How does a blowjob feel like?

It's pretty meh unless the chick can actually do serious DT.

you probably kiss your gf after she sucks your dick you dirty cretin

really depends on the girl (or the guy if thats your thing)

Meh, I wouldn't say that. It does feel awesome if they can deep throat it, the moment you feel it insert into the esophagus is the shit.

>when I'm driving
What if you have to stop immediately and she bites it off?

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Better than pussy

lol slowlane on the freeway my dude.

What are you a fucking virgin?

most girls don't know how to give blowjobs. depending on girl's skill feel anywhere between bad warm handjob and one of the greatest pleasures for your dick.
If it really bothers you, get a decent hooker to suck your dick.

Overrated, same as titjobs.

Pussy is the best by far, not even close to anything else.

Wrong, are you gay?

bruh if she deepthroats the shit out of ur cock that shit is cashhhhhh

The first time I got one I was in uterrly disbelief when a chick swallowed my cum

shit, the memes were real. Jow Forums has become the normie board

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My first gf wouldn't let me cum in her mouth or she told me she would spit it back at me which wasn't appealing at the time. I busted into a napkin for 4 years it's really sad looking back. Relatively new girlfriend gives a great blow job and I try to make her literally throw up on muh dick by holding her head down when I bust shits Qash.

Throat>napkin

My first girlfriend sucked at it, she didnt enjoy it. Dump that shit right away because the sex will be rubbish too.

The one I have now absolutly loves it, it makes her very horney too. At first she was not that good (seriously, a bad BJ feels just awfull and you cant come at all), but after I explained what I like it became heaven. If your girlfriend is not cock hungry, I dont know what to say except sorry bro. The best thing about it is the feeling that she just wants to do it and suck every last drop. Thats why getting sucked by a hooker "blows", they just want your money and then fuck off.
My first girlfriend didnt even swallow lol, what a joke. This one prefers it.

the power of money

Some love it
Some so it
Some legit hate it
The last group is no fun in bed as they most likely dont like: fingers in her, then mouth, fingers in mouth general, smearing her with sperm or blood, manhandling, finger in butt, dirty talk, sweat
People who think body juices are eew are boring fucks

Normies wouldn't post some shit about being virgin autists.

>How does a blowjob feel like?
Good m8, it feel fucking gud m8.
>does girl like it?
Well depend if she loved y than yes, if she is a bitch and y paid her also yes.

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I did the napkin treatment for a few years, dumping that cunt was the best choice of my life.
user: you are too young to allow this crap to happen, find a grill that LOVES it and just wants it in every hole every day. Inb4 incel neckbeards that can not get anyone, just kys.

keep a glass of water close, give her some, proceed to kiss and go for BJ round 2 u fucking incel.

m8 good blowjob and ballsucking session with tonque scoop into ass is cash.

You don't fuck bad bitches, clearly.

only whores enjoy sucking cock

Better than holding a 100x position +8 hours without being liquidated and much better than sex

My ex was god tier. Like 10 min sessions until I had to ask her to stop cause I couldn’t take it. She’d also get more wet doing that then literally anything else we did in bed.

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Sweet my wife is a whore, lucky me

so what
it's your own dick
what kind of repressed faggot do you have to be for the possible presence of your own dick juices to terrify you?
she blows you
sometime after you kiss her
she teases you saying "ha ha you kissed dick" you push her head down on the pillow, slide that cock inside and remind her she's your fucktoy
and she moans and calls you daddy for it and she adores you for the privilege of being put in her place
i swear, some of you it's like you're still a virgin even after having sex. women need some push and pull, push and pull, always, if you want them to be helplessly in love

Boomer cope

I mean the essence of what you’re saying is true but you talk like that one faggot everyone knows at school who’s a virgin but watches lots of porn and tries to sound like a chad.

You’re right but your overselling and it seems fake.

They enjoy sucking cock more than they enjoy getting their pussy licked.

>not kissing your gf after she sucks your dick
it's literally your own dick who cares, i bet you dont eat your girl's pussy, if you even have a gf that is

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Oral fixation - yes mind kinda goes blank after awhile and everything just becomes fleshy

I’ve received great head from one girl a couple of times and it was honestly better than sex, counting her out sex was better tho.

On average sex is probably better than receiving a bj. Girls enjoy sucking cock as we enjoy eating a girl out

the fuck is this dog shit. unless there is a suckcockcoin im not interested. sage

It feels good you fucking incel. And if I see you looking at girls with your aggressive stare I will confront you

A gorilla roars

A dog barks

and buddy I hurt people

Blowjob is sex, you idiot.

