Why aren't you hatching tortoises?

Why aren't you hatching tortoises?
>low effort
>small initial investment
>make $300+ per hatchling

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Ive never seen anyone pay 300$ for a turtle. But please go on.

Where are you selling them?

that's because turtles are cheap. certain tortoises on the other hand are more valuable. some of the most expensive tortoises (ie egyptian-tortoise) are over $800

sell to pet stores or by word of mouth

I’ve made good money selling baby tortoises to TCM practitioners (traditional chinese medicine). As you know it’s labor intensive during the hatchling stage, but 2 weeks after they hatch they go straight into the grinder. It also helps to know mandarin to establish business contacts, but my wife helps me with that. I usually get $200 for 1oz of baby tortoise.

Damn, I don't know if I could grind up those cute little guys.

Yeah, I might have to stick to shrimpin

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>China
>Eats tortoises to try to cure tiny penis epidemic
>Doesn't work but the money is good
>Tortosies go extinct
Nice work, gooks

>selling to chinks
you monster

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Simply LOL at being this in the dark about turtle collectors.
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>It also helps to know mandarin
OH NO NO NO NO

hahah i almost bought a bunch of shrimp last time

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We've done shrimp, worms, snails, this seems a logical step.

just buy digital turtles like a sane human bean

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>phd in herpetology
>300k starting

kys

Will live a long and healthy life to spite you.

just buy turtlecoin instead

>some of the most expensive tortoises (ie egyptian-tortoise) are over $800

there is a reason for that. They are endangered species and you are not allowed to keep them. It's a criminal offence

In case the government catches you they will be confiscated.

Another reason can be that they are the type of animal that lay eggs like once every 5 years.

they are expensive for a reason.

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>you are not allowed to keep them
then why l can buy them online?

why can I buy mdma online ? Why can I buy dangerous weapons online ?

if it's for sale it doesn't automatically mean it's legal.

Then you aren't a herp lover. Chitra chitras are 3k. Beautiful turtles. I'd love to open a turtle farm and I would accept trtl coin as payment

WHY

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I paid 160 for my Russian tortoise it's a surprisingly good climber but I think it's spying on me.

why would anyone pay 3k for a retarded looking turtle ?

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It can grow to be almost as big as a human. And has been know to bite of th dicks of Pajeets as they bathe....

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