no friends, don't know anyone who smokes or where these people usually hangout, how can i get some ?
also, do they sell the loose grass only ? if i ask for the cigarette already rolled, can the dealer prepare for me ? any specific type of paper i should bring him ? A4 size would be ok ?
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Don't buy off strangers. Don't smoke at all. Be good senpai, we want you to make it
Use your bitcoin
craigslist works in some places that are more lenient on it even if it's not officially legal.
Is this your first time, user? Don't call it "grass" unless you're a boomer. Don't ask for pre-rolled joints. Find someone who sells good medical marijuana, and tell them what your desired effect and/or MO is (i.e., I just want to relieve my anxiety or, I just want to chill and play video games or, I just want to paint and be creative or, I want to feel euphoric and energetic).
Don't even smoke j's b/c they waste a lot of weed. Get a bowl or a vape if you have the cash.
How to find someone who sells? Depends where you live. Might be tough if you're in a small town. You gotta ask around, most likely. Can't get arrested for asking.
I fugged two blonde escorts and they asked me for weed. I was like, wtf, I dont have any weed. Then a week later I banged them again and they had weed to share. They were from out of town so I asked how they found weed and they said they just asked black guys standing in front of gas stations.
Dont do drugs tho user.
weedmaps.com
you're welcome
don't buy weed. invest your money instead. the future (You) will thank present (You) for making good decisions.
user as someone who is coming out of the pothead phase don't start. It's a road that leads nowhere if you're going to waste that money do it in something productive like martial arts. But if you happen to be in NYC ill hook u up with some fire connects.
Shit sorry, meant leafedin.org
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Not Jow Forums related sage
do stoner activities like disk golf or something outdoors. spot an obvious stoner. ask if he has weed. also flash your dick so he knows you're not a cop.
Go to a bar and ask somebody who's outside smoking. "You know where I can get some weed"
You're welcome
living in Canada , payed with btc, ltc and e transfers . shit comes in the mail 2 days later.
20% cheeper and 50% better than the dealers id grab off in my youth
smoking also helps me focus so i dont mind using some btc profits to sit down for a smoke and do my research for investments
Find a barbershop with a mid 30s fat barber with tattoos. He's your hookup. But don't ask tge first day, ask the second or third time you go.
go to a community college and pretend you're a student if you aren't. someone might be able to give you a dealers number. dont count on it but it might work.
>Martial arts training
>come home vape some nugs
>relaxed muscles
>eating like Henry VIII
Living on the west coast rules. I don't even smoke weed much any more, but the old me would have been in heaven. Legally pick from dozens of strains at any shop. Hopefully this will continue to spread across the country. The south will be a tough nut to crack though.
>A4 size paper
kek, right over the ameritard's head
fucking degenerate druggies
>no social pressure to smoke weed
>wants to smoke weed
??????
At least pick a less normie drug. You can't improve yourself with weed, only stimulants.
>flash your dick so he knows you're not a cop
does this work?
Maybe he wants a cheech and chong joint
yes it's my first time, i'm 26 and never smoked before, i have no idea what is j's is, im assuming its joints
shit nothing near me, i guess thats what you get for living in a shithole
yes it is... im buying shit, thats a monetary transaction, therefore biz related
you kidding me right
thats actually not so bad, but the guy will just give me his dealer info ? i mean is this common ?
i just want to try weed because it wont really harm, i just want to feel something
all drugs can lead to growth or harm, it depends on where you are at and what they can offer you.
I agree stimulants have their uses, but psychedelics are where it is at :p
i honestly don't want to fuck myself over it, i think weed is a light option and won't get me crazy addicted
The state of biz. When you're so low on the life totem pole that you have to aspire to become a pothead.
Skip weed nigga, i mean try it once but dont get that into it. Do psychedelics
My friend died from a weed overdose
Psychs are a mixed bag. They can help your attitude but they can't help you be constantly productive or help you rub your hotdog for 4 hours.