>How does a blowjob feel like?
If it's good, then like heaven. If it's bad then terrible.
>Do girls enjoy sucking cock?
In my experience, most don't and will begrudgingly do it to make their man happy since they know it's expected in today's sex world. These chicks aren't doing anyone any favors because if she's not enthusiastic about it she'll be down there for like 3 minutes and ask you if you're done. 3 godawful minutes because again, if she's not into it she probably hasn't taken the time to learn how to do one well.

>
>t. incel who received a pity bj and now thinks hes not an incel
lmao

> How does a blowjob feel like?

Why don't you give one and see?

You couldn't use your brain to understand in that context sex meant vaginal intercourse?

>on Jow Forums
>still a virgin
get out

but yeah OP, if she can suck good dick, and let you nut down her throat, it's pretty good. Otherwise I'd rather jerk off

when your mother sucks my dick I push her head way down until she gags and gets my dick real slobbery that way it's nice and lubed up when I shove it in her asshole

fuck this thread reminds me i havent had sex since i was 16 years old

sui soon desu

Cash out some crypto gainz and get a hooker

>Rich
>Strong
Sluts love it and suck it like trashy whores sucking the last crackpipe of the day before their pimp finds out they are down on their earnings and prepare for a beating

>Poor
>Beta basedboy
They hate it, literally rape

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>prefers pussy over a mouth
>gay

The absolute state of logic on biz

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t. incel

Bitcoin was a mistake.

sauce pls

Sex is genuinely overrated and is an emotional respite for broke bois who think they're done making money.

moar?

>this thread has replies
good job op, you know how to trigger spergville into action

>absolute state of Jow Forums

What the hell happened to this board? All the Jow Forums tier posts and porn. Absolutely pathetic.

how long does dick have to be to do that

Didn't cum for twelve years between my first bj and the time my wife decided to make me cum from a bj

it takes me a long time to cum but when I do bj orgasms feel better than anything else

usually girls get too tired before I can cum but my wife is a trooper. way less work than pussy desu

Feels weird man (as an uncircumcised barbarian) my foreskin can't decide if it wants to stay over the head or retract and either way it's sensitive. If that mouth is dry, it's gonna feel like a cats going down on me.

No my girlfriend definitely does not like doing it, but I've had one night stands that just devoured it like a hungry hyena. My gf is shy and picky and annoying. She doesn't like me going down on her either.

I can still get head from her but I have to bug her to or withhold sex until she does lol. But what's the point if she doesn't enjoy it?

I was JUST about to post the exact same words when i saw this post.

>it takes me a long time
Same -- every girl that's ever blown me always comments on this. Sometimes with a bit of a compliment/challenge in their voice, sometimes with a little annoyance.

Doing it wrong

>o my girlfriend definitely does not like doing it, but I've had one night stands that just devoured it like a hungry hyena. My gf is shy and picky and annoying. She doesn't like me going down on her either.

Sounds like hell m8

sounds like ur a bit of a beta m8

Blowjobs felt amazing in my teens / early 20s, all I ever thought about and wanted. At 35, sex is usually better 95% of the time but getting blown is still obligatory. Having young girls give you rimjobs is the best though.

My last gf had just turned 18 when we starting dating. I was 28.
She only had a penis in her mouth once before in her life and didn't know what she was doing.
No problem, if you're dominant. Just teach her with clear instructions and how you like. Reward her with groans when she goes it right and call her a good girl.
A month or two later she orgasms from me fucking her mouth.

Sounds like you have a tiny flaccid penis. I am uncircumcised and the second I get slightly hard you can't notice any foreskin without trying. If I'm fully erect there's no foreskin shown whatsoever. Just my big erect penis.

>Just turned 18
>Only one penis in her mouth
>"Orgasms" from blowjobs after a month of fooling you into believing she hasn't been able a dirty little cock sucking slut the past 2-3 years of her life

>18
>only one dick in her mouth

jesus what a shitshow America is

Incel who thinks you can't tell how sexually experienced a girl is literally the first time you fuck them. Wew lad.

Sadly. Roasties, bro.

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i'm a 32 years old boomer and don't speak english natively
excuse me for not speaking the cool kid lingo of american highschoolers
i'm as far from a chad as one can be either
i'd say it's pretty fucking sad the standards of your generation are that low, but on the bright side this lack of competition is how losers like me stick their dick into teenage girls

Incel with such little sexual experience he still thinks he can tell the difference between innocent girls and sluts

Better than vaginale when the bitch knows how to suck.

>tfw my girl doesn't know how to succ
>tfw she can't even be bothered to learn
fugg