, extreme stubbornness, and very important: lack of time.
agreed
>but considering your state they might be worth it.
look into gcmaf and its immune repairing properties
also look into helminth therapy and its massively immune repairing properties
foodsmatter.com/natural_medicine_comp_therapies/helminthic_therapy/articles/ht_success_stories.pdf
much better than some drug

> i'd just advice an advanced blood test
advanced?
what?

>liver enzymes, glucose levels, red blood cell count,
done

>every hormone, every mineral.
doctors rarely test for this

Anyone who says "Chad" or "Stacy" unironically is a fucking pussy. I would like to backhand one of you incel faggots so bad..

GL my ambitious but a bit nutty leaf user friend. Have a look into meditation to keep yourself sane and level headed through the next 6 months and make sure to properly dry your car seats if you spill any liquid to avoid molds and bacteria spreading.

What two jobs are you working to put into crypto?

>incel
I just googled the word incel after seeing it on Jow Forums for the past few months.
It's some some lefty reddit media bullshit term making fun of virgin males that have a hard time getting women.
Why do you give them a hard time?
Holy shit kill yourself honestly you waste of life.
Die lefty scum.

act when you have some reason to do so is the method. most of these autists just do shit for the sake of it and this might get tempting living in your car with nothing else to do, but your goal is to make money not larp as a day trader with 25 monitors

This. Summer boom will bring btc to 50k+, and all of its children as well. Look for small mcap coins for higher multiplier.