>flash your dick so he knows you're not a cop
Just don't do it. It's not even worth it. Safe the money up
you can buy weed at a coffeeshop
why you guys keep talking about drugs like it's something you would use to improve yourself or something, i mean i just want to feel something good for some minutes and move on, how could something that makes you crazy like that improve my attitude or productive ? do people actually use drugs for that ?
if i don't like the first time i could always drop it, what i really like about weed is that it is weak enough and "natural" so i don't think it will fuck my life up
when i was in whistler, you can literally text a company easily from their google page, and they deliver your text message request in 30 min...
the world is changing on weed
Deepweb nigger you already have the crypto
Weed is going to turn you into a mindless mkultra zombie
I met the best guy i ever known on C.L personals, but now that is shutdown.
Thanks man!
Marijuana is a psychedelic.
That's risky... if you live in a more conservative area, people can go all SJW on you and try to fuck with you.
>yes it is... im buying shit
Buying video games doesn't belong here. It belongs on /v/. Buying food doesn't belong here. It belongs on /ck/. Buying Blu Ray's doesn't belong here. It belongs on /tv/. Buying guns doesn't belong here. It belongs on Jow Forums. Post this shit on /b/ you stupid faggot.
If you live in the middle of nowhere I might try craigslist - look up keywords 420 or prop 415.
They're not police they dont have time for that shit. Meet in public parking lot. For chrissake don't call it grass or a cigarette or ask him to roll it. Just buy and figure it out yourself. I like a nice backwoods blunt myself. Ignore anyone on here telling you to try any other drugs, they are retards.
Coming from a daily smokers prospective this is kinda hilarious. Here's the rundown:
I dont call them my drug dealer, most of your drugs come from your friend networks and their friend networks. It's not unless youre a pansy middle/high schooler or you do major transactions like lbs kilos or more where the shady stuff might start to happen. I don't fuck with that shit. 10% of all adults including U.S. vets smoke so it's not as taboo as you think. People will do it and most smokers aren't potheads and some feel it's a god given right to do it and that's that.
If you try and use services like dark net sites on tor that's how you'll get caught more likely. Police in USA are under executive order if i remember right to more wisely use their funds aka resources than to sit and bully the street corner pothead.
To get weed: just to your friend or coworkers network ask around and you'll eventually get your first connect. Its not some shady underground network of theives vandals and crooks doing weed, it's your next door neighbor, teacher, and coworker. The first time I smoked was like 2 weeks after I had the balls to ask my older brother if he has connections and one day was like surprise bitch.
Move to Washington it's legal here I can buy an oz for 80 bucks right down the street.
Trouble is they guy already stated he has no friends. We're obviously dealing with an autistic basement dweller type here.
If you're in a state where you can get a misdemeaner or worse for possesion, only have it on you when you're buying and transfering it to your storage place and smoke wisely. In decriminalized states I see it as only a 200 dollar fine here in Illinois which I have no problem paying versus jail and a record (states scrub record once the civil violation, the same level as playing music too loud and doesn't stay on record like for running a red light). I always have a little bag on me in my car.
In legal states don't worry at all just no lighting up in public property since that's still a violation because of the smell technically, but nobody cares.
If you surround yourself w those types of people who make you look down on weed you'll think of it as a horrible thing but once you smome and meet new and great peolle thru them and ftheir networks you'll also be opened to a whole new world which is what I've liked so much about it.
you don't you degenerate freak. drugs fuck up your life and your productivity.
Looks like this thread's still kicking. OP, since you seem new to the marijuana world:
You should get a grinder (a small herb grinder from amazon will work), a small glass pipe, and a one-hitter - think something that looks like a cigarette but is made of metal. These are noob-friendly and good investments since, let me tell you, rolling a joint isn't as easy as it looks.
I'm vaping right now user. Jerking off while high feels so fucking GOOD. And porn is just crazy. Gotta try it anons.
And just call it weed. I still call it marijuana sometimes when in a less casual situation but I'm trying to replace that with the word cannabis to get with the times and sound more positive. I used to live in the south where it was a trip to the police station if you smoked and one night found myself hiding in the woods for 4 hours because some snobby neighbor called the cops on me. Probably because it was also at 2am but thats aside the point that it was a douche move that I taunted the homeowner over.
Kill yourself.
well that's the saddest thing I've read all day.
This comes from a daily smoker of 15 years.
Haven't smoked in a month though
Joints are my favorite but I get much more efficiency out of one hitters and pipes. Get one with a "keif catcher" which catches pollen (which yes you can be allergic to just like seasonal pollen like I am) and you mix with your weed and it'll make you a lot higher but in a "good way"
Sure nigga and mr goldberg is white.
Where can I buy LSD on the darkweb?
Buy it on the darknet, cheaper and easier. You can get prerolls but just buy a simple bowl for starts.
Same question but about DMT... Too sketched to order analogs to my home
>drive to nigger town
>look for niggers standing on side of road
>ask for nickelbag
>exchange $5 for bag
honestly 95% of the niggers in the hood can sell you a nickelbag
edibles are by far the healthiest way to consume your cannabis if you're looking to get blasted
I always wanted to smoke a fat bowl of DMT but I dont have where and dont know anyone who would babysit me while I trip
this is on my to do list for the next 5 years though
if you get pure dmt that trip only last 5-15 minutes, I call it the business man's hallucinogen because you could take it on a coffee break and be back to work in under half an hour. You probably don't need a babysitter, and you just need a calm quiet place to take a deep fat rip. I would highly recommend it if you can get the chance.
I have had good success for cheap dmt online arriving within 4 weeks. Definitely doable but
DO NOT do it if you're not in a deep and full understanding of what you're getting to. It is going to irreversibly alter your definition of the world real and isolate you, the new 1%, from the rest of the world. It is a very liberating feeling if done right but at the end of the day you're not "saved" and most of the online parading of DMT is people who were serious about it and are still in their afterglow and not talking about it decades later how it supposedly changed their lives.
That's not to say though, if you're ready and in the right mindset and an actually good person who is truly going to be rewarded by this drug for a humble life by all means go for it. You'll get something out of it no matter what, at least.
this is how you get robbed
ordered a nickel bag of dmt on the deepweb and it never came :( Maybe I'll just go eat the grass in my backyard or sleep more...
is this shit life changing? will this fuck me out of my current life-flow
Where to buy viagra on internet w/ no prescript?
>5 years
>5 years wasted not yet taking it with that mindset
Just buy it online user I can even give the SR onion user I purchased from and everything. 15 dollars 4 weeks and if you want easiest experience ever a $60-100 vape, aka a day's earning in crypto for even a poorfag rn
I am this user on mobile data btw
In one word, yes.
Where is the focus of the high directed at?
Personal shit or big picture?
>SR onion
I just imagine all drugs being bought on the dark net shipping right out of the pentagon
what if Im already isolated and in the 1% of the world in many, many ways?
Go to the store and buy some?
get some gainz, go to colorado and buy the good shit.
also 420chan.org, user. It's a thing.
it didn't do that to me, I felt the same after it. I mean the end result is similar to other psychedelics in that it opens up new avenues of thought for you, but I don't feel like some fried permanently altered person after smoking DMT. I think people just like to hype it up to the extreme because most people are big faggots. Look, if you "break through the wall" which is what you want to do when you're smoking, you'll have strong open and closed eye visuals, I felt like my body was being transported through space and time, but after 5-10 minutes that eased up, and by 15 minutes I was completely chill. I've done it a few times and would gladly do it again. My only stickler is that I wouldn't want to do it if it wasn't decent purity. Definitely do some research and maybe do it with a chill friend who will keep quiet while you're tripping (talking/noise can sometimes interrupt or take you out of your trip). Just my opinion, but it's really not as crazy as people make it out to be... I mean if you were trying to drink ayahuasca that's a different story, but a simple dmt can be arguably less intense than acid or shrooms... sorry for any types, I'm smoking and joint and didn't feel like proof reading
Go to your nearest college/uni and ask the first black guy you see.
Unironically you'd be used to it because of either coping and/or already being accustomed to that way of living.
Hehe
Um, well as everyone says it's hard to explain since it feels overwhelming. It feels to me as if my spirit is sucked out and placed into an entire new world, one where things follow a new defined set of natural rules and is nothing like you could relate back to the real world in a way able to truly convey how in awe you will be by the drug. I was so struck by it when I first consumed that when I finished I couldn't help but laugh at how petty all the things holding me back in life were, as well. It'll leave you with an afterglow for 2 days noticeably and in subtle but sure ways you'll notice about 6 months after and more noticeably a few years after how much you have changed and how the realizations you had that day you did it have continued to subconsciously affect you all this time.
You'll see some wonky shit. You'll hear wonky shit. And then you'll realize that this is actually your reality and spirit being messed with and not iust an altered brain function and that's where you either accept that this could exist, or fight with your might to convince yourself otherwise to live shrouded in your own reality determined by what you surround yourself in and not what things really are.
You'll see a lot of wonky shit and it is based off of the physical and mental mindset you're in when you consume. For example I had a close family member pass away. For that simple reason alone I'd not do it for a few weeks or months after. You'll understand why when you do it
I dont have any friends though. Is it cool to do alone? I've done LSD and weed alone a lot of times
Visit a skatepark.
Visit a pub.
umm
>no one said fpbp
FPBP
thanks for the write up. would you recommend it to someone who experiences anxiety and paranoia with weed? I'm very stable sober but weed just wrecks me sometimes.
Degenerates, all of you.
For actually strong and not weak minds yes but be dead honest w yourself. This can also give you PTSD if one's weak mind fights the experience and loses, it'll feel much worse than just losing a war and a friend as a soldier since it can shatter your entire reality and make you want to suicide.
Move to Canada it's legal by July 1st
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You sound fucking retarded honestly. Your brain is probably fried and everyone around hates you more than likely. Keeping popping those molly's from Jamal!
have any psychadelic experiences? If so it'll make you feel a little more prepared at least. DMT makes you appear to others as asleep with the occasional movement or word mumbled or so and you won't have any control over your physical body if you do it right. I haven't experienced paranoia while in DMT land, but my guess is that DMT is the type of drug (as well as LSD) to make you learn the meaning behind your paranoia and you'll at least know if its rational/justified or not.
I personally get anxiety when I do DMT yes but it's rumored to be worse for you to not go thru with the 3 or 4 hits because you would 1) not get the full experience and why wouldn't you go all the way, 2) have a struggle w your ego realize it or not and it'll just not be as good as it could be.
I always go in wanting to give mysrlf the most wholesome and humbling experience so I think of course I'll do it and go thru to that 3rd hit. When you're on hit 1 and 2 you'll watch with your eyes in a matter of seconds everything you havr ever known disappear before you and that's what's most terrifying to some people. But once you cross over you realize there's nothing to be afraid of.
Okay I can't stop you from thinking that but that doesn't make what I say any more or less legitimate. I've never done Molly since that actually does fry your brain with overwhelming amounts of "happy feels" instead of channeling your mind to naturally be more in tune with what makes you the best you could be
ok this other guy is acting like a psycho telling you it's gonna give you ptsd. if you've done acid you can handle this. just do it somewhere safe and do it on a comfy couch or a bed, and make sure you have a spot you can put your pipe when you're done hitting your dmt 'cause you might drop it. Make sure you take a big hit and try to hold it in for a while. Good luck user, and god speed.
I'm just erring very heavily on the side of caution for newbs on here. Chances are if you're researching it enough you're ready and will be fine
fair enough user, although the malicious side of me feels like anyone that doesn't approach hallucinogens cautiously is simply gonna get what they deserve. But I agree with you, maybe I'm being too casual about it.
most degenerate shit ive read all